Bearsy

he's a flamboyant dresser for 83 ain't it! You don't often see pensioners peacocking like that, matching their plum sweater with plum strides, open neck hot pink shirt, cultivated moustache. I hope I'm player like herb if i live to 83

hi pls copy me in on this + all replies pls

how many houses have we bought you so far, if you don't mind me asking?

oh that's embarrassing! glad i would never make that mistake! silly cow

think swansea already took that one

yeah there is some red hot stuff in this diary! Pure filth i am blush just reading bout it! i just worry it may be too explosive in nature to share tho on here, i don't want any come-backs bout this. Some of the stuff with cortese in particular is thick with sexual tension.

what SC said was ok, it was this SL character who called us cheating. Shia Lebouef probably. Never liked him.

hmm i'm not sure bout this. i have good ideas for further entries but it seems a bit over the line! What do you think! Shall i flush Big Kat's Diaries cos too mean + does not strike the Preux Chevalier spirit that we consider the ideal?

omg her programme notes can be called "Big Kat's Diary"

if you read the statement carefully + look beyond the text it's clear that Kat is a warm hearted + generous person with a strong emphasis on family + personal integrity. Her personal ambitions are sometimes hampered by a natural reticence and reluctance to thrust herself forward, but they are there and they grow stronger. That is not to say she is weak though or afraid to wield the iron fist beneath the velvet glove where circumstances dictate. Her favourite colour is blue.

Liebherr is bit mouthful i would breviate it to just Bear. Bear Stadium. Stadium of Bears. Something like that.

is "decisions about the future of the club" meaning e.g. selling it?

if you take the first letter of each sentence it spells N I C O L A G A Y L O L

Yeah maybe! I prev assumed she just grudgingly got stuck with Southampton like when ur nan wills you a sofa or whatever. Maybe i was wrong bout that! Maybe it's just spin but it sounds like she's actually quite interested.

just by the by is it likely that black people support Nazi ideology? i don't spose hitler would have been too keen on these developments.

that'll learn lukaku for giving honest + sensible opinion. Fucking nazi.

pollen is such a euphemism! You can see how it went down: QUEEN BEE: So you go to the flower WORKER BEE: Yes... QUEEN BEE: And go right up close and put ur face in it's lap WORKER BEE: Yes... QUEEN BEE: And then bring the stuff back to the hive. WORKER BEE: What stuff? QUEEN BEE: Well it's... erm... pollen. WORKER BEE: "Pollen"? QUEEN BEE: Yeah it's alright. It's not gay. WORKER BEE: You promise it's not spunk? QUEEN BEE: Spunk! Of all the ideas, it's pollen! Flowers use it to make babi- I mean they use it to attract bees. Trust me.

gotcha. What is difference between bumble bee and tokyos sucking off old men at dogging sites in SW london?

like that! i was working on a bumbles round meadow collecting spunk from pansies but i couldn't quite get it to work

you'd think boat mfr would be more clued up re: "loose lips sinks ships"

i like their logo! I should wear monacle + top hat.

can you email that to my boss pls. Don't tell him you saw me on here tho. I'm sposed to be working.

nah I've check her body language and she's pretty chill bout all that stuff, it's not put her off her feed at least. I reckon we're all just projecting, ur projecting bout car charges cos you got clamped last week, I'm projecting bout food cos it's lunchtime + I'm hungar.