Bearsy

Word! My brother-in-law was going on about Dynamos one christmas-time and made me watch whole video. He is Italian so you have to make allowances, but it made me quite angar! I was like b-but it's television! We just saw Harry Potter smack-down a dragon!

was he Skinny at ur school pap? I think i prefer Thinny cos of aliterations!

I've noticed lately the mods is simply deleting my dumb posts rather than going to trouble + inconvenience of actually banning me! I genuine appreciate this new service - I didn't like being ban!

lols bristols house is v.convenient if ur ever caught short! It's actually become quite a tourist attraction, people is coming from miles around to drop on his doorstep.

all my own words sour mash! I'm a very literature bear! One time I heard W.H.Audens done sex poems so i sought them out and it was all about the time he put finger up rent boy's bum + took a load in his mouth I will try and find the book laters + post the poem in full on here!

Glasgow pm me bout this at 11pm(ish) last night

i know what you mean bob, i often drop one off immediately after eating but i always assumed that my new food is just shunting out the old food, i.e. like buying twix from vending machine.

Sweetcorn is good control group pap cos it comes out untouched. In some cultures they simply rinse off + eat again. On other hand i had madras Fri night + i reckon it went through in approx 90 minutes yo!

i reckon they owe me royalites yo! i dunno bout making the characters gay, i spose it was just too hard to find a male lead on broadway who could play straight. I don't remember bout there being flamingos up bumholes either - it may of been in the subtexts tho! On front page of sun today they is doing bout which actress you want to play the virgin. I voted for the one from Mama Mia yo! She gives me boner! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4981230/Wholl-be-Ana-in-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-movie.html

that ain't fifa official website tho is it?

Fatty and Thinny were in The bath. Fatty blew off, and Thinny Laughed. ------------ William Blake, 1827 This has been one of my favourite poems for a long time! I done my dissertation on it. Structurally it is perfect. To paraphrase Salieri, to change but one word would diminish the whole. i.e. if i changed it to "Fatty and Thinny were in the banana," the structure collapses like pack of cards + much of the sense is lost. At heart it is a tragic tale of the modern world, a parable of shame + cynicism like Adam & Eve. Or as Blake would have it, "A song of Innocence + Experience." Fatty in this representation is our Innocent. He is chubby and child-like. He knows not to be shamed by his nakedness nor his bodily functions. We find him enjoying the womb-like safety of a hot bath, happily splashing about and playing with rubber duckies. I envy him in these moments, his sweetness and joy. Then he slips one out. The squelch of wet cheek on porcelain, the stream of bubbles, and hot eggy fart invades the senses. Fatty knows not what he has done. Thinny laughs, callously. Thinny rather neatly comprises all that is wrong with the modern world. He is a withered and cynical old man. He is both the Catholic Church and the Industrial Age. A sexual deviant, it was his suggestion that they bathe nakedly together "to save water." He's quietly tugging one out under the bubbles. His callous laughter reverberates through the bathroom and it hits Fatty like a slap. His eyes widen and his cheeks burn with shame. It is one of the most dramatic moments in English literature. This was Blake's final composition, dictated from his death bed and inscribed on his tomb. The summation of his life's work and in my view, his finest hour. You should all seek it out. I particularly recommend the Latin translations.

is not a cup! don't call it cup! Is bear! would of been nice to win the bear at least once before hibernation yo!

the bit where it says bout opening the door for other clubs to increase their offers

they may have done barry, i think the point is that we would be all sneering + mugging them off tho. Take a line through dr.who when he announced on here he was gonna make cheesecocks for living!

i just read ur letter on football365 colins! I was like oh i knew that colins before he was famous!

sue meets americans in bars + takes them back to her dungeons + drugs them with fine wines. True stories!

word! I reckon wanyama + morgan pressing in centre midfield would be murders, there ain't a midfield in the prem that would be comfortable against them two

it was me + my firm that give pompey mascot black eye

in my car just now Talksports was saying we is v.confident bout signing this dude. Paul Hawksbee was giving it the old "no disrespect to southampton..." and then disrespecting southampton yo!

+1 reputations points to pap please, spudders

i reckon we should be getting our back up players from the youth team, it's the only way half the squad is gonna ever be academy. Will cost us points tho!

sweet! I will review the shit out of this movie! The casting is key tho! They will be tempted to get someone cool like Mila Kunis or someone Good Actress like Judi Dench but these would be mistakes! virgin needs to be physical and intellectual capacity of blow up doll. My pick is Helen Flanagans!

I won't really feel we're prem till one of our boys films his wanger on the internet.

erm if u check his friends list i think you'll find he is one of the most connected posters on here.