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I do this on purpose, to freak out men that are clearly "worried they are gay"

Carla the elephant has her trunk stuck her own guts.

He likes to keep in shape, a pretty odd shape to want to be.

Iron my rat.

I have the soul and it broke after 2 months, but im not sure phones are meant to be launched at walls. IMHO its quite a nice phone, the touch panel does your head in sometimes, but the MP3 player sound quality is amazing (bang and olufsen thing) , the camera is ok, but the annoying thing is the speaker on the phone isnt that loud so you cant hear much. Out of all the phones i have owned it is probably the second best i have had.

I care about this less than the American Election. End.

Tonight - Meet a hot lady whom i have the mega hots for, ruin any chance i have with her, get drunk. Tomorrow - Gym, watch football, going out in a posh hotel in new forest for my brothers engagement party and im best man. Sunday - Recover, make up with family i have embarrased, might go for a swim. Quite a normal weekend.

I love this "waste of money" machine.

Its the hazard awareness thing that is mental! I failed with a whooping 6/35. lol

The Dark Knight - Was ok. 4/5.

Lol it looks like a elephant.

Lizard from the planet rogan josh on sector 34, according to David Iche and John Nada

Gary glitter is in limbo at the moment, Limbo says "He pay me ten dollar, very good"

If Obama bin Barrack gets in, i give him 1 year before he is shot.

Ill have a hose.

I think there party were banging on about kids getting up the duff and having sex before they were married and that its wrong. Dont know why people are so annoyed, politicans are people not robots.:smt048

How does Goatse wipe?

Z. Ram your bum in the basin and use the flush and power of Bloo.

Right to left.

Yeah so own'd is gully.

Im voting republicans then.

Give me a job.

Didnt Brian win big brother?

Probably, unless she is number disleksick.

Wasnt she something to do with Maxine Carr?