Bearsy

how long did it take you to find picture with penis bulge, tokyos?

don't look nothing like his statue. Stupid statue makers! We can't catch a break with ted bates statue.

i will try btf but i don't really see it as my job to be polite+respectful and spell things good. We have you for that.

lols adam's key strengths is powder puff shot & average pace. I also rate wanyama for his questionable distribution and boruc for his cruyff turns

i thought it showed a lot of respect for him to come on and play shite, like he did

i dunno if he is quite legend like rickie but it's pretty close. I reckon we should wait and see who scores winning goal in FA Cup final. Also World Cup Final. It can be winner takes all.

WHO R YA! WHO R YA! nah srsly is you name change? i don't remember seeing ur previous 1536 posts and i usually keep a careful register of anyone mugging off turkish, you know, in case they "disappear"

worst one was the kingsland doing the macarena except replacing it with Heeeey Katharina Aaaaii! It was v.embarassing complete with co-ordinated dance moves and everything. Arsenal fans was pissing themselves.

ponch seemed pretty confident in post match interview that he was getting some in and out action off big kat

anyone seen mikey?

cork is in such good form at the moment. Get used to bench Victor!

does anyone know why arsenal was late? Did they stop off at pub for a couple of sharpeners? Not bothered tho! Ave it gooner c*nts!

arsene must love seeing this slick pass + move stuff. Hope he is really enjoying it, professor of football

they'll need more than that.

she is nasty IMO. I'd love to have seen her face when he got his mum to drop them at nandos. Fucking gold-digger.

is clynes still carrying knocks, or is chambers genuinely first choice now? starting 3 teenagers is taking the piss a bit, oi mr wenger do you love our nice young players? You interest? You like to buy? FUCK OFF!

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cheers G

nah sorry bros if you can't make it on time we'll just kickoff without you

is that after he was sent off vs erm brighton was it?

when did we last win a league game without any Lambart?

i will take ur word that grows on you tokyos, i don't want to risk it. yeah i am at cutting edge of finding out about these little underground bands like doors who prob never got chance to make it big, so i is give them exposure. I am like saintsweb A&R dept.

ugh tokyos wtf. i have been listening to an old-time band called doors. You may of heard of them. They is quite famous i understand. I have been listening to this one song called "20th Century Fox" v.carefully. I think it is bout wondering if a hot bird is really a transvestite. We is all been there. Here is the key lyrics: Well she's fashionably lean (this is reference to androgynous transvestite figure) And she's fashionably late (this is cos she don't have periods) She's no drag act watch the way she walks (this is when he is wondering if is transvestite, he is thinking not at this point) Got the world locked up inside a plastic box (this is bout being post-op) No tears, no fears, no ruin... NO COCKS (She is no tears + fears cos man is brave. i dunno bout ruin but no cocks is self explanatory.) There is some other stuff too but that is all i remember right now.

Agreed, if you only buy one wood burning stove this year, i would get this one.

that pirate show might have been called black flag. i refuse to googles such details. Edit: or black sails. Something like that. Definitely Black Something.