Bearsy

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

yeah the triangle, that is the one. That is where i was queueing on stairs to go down tubes and there was grown man in front wearing speedo + boner. Thinking bout it, maybe it was you Tim?

was prob trying to impress ice hockey coach

i reckon he's innocent. Free Osvaldo!

my aunt died in burgess hill. She also lived there for many years. I am familiar with the Tesco + also we used to go to the Swimming Pool when we was visit as kids. And also, one time we went to the Steep Hills that is round there somewhere + I was running down the Steep Hills and i fell over + my face is land in cow pat. Good times.

what do we think bout horses when people is riding them on roads? My next door neighbour has got one & she is always driving it down my road and parking it outside my house. It does a lot of poo on the street too, but it's not stinky poo like when you have KFC it is more grass poo like when you have salad. I am v.respectful if I'm driving and see one out on road tho, cos I know that they get v.angar if people is cut them off. What I do when i see horserider is i slow right down and creep up behind it, then i give a friendly toot-toot on the car horn and respectful thumbs up and i give them v.wide berth as i go past, cos i have often noticed horses is difficult to control and frequently rear up when I'm passing.

would put this dude out of business bletch [video=youtube_share;VTXKkq_Bwhc]

Sunderland must be gutted, nailed on for relegation now IMO

i made enquiries on this previously cos i wasn't sure either. I thought it could be: a) straw cos you have head of straw, like scarecrow in Wizard of Oz who was in need of brains. b) cos of making straw man arguments c) cos of clutching at straws d) straw cos they would like to suck you off like a straw that you suck on to obtain delicious McDonald's thickshake Turkish said it was option b) Edit - just to confirm none of the above agree with my opinions, i find you valued + erudite contributor. However if you is interest in option d) contact me pm

I'm spamming the forum today with the interest stat that we have played 11 games with first choice back 5 and are unbeaten with 25 points In the other 11 games where G-Nigga or Davis or Fox or Jos or Yosh got on the field we only got 6 points.

Yo! We all know our first choice back 5 is sweet & the reserves is butters, but I've checked the stats for interest. I'm calling our first choice Back 5 to be Boruc / Shaw / Lovren / Fonte / and either Clyne or Chambers cos I'm not sure who is first choice. When First Choice Back 5 play 90 mins in Prem we is: P - 11 W - 7 D - 4 L - 0 Points 25 When the back 5 features G-Nigga or Davis or Fox or Jos or Yosh, we is: P - 11 W - 1 D - 3 L - 7 Points 6 Clearly if we could play first choice back 5 all the time, we would be Champions League, just like Ponch promised!

there is no thing like tyop bout dumb tokyos + new worksin yo face!

also vertical stripes is v.slimming

i can't think of snappy come back Something bout naked baths with father-in-laws or something! In yo face!

in his haste to mug bear off bout typo, tokyos embarrasses himself with typo

cortese keeps a small vial in his breast pocket of tears stolen from young children. When he feels it appropriate to cry, he just lightly sprinkles his cheeks.

"defined by Opta as one on one situation or a shot from just a few yards away"

they is sposed to be anonymous tokyos

One day Justin will see my blog and even tho he is not met me he will be struck by the quality of my blog and he will phone me and say i love ur blog do you want exclusive interview? And i will go to his hotel + our eyes will meet and when he sees me for the first time he will realise that i am right for him and we will be marry 4eva

cheers. Some amazing TRUE stories is coming out so far. We didn't know the half of it!

I am running a book on that spudders: 4/7(F) Burger Grease 5/2 Tears 3/1 Vag juice Once bets is in i will lick it + let you know.

yeah couldn't turn down them bargains! Cost me £38 in train tickets to get their tho

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yeah that's what i think, that we don't create loads of "clear cut" chances. If you only saw us on MOTD you wouldn't know we are greatest team evar.

not the most open minded of chaps is he? I like how he dismisses all contrary opinions as tripe before he's even heard them. Does he post on here???