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hasn't he just been fined £10000 by the FA for tweeting that Enrique was a bit gay for getting his teeth whitened ?

I quite like dolly mixtures.

doubt it but they cling to their dogma as they have every right to do. Why my own mother in law spent 70000 euros on her funeral, we didn't go because we don't do religion. Don't expect she minded though.

that's the one, orange, red ribbon, dolly mixtures and candle all have specific meanings.

cult? perhaps not, Christmas version US of A perhaps.

I'd much rather live in a Wasteland filled with Hyacinth Girls.

St Bonniface or United Reform ?

12th day must be a bit tiring for you then.

Is that a biologists in-joke ?

Captain saying hi to his home island I should think.

Wife bones turkeys and stitches them back up again (alright alright settle down titter titter) before she cooks them. Dab hand with the old kitchen knives actually.Then again she's a botanist so I guess she must have dissected few poor beasts in her Uni days. Just need to slice it afterwards, anyway you like

Their win over us was because they got lucky when some skate animal or other put Morgan out of the Championship decider especially as Hammond gifted them the match.

Absolute zero, less than that if it's possible. It's the minus 273° C of religion in our house. All scientists and engineers around here, no place for unsubstantiated dogma.

doubt if we ever really looked at Sanchez anyway, he's crap and wouldn't get anywhere near our first team. I wouldn't believe anything you read in papers about signings from France just now, it's agent money earning time. However having said that I read that Liverpool won't be going for top rate players this January because they're a bit skint and will go for stop gaps until the summer. Isimat-Mirin is a bit of a non-entity really as is anyone playing for Valenciennes at this moment.

And yet I remember many chagrinned outpourings when we didn't sign Guthrie last summer, much better than any of our midfielders if I recall correctly.

Reading need to change their manager, the one they have is clueless. Players are better than the performance I saw yesterday. Perhaps the owner is picking the team.:rolleyes:

wouldn't He need a referendum on that first ? Or at least a majority vote from the tripartite committee.

Need an asteroid for that though. Anyway I've heard from good "sources" that the end of the world has been cancelled due to poor ticket sales and an Underground drivers strike.

And why exactly are we having a tsunami ?

there was a famous one in the 60/70s Savundra: Fire Auto and Marine

Depends, good for clubs with packed schedules, probably good for players, not so good for fans. Anyway everybody knows how Wenger hates the Christmas and New Year schedules, just needs a butterfly to sneeze in Amazonia for him to be wanting to postpone matches.

They want Bafé Gomis, talks already underway between Liverpool and Lyon, don't know why they'd want Gomis and Lambert. Gomis will set them back about 12 million euros anyway.

Correct, the rest of this season has to be about damage limitation because of our awful start. Just to stay up we need another 8 or 9 wins (a bit less if we get a goodly number of draws). Twice as may as we have now from just 6 more games including Utd ,Chelsea and most of the relegation candidates away .

Too many guns, too many nutjobs, too many civil rights, too much greed and too much inequality means it will keep on happening. It's not just the guns, it's the environnment in which they exist.

American Pie leads us to believe that warm apple pie is just the ticket. Don't eat it afterwards should the expected apocalypse not take place though. In any other case the zombies will get it and they're not picky by all accounts.