OttawaSaint

Heisenberg with Batman and Mr X as assistants. St Robbie as goalie coach and Dalek as relegation advisor.

Danny Wallace?

Utterly clueless. Defend 90% of time? Against a team sitting back? At home? Worse than Branfoot.

They can pack their ****ing bags as far as I am concerned. Sick of them and Saints propaganda. Total **** served up on a Sat/Sun then by Tuesday we’ll get “Cedric says we’ve got to move the ball better”, Thursday we get a clip of Redmond, Tadic, Bertrand, Boufal et al. smiling and scoring goals for fun vs our hapless keepers. Then roll around the weekend for a déjà vu production of MPs favourite dull pointless, goalless anti-football. **** off!

Forster: I’ve seen trees go down quicker Cedric: Can’t cross, pass, shoot or defend. Yoshida: Best striker we have. VVD: ****. Barely trying, not a leader on the pitch. Bertrand: Barely trying, doesn’t even look before a pass into box, wasteful. Romeu: Shadow of last year, not even getting yellow cards, should be beasting it in midfield, poor passing. Davis: Tries hard but not particularly good. Not a leader. Tadic: Woeful on and off the ball. Redmond: Sloppy and stroppy. Boufal: Box of tricks but utterly predictable, easy to crowd out around the box. Gabb: Tries hard, gets no service. Austin: Not fit, bad attitude. Long: Tries hard but can’t score or stay onside. JWP: Physucally weak, not the great set ball guy everyone outside Saints say he is.

Manager utterly clueless. We are set up not to win. Players don’t have an ounce of pride in the badge. What a mess we are in. I’d sit the ****s down and show them videos of Channon, Keegan, Armstrong, Wallace, Wright, Shilton, wearing the great shirt they are supposed to be honouring. Joke team.

Utter ****. Sick of this crop of players and manager, they can all **** off.

Phew just as well we defend while we’re attacking, wouldn’t want to lose 1-0 at home...

Could you imagine Jimmy Case or Glenn Cockerill putting up with this ****e? No leaders in this team, look like lost sheep.

Two garbage corners. Whip em ffs.

Ffs, same old ****. Huff and puff, no decent crosses. Other team does nothing all game and then say, “ here’s how you cross a ball”. Sick of watchI got Saints. Same boring **** every single game. Utterly boring to watch, frustrating. I barely like any of our players anymore, bunch of gutless ****s. They can all **** off to Liverpool or Chelsea. None seems remotely bothered. Just want someone to show some ****ing passion. So meek.

There it is.

Ugh. Davo couldn’t keep it down.

Townsend bemoaning Saints putting players in positions they don’t like, should go 2 up top.

Come on Saints, send Glasgow to the golf course.

Lol @ Cedric. His crosses with his stronger foot are ****e, not sure why he even bothers trying a left footed one. Another promising possession wasted.

****ing Cedric. Leave now. ****!

Cedric made a cross. Gabbi misses.

Ugh. Swing it onto VVDs head. Wtf was that?

Enjoyed (is that the right word) the last 20 or so minutes. Keep it up Saints.

Cut to a dingy basement in Govan where a crusty neck beard crosses “no shots on target” off a notepad. He runs his sausage-like fingers through his greasy mop before circling “no wins vs top 6 in 13 tries”.

Pat on the head for FF. That’s better command of box. Ooohh redders close.

It seems like the general malaise has affected some more than others. Cedric and Bertrand Tadic all very poor for quite some time.

Great move. Derseved a goal.

Redders on the right. Great chance bouf