OttawaSaint

Ooooooh close! Nearly touched it in their box!

It's like when your dog has been ****ting all over our furniture, you tell him off hoping to help him learn and then he ****s all over the carpet and looks at you as if to say "did I do good?".

At least give Mahrez and Aguero a good ****ing kicking hopefully make them doubtful for the weekend.

It's basically a forwards vs defense training exercise. Clear to half way line, rinse and repeat. If they come out with a "5-0 was an improvement, we showed a reaction...blah blah" then they can **** off!

4 City versus 7 Saints. No-one tracked one of the greatest finishers in the history of the EPL. Predictable result...

2-0

Bravo could set up a deckchair and read a newspaper.

Lol. Boufal joined the defense there to give us 9 players back, fouls someone. Free kick, dangerous position.

WE DID IT!! Got into the attacking 3rd! Long cocked up his cross after a nice turn.

When we actually get the ball there is no outlet at all. They just have to boot it long. Is this what it's come to?

It's basically game over, we haven't been in their defensive third at all yet and long and Boufal are totally isolated due to the back 8 sitting so deep.

1-0. Weak defending again.

Good defending by Danso.

It's basically a back 8. LB and RB and all 3 mids are very deep.

We'll got it n into the attacking third. Players will take a lap of honour and City will score.

3 across the mid: RM: JWP CM: Romeu LM: Armstrong Then it's Boufal and Long swapping back and forth to be a 1-1 or a 2 depending on where the ball is.

It's a back 5. RB: Valary RCB: Danso CB: Stephens LCB: Bednarek LB: Hojbjerg

Game is on DAZN! Watching at work.

BBC saying players got a warm welcome and Saints fans, although few in number are making themselves heard.

Are we losing yet?

Is he the shouty guy who's always trying to create soundbites?

Just noticed that you put your clocks back (or cocks back as Jimmy Hill once famously said on MOTD). We haven't, so the slaughter...I mean match begins at 3:45pm here.

Good answer! Can those who were at the game comment if at any time did a more senior pro go to him at all? From the TV it didn't look like it. He needed a more experienced player to put his arm around him a bit and help him calm down.

At 46 I think I might be a bit old. That, and I'm hobbling with a sore thigh from a foul on Friday night.

Play indoor football on a Friday. A few of the lads were laughing their heads off. Smashed in 3G and laid on 3 others in our win so that wiped the smiles off their faces.