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Bearsy

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  1. i don't even like costa, i am more starbucks. That said, if i sprung for costa i would at least expect it to count as downpayment.
  2. v.interesting tks. I didn't know any of that bout dell being wooded valleys + milton road goal being bombed (was it during match??). I am both educated + entertained by ur posts!
  3. i didn't think we was gonna make any january purchases, even before NC done one. I was ahead of the curve in this regards! Reckon we will buy in the summer tho, even if big kat ain't managed to offload the club yet.
  4. i know is typo but it just made me imagine them as partnership. *shudder*
  5. i was thinking that, you know, if mikey did not click at weekend we could have whip round + maybe get him at least a dick massage. Or for just £1 extra we could fund him for wank off to completion.
  6. is the title a bit spoiler?
  7. i think suck off is explanatory, that is like what ur dad does at wimbledon common sun mornings. There is £3 charge for cum in mouth, tho tbh i would just pay £12 and then cum in mouth anyway cos what's stopping me? The blowjob is obv more high class version, tho i can't quite imagine how. Maybe less teeth.
  8. 02392 731204
  9. yeah but rape is illegal now
  10. are you VAT register?
  11. why would i pay £35 for blow job when i can get suck + cum in mouth for £15?
  12. camera adds 10 pounds
  13. if i ever have kids i'm definitely palming them off on spud.
  14. Letissier seems to have changed his tune on this cos i spoke to him while back and he definitely said Cortese was account
  15. As gets closer i am getting more + more excitement bout this! Super Mikey is gonna completely ruin this bird omg he is gonna smash it so bad! i am boner just think about it! She is gonna rue the day that she agree to go costa coffee with Super Mikey!
  16. i know what ur saying!
  17. mate of mine done internet dating on plenty of fish. He arranged date with Milf who was live in North + he got train up + she picked him up from station + he said lets go for coffee and she said nah how bout McDonalds(!) and she had her kid in tow(!) and he had to buy it happy meal(!) and there was facebook photo of him with sadface, milf + this disabled looking kid trying to assemble happy meal plastic toy. He did knob her tho.
  18. if you like we could arrange that at the start of ur date tokyos will come + do a sex attack on her + then you can save her for extra credit. This is guarantee to get u action, especially if you fuck tokyos up bad
  19. just be safe S&M, we care bout you + we worry bout you
  20. ok. Is that ur advice to osvaldo also? It made me think a bit bout Osvaldo in that things ain't necessary so v.bad till you take into context who the victim was. If Osvaldo had laid a simple, manly headbutt on D.Fox for example i don't think i would have much problem with it.
  21. yeah it weren;t quite as bad as that! I mean it was accident, i didn't mean to punch a barmaid, she was like collateral damage or whatever. Still i will go + apologise tonight. I will give her something to make agologise. A boning or something nice like that.
  22. i punched a barmaid last night Edit: i am worse than osvaldo i will probably start in on small children + handicaps laters
  23. :lol::lol::lol::lol: sword!
  24. i dunno how Ponch can sleep at night
  25. we're waiting on autopsy
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