Bearsy

Sky Sources tell me we've never won a game with Clattenburg as referee. Seven games so far. Apparently he is best mates with Lawro and they meet up twice a week to have fish dinner + tell each other offensive jokes bout Southampton.

I'm with Griffo! We only get these threads when a team's doing well and they want to get their bums licked. We didn't get LoveCardiff forum on here asking opinions bout their dumb club. It's fishing for compliments yo! LoveEverton is the bird at work trying to start conversation bout her dumb haircut, I'm like, "Listen c*nt! The only thing good bout ur haircut is the bit at the front that covers ur face, and in any case it all looks a bit ginger to me." I can't wait till everton have to send Lukaku back and sink back to mid-table obscurity. It's what LoveEverton deserves for being soft! I have given Griffo, Windows + Chalet(!) reputations points. I have also rated this thread 5 stars cos it's lols. Merry fucking christmas, c*nts!

Some posters on this site do get a bit precious when they encounter dumb people talking bollocks. I don't know why they're like that, or what can be done about it really. I would just ignore them 110_Persaint if it bothers you so much.

Hmm didn't think of that! I spose clothing is out too if you want to buy Muhammad t-shirt or Peppa Pig back-pack. Minefield!

Google "Agenda Boys". You will like what you see guaranteed!

I didn't see all the game cos I had tantrum + smashed computer second half, but lot of the time it seemed like Davis was playing right back.

It said this in the dumb article, hidden between all the outrage + exaggeration. I thought, you know, that sounds fair enough!

Gotcha. Explains why they was bum-licking Rooney all summer also!

Yeah that was classic barry! Absolutely brazen!

Chelsea should buy some of these players! Dumb Chelsea mugs!

Sort it out brah!

I could stand seeing some more of these in 2014! Merry christmas to all Saintsweb bros!

I've also been thinking bout Islam recently, just as a back up plan in case Baby Jesus falls through. I've been thinking a lot bout all the virgins I get in Islam heaven. What I'm wondering bout, is where do they come from? I'm assuming Islam women who die virgin get to join me in Islam heaven to be my bitches, but what happens to all the Islam women who is not virgin? Do they go Islam hell? Also, I'm a bit worried that the Islam women who die virgins are likely to be the ugly women and small children. I dunno if I want to spend eternity knobbing ugly women + small children, even if they is virgins. I think I'd sooner be in Islam hell with the skanks. It's a lot to think about.

Osvaldo chinned NC! You heard it here first yo!

Reckon we've already spent this year's budget. Unless someone gets sold it'll prob have to wait till summer and, you know, I'm cool with that. Edit - like clarke says innit!

I had tantrum + turned off stream when Lolveld scored. Heard we equalized so I rushed back online just in time to see Adabayor smack a third. I'm killing myself now.

Just need Fox to lay an egg here then I've got Balls-Up Bingo

Has G-Nigga made a save in this game yet? Or all season?

Jos Lolveld for the win!

Lallana having a great game

Agree so scared of making mistake he won't leave his line

Ugh I can't watch this