OttawaSaint

Oh dear, Payet must have broken his leg with a scream like that. No? He's fine to continue. Hmm.

Ohh Tads. Laces mate, laces.

We've already been better this half. Fonte unlucky with the header.

Great attack and game stopped for head bobo. If only a certain ref did that a few weeks ago. Hilarious.

We desperately need a "all fart and no ****" or "seaside B&B" post from Alps to reverse that jinx. At this point i'd even take a post from that loon who went ballistic at everything Saints a few weeks ago when we weren't winning. Forget the tosser's name (SaintRobbie?).

Sounds similar to mirror therapy. Shhhh, might just work.

NBC are saying Saints were just conserving energy because West Ham were sitting deep and playing without intensity.

How was the sunset dinner?

LOL.

AUSTIN!!! Geet the fook in!!!!! What a pass by Bertrand.

Everything is a bit meh. Where are the doom and gloom merchants, surely we need a classic Alps post to get Saints going.

Uh oh. Head injury!!! STOP THE GAME STOP THE GAME!!!

Arrogant little **** with his constant tellings off.

Lots of runs not getting seen so by the time the passer gets his head up, the attacker has had to drop back to get onside. Need to release that ball quicker like Hesketh was doing in midweek.

Well we've not missed any easy chances yet. Bats and co will be pleased, so that's a plus...

Taking us a wee while to setting into the passing today.

Referees have got to start giving hand ball for the cheats that dive and then grab the ball. The ball grab seems to convince the dumb refs every time.

Let's hope today is when Longy and co find their shooting boots. Hate the hammers. COME ON!!!

Just think of the DVD sales. 5-1!!!!

Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Everton Liverpool 3-0 Hull Boro 2-0 Spurs Swansea 1-1 City Stoke 0-0 WBA Sunderland 1-0 Palace

Sunderland 1-0 Palace. Defoe.

Lallana with L'pools second. 1-1 Man C Swansea

The big occasion must be getting to the players and referee. That and the opposition raising their game for this once in a lifetime opportunity to play in one of the great amphitheaters in the game. Nou Camp, Azteca, Maracana, Fratton...

Spurs winning easily vs Boro. Different class.

...or Heisenberg and Comic Book Guy...