So so slow and ponderous. Where’s the passion, the relentlessness?
We’re just one big red and white plodding giveaway machine. This is up there with one of the worst matches I’ve ever had the misfortune of watching.
It’s the last thing Watford think we’ll do. Like Blackadder.
Nelson is stationed in Alaska, just in case Bony tricks him by coming via the North Pole...