Bearsy

I dunno what to tell ya tokes. Biitch owns a horse! Maybe it will be better if you ask questions & can eliminate biitches that way.

Wrong again tokyos! She lost virginity at age 15 to a mate of her dads.

Sigh that ain't the one tokyos! I can see why you'd think so cos of bush, but the far right fragged don't own her own horse + never went to Leeds University (she is doing BTec in Plymouth)

yeah what is with them gimp marks + detachable dildo? I mean it's alright for a laugh but what does it do to improve player performance?

nah i'm a bit tired after doing them 3 already. We're playing guess who now. I'm thinking of one of the programme sellers, here is ur clues: 1) She has got a fairly big bush b) She owns a horse, it's name is "Charlie" iv) She lost virginity at Leeds university, to boy called Freddie, he wants to dump her but is scared

Which one you mean? I'm numbering them left to right excluding the dudes, we're captains and picking like school sports. I'll take number 3, i nearly overlooked her at first cos of unflattering camera angle, but i can tell from her eye shadow + the way she is getting bummed that she is filth. You i assume is taking the two dudes, so i will also have numbers 5+7. Number 5 looks like cher + number 7 is cute as a button!

it's ok i have them now. Cheers for pm's bros!

ghost of bruce lee ffs! I will check them all and hand out reviews + reputations points depending on my findings!

don't mug me off bro, i was born in 80s i just prob don't remember bout the films coming out when i was 3 or whatever! Bloodsports looks sweet! Is like karate kid but more dumb! Love it!

is difficult to tell from just face, do you have any tits+arse?

oh hi tokyos, glad ur on the case too!

erm mods I've warned you before bout flushing dumb main board threads into muppet shows! We're not having it! If draino wanted to do a muppet show thread he would have done it in muppet show, and it would of had tits in it!

thanks kraks that's a lot better, ditto shearer's barnet

lols did this look any better in the flesh?

nah i thought it was cool that she answered! I prob need a wider survey tho, there's a primary school near me I'll go down tomoz ask some of the girls if they prefer butt patting or crotch grabbing. I'll let you know what they say!

he's on four times the wage of benteke, according to my villa mates

one of my big disappointments of the season is there was hardly any photos of these skanks uploaded on saintswebs. Come on gays, I know you've got 'em! I will also accept videos of you buying one saying "alright love... how much?" and then opening it up at the centrefold, looking at skank in leering fashion + going "phwoooar".

cheers bro, I'm on it!

I've not heard of them films you and brett is on about pap, would i like them? In other news i see that new superman film, it was v.boring. My favourite bit was when i realise general zog was Fred Cliser from groundhog day. Wrestlemania! No way!

JuvenileUnit2 @juvenilunit2 when ur dad asks if u prefer crotch grabbing or butt patting #awkward posted 2m ago

I think it's time to back the new shirt which is why I'm launching the "Cortese United - No To Stripes" campaign. Everyone needs to get this put on the back of ur shirt!

Also +1 reputations points for tokyos brother yo!

my fave is liam, i reckon he's not quite so much of a knobber as the others. This is not that i want to grab his crotch or pat his butt particularly, just that he is the "lesser of 5 evils"

hi have u also got contact details for the hotties who was working outside the ground?

would she still like them if they didn't pat butts, or is that intrinsic to their appeal? Also does she prefer the crotch grabbing or the butt patting? If she could only keep one, what would it be? I'm trying to broker a peace deal that we can take to baby jesus, see if he will call off the fatwa.