Forster: I’ve seen trees go down quicker
Cedric: Can’t cross, pass, shoot or defend.
Yoshida: Best striker we have.
VVD: ****. Barely trying, not a leader on the pitch.
Bertrand: Barely trying, doesn’t even look before a pass into box, wasteful.
Romeu: Shadow of last year, not even getting yellow cards, should be beasting it in midfield, poor passing.
Davis: Tries hard but not particularly good. Not a leader.
Tadic: Woeful on and off the ball.
Redmond: Sloppy and stroppy.
Boufal: Box of tricks but utterly predictable, easy to crowd out around the box.
Gabb: Tries hard, gets no service.
Austin: Not fit, bad attitude.
Long: Tries hard but can’t score or stay onside.
JWP: Physucally weak, not the great set ball guy everyone outside Saints say he is.