Bearsy

i have sympathy with this! I feel the same with bands, actual ability is not v.important it's more about how cool you look.

i still like him. i would make him captain.

someone should do that as tweet! Tweet 1: Don't think i should have kids. I like kids well enough but I know deep down that if i was lucky enough to have kids i would just fuck them Tweet 2: up. Soz 140 characters.

i dunno how i would feel bout taking on someone else's kids, spudders. I've been thinking bout it, and i don't know if i would be up for it. The main benefit of having kids i would think is that you get to fuck them up and make them believe all the dumb things you believe. I would be worry bout all the best damage is already done in this regards. On the other hand i spose it's less emotions if you don't have to worry bout them playing with knives or whatever.

tokyos genitals is difficult to capture using conventional photography. Like tachyons, we only theorise existence of tokyos genitals by observing the effect they have on other particles, like the small yellow stain they is leave on the inside of his crusted underpants.

tbf wanyama "injury" coinciding with serena williams playing australian open was... suspicious

is all that true phil, bout that ur the gates of helm deep, separating the blonde masses from Woods withered putter?

i would be more happy to find ponch signing new contract than any player we're likely to bring in. If i was kat i would be putting my full weight behind that.

i do love you spudders, but from outside that seems mental thing to do! I bet ur getting lectures left right + centre from ur dear old mum! Do they not have female mother's of two in germany?

i was wondering if we've got some sort of money laundering deal going with molde

i believe the standard form of contract is ne bis in idem

i spoke to jolean lescott's brother a while back and he said in 2003 or something when it was put out that Jolean had knee surgery + was out for a year, the true story was he'd been knocking off a gangster's bird in wolverhampton and they'd caught up with him + broke both his legs. Not particularly relevant to shaw, but i just wanted to prove i am also v.contacts!

bird on previous page is offering jobs £35 if ur interest

yeah price pikey is someone who is on hunt for bargains at all time, like the people i see lingering 7pm at Asda hot food counter waiting on them to mark down the sausage rolls to 20p for 2. As you rightly observe, under no stretch of imagination could I be described as price pikey! I am v.respect for ur insight on this, windows.

what really worries me is that she might have died or something + for the past 6 months i have been money lending to Spambot

here is one where the reply is genius!

in other news, can anyone lend me £1350?

the prospect of us not spending 20 million on x,y and z has made SB v.angry. He is lashing out at adrians in frustration, but i don't spose adrians minds. Sooner that than SB's kids take the brunt.

I am big fan of Dear Deidre, it's the only reason i buy the Sun. I cut out my favourite ones + stick them in a little scrap book at home. There is a lot like this:

It's not tokyos! I was a bit shock when I see it write down tho cos that's quite a lot of money to lend a bird ain't it, specially one you ain't knobbing. I might have to call in this debt i reckon, £1350 would come in v.handy in these straightened times. Thing is tho i don't suppose she has the money handy and while i might be willing to accept services in kind it's not the sort of thing that i could actually come out and say explicitly. One musn't come across as pimp. I was thinking i could go to liverpool and lay down some guilt and make a withdrawal, but i have a nasty idea that i would prob come back home even more out of pocket.

i could stand to hear some more bout ur career as Agony Aunt windows! Do you have any records of this?

no is for real! I am into this bird for £1350, and I see no prospect for recovering this debt! I mean, what is that, like 192.8 dick massages? Makes you think, ain't it.

On similar subject (except proving i am not a price pikey!), have you ever lent bird money? I seem to have got caught in a money lending trap. I lent this bird £500 ages ago, I can't remember why I was just feeling a bit Baby Jesus at the time. Problem is that this has set precedent so when she asked for more it was awkward to say no, so I lent her another £500. One has to be civil. And then I lent her another £250 and then just the other week she was sob story for another £100. At least the sums is getting smaller I spose. Thing is, I haven't even seen this bird in about 6 months. She is at University in Liverpool. I only really hear from her when I'm getting tapped up. She sends me a text like "HOW R U?" and I'm like "yeah not bad" and then she immediately launches in to "CAN U LEND ME £100 PLS" It's getting a bit embarrassing. I know how Barclays feel when I'm bothering them bout my overdraft or whatever, although they don't seem to have as much difficulty telling me to fuck off.

have you ever shoved the bill off on the bird? I done it one time it was v.funny to see her face! We'd gone to Miller & Carter in Sutton Park which is like place to get steak dinner. It was not v.expensive, but i felt like i done all the running in conversation & she had nothing interesting to say for herself, so when bill come i was like "Well, thanks for that" and shoved the little plate over in her direction. She was face like thunder! I was struggling to keep straight face so i headed for bogs and only come back to see what sort of tip she had left. I drop her straight home after (no action) + went out to meet mates in town. Next day she was text me to see if I wanted to go out again, but i blanked it. I reckon she had calculated i would have to treat for return fixture + thus mitigate her losses.

Originally it just said "Under 15 - No charge", but when i turned up with 13 of my mates to get group discount, she changed wording