Bearsy

i am all things to all men! if you want cock i will give you cock! if you want vag i will try my best to accommodate that too. Lets just get naked + see what happens, it's what cortese would have wanted yo. RIP

yes but more importantly... would u?

SMS pervaded by the smell of stale egg as NC leaves the building & all the SMS staff simultaneously unclench buttocks to release 4 years of suppressed wind into the atmosphere. No-one light a match yo!

i remember watching this video bout cortese last time he was throw toys out of pram. I feel like many of the points raised is still valid! [video=youtube_share;75eBEWtd-Zo]

guys now is the time to start our care in community ownership plan! We can trump portsmouth with this + be most big fan ownership in hampshire! Everyone needs to send me £100 ASAP to get ball rolling.

did he give his watch back?

Word, DLT can't be expected to remember all the birds he sexually assaulted over a 3 yr period. That is v.unreasonable! Bird needs to narrow it down a bit! I dunno how she can go to police + say oh yeah DLT probably raped me in 2002 or 2003 or whatever. I mean, she can say that but how can it end up in court?

his accent must've been hilarious! Oi went ta talk ta ya aboot software an tings!

gotcha. it was guy from next door.

didn't ponch come out at christmas and specifically say we weren't interest? Edit: It was november yo: http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/10846421.Diego_deal_a_non_starter/

Tokyo says "I am go to watch CBBC"

oh i tried to watch that but it was v.dumb. I was face palming the whole time bout the things the dumb "scientists" was saying + doing. On other hand Red Alert! New HBO Drama Series! Is called True Detective, stars woody harrelson + matthew mcconaughey and is v.good!

Hahaha wtf is a "vulcher"!

leave me one nut at least ffs

i would give my left nut to see them emails!

this is v.true! If ur interested in CP sex sub-genre there is a movie called Storytelling you should watch. It's one of my favourites! It's by Todd Solondz who is also one of my favourite director-men, you may know him from the more famous movie Happiness which is also v.lols. The first half of Storytelling is bout this bird who is sexing a CP dude. She gets fed up with him though, she's like "Fucking cripple! I thought he would be different. I mean, he's got CP." So she instead fucks her teacher at school. He is black guy + while he's doing her he makes her shout "Fuck me nigger!" over + over. He's doing this cos he's calling her on her bullshit, and her affectation of liberality. It's a v.clever movie like that, there's lots of things where stuff seems strange then you think about it and see that it is perfect. It's a bit difficult to explain but the movie is v.hilarious! It's also good cos you get to see Selma Blair (who you may know from movies such as Cruel Intentions + Hellboy) get bummed. I give it 5 bones for the first half! The second half of the movie is a whole other story featuring Jon Goodman which is also funny+clever but less vicious, I only give that 4 bones.

Is that how it went down? I have many questions bout this! 1) Was it immediately apparent who the culprit was or did cortese have to do investigations? I.e. was normal smelt it/dealt it protocol observed? B) Was fartman + cortese in enclosed space? I.e. if they was locked in stationary cupboard it could be deemed malicious but on the other hand in large boardroom cortese may have just been collateral damage. IV) Do we have any infos bout if this was first offence, or had fartman been previously issued verbal or written warnings? 2) Is there any infos bout fartman's general diet, and in particular what he had eaten in the previous 24 hours? Any infos would be useful cos stevegrant has asked me to do article bout Fartgate 2014 for main page + possible national press syndication.

A True Story from St. Mary's Stadium Words by hypochondriac Artwork by Bearsy

my sister was showing me that tinder app + i said give it here i will make you some choice selects. I took it v.serious and was swiping through loads of freaks thinking, no, no, pedo, rapist, lives with mum etc but i didn't know bout the swipe one way was accept so she ended up with 200 freaks + perverts harrassing her. She was rape+murder the next day RIP.

This is interesting article: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/jason-puncheon-blasts-neil-warnock-after-criticism-of-woeful-penalty-miss-9055670.html got to love cortese

srsly? How bout if rather than deleting the twitters punch had done another twitter saying, oops soz that was typo it should read players don't have to pay warnock to get on team or bench. would punch be ok then? Or if he just said April Fools!!!

i think this is prob the best place to discuss what happened on the main board on sat. It needs to be recorded. What happened right, is someone started a thread bout the St. Mary's heart attack man. It was all v.respectful + caring + oh i hope he is ok, and then my old mate Ohio Saint chips in with: Forum was outrage! I was a bit lols personally, i mean not against the guy but it takes a certain kind of mind on first hearing of old man having heart attack to idly wonder if he might be paedophile. I tried to smooth the waters by saying that I hope he pulls through even if he is a paedo cos he's still a Saint, but forum was not having it! They was baying for Ohio blood yo + calling to permanently ban this sick fuck! One or two was wondering what was wrong with Ohio. Maybe he is paedo? Ohio is not understanding why people would support someone if they was a paedo. He really hates paedos! He was v.confused bout this but no-one would explain. In the end Chalet dropped by + he was strangely lenient + just sanitised the thread + i don't think he handed out fractions or bans. I never got one certainly. I just wanted to tell you all about it. I am glad to get this off my chest, much like heart attack man i spose who i understand is on road to recovery. RIP

Oi bletch i just made one up myself, check it! I own a shop right, greengrocers or something. Anyway everyday this woman comes in and says, "Do you know what apple is? Are you sure? Do you want me to explain it to you?" Eventually i had enough and lost my temper, "Stop patronising me!" Then i punched her in the face + raped her.

i actually find it v.difficult to believe. Warnock would have to be v.dumb to do that and not expect to get whistle-blown sooner or later. I mean, maybe i could see him doing it ages ago in the lower leagues but not when punch was there in the prem. I reckon punch is just repeating tittle-tattle cos he's bitter he never got no games.