OttawaSaint

He could have quite literally passed that into the corner and decided to curl it away from the goal. Terrible.

JWP what a chump. Easy chance. Ugh

Boufal coming on.

Sweepstake on the minute of the Bournemouth winner? I'll take 81.

Not much going on. It's a bit like an attack vs defence training exercise.

JRod going after Long's Spurs offside record.

Jeez, forgot about Boufal. Been a disappointing season from him. Hopefully a full preseason and he'll be one of our best players next season.

We've been slightly better than I anticipated. Hopefully we can get a goal and push on from there. Has 0-0 or 0-1 written all over it though.

Damn! That's going to stop our relentless march to chase down Everton...

Looks like JRod wants to shoot on sight.

They should just extend the ground into Tesco. "It's not fair, the ref was in aisle 3 and couldn't see our attacker get fouled in the cereal aisle", lamented Cook.

By "London office" he means the gents at Tottenham Court Road tube station.

I'm not mentioning names. It's what they want.

She's trying real hard to get bites these days. A bit like watching a former great that's way past it and can barely run or control the ball. It's all a bit embarrassing.

I don't think anyone is fussed. Try some different bait.

2-1 Chelsea

Glad we never signed berahino, totally gash today.

I'm not really fussed about what the other teams do. 8th-12th is pretty similar. Just want to see plenty of goals and wins for Saints and not bother where we end up. I think we will be better next season for having this season where things have been a bit of a struggle at times.

How about now?

I know that they take 30,000 with them wherever they play and it seems like a home game but they are away today.

Ohh this one is getting nasty and Costa is front and centre in every incident.

Now a Stoke pen 1-1. A blatant push by Cahill. But one of those that you see the big clubs get away with every week.

Deary me, what a shame!

Crumbs would you look at that. Ref conferring with linesman after offside flag and Stoke goal...

Lol. Howler by the Stoke keeper. 1-0 Chelsea.