Bearsy

don't jokes tokyos i am very angar bout this! I want to know why we is "all in" FFS!

why is we "all in". What does this mean? Is pun? Is it like poker, win or bust?

I'm with jeff, the shirt may or may not look like that, but the photo is deffo shopped

kind of regret burning my ST now

edit: oh forget it!

yes, we all know who is is tokyos, quite a lot of us watched his one appearance for boca + we all agreed he would be a top signing, a real statement of intent.

have heard the shorts is pure gold + tight like kylie hot-pants.

I can confirm the following Bearsy service charges applicable nationwide as of 27/06/2013: Drivers of Mercedes/Audi/BMW or other c*ntmobile: £1.00 surcharge + 15% final bill + 5% for card payments People who i don't like ur face or if you call me "pal": You will be automatically parked up + made to wait for ur order People too fat to be eating fast foods: £2.00 surcharge + half ur fries will be "missing" + 95% of ur large drink will be just ice People ordering more than two meals or making any special requests i.e. "no gherkin in burger": £2.50 c*nt tax, plus your order will be automatically subject to being f*cked up

when i was on hols with girlfriend she tried to walk across swimming pool by putting armbands round ankles. She immediately flipped upside down tho so just flotation feet was visible above water. Drowned.

I've been reading bout these "perks" in the current bun. They is all over it with sexy facebook photos etc. Is disgusting!

the worst is the business c*nts who come thru in their mercedes or whatever, and is then making a massive fuss when I'm overcharging them a couple of quid. I call it service charge yo, but they ain't "lovin' it"

I actually had a read myself! I felt a bit dirty, like masturbating, and some of the dumb things I wrote was a bit cringe, but there was some good stuff in there too! I made myself lol by describing rape as "one of those things in society that is technically not illegal, but frowned upon, like wiping ur nose on a train seat." Nawty bears yo!

yeah my hours been a bit irregular since the drive-thru went 24hr If u want to watch infanticide videos at 5:30am tho, I'm ur bear!

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is brothers cool? I originally wrote blacks but it sounded worse somehow! I'm gonna delete + make out i never noticed, i don't want hornets nest!

I dunno!

word. No good being in space centre midfield when the rest of team want to hoof it down the flanks.

can't forgive her for knocking out kirilenko. Hope they at least was lezzing it up in changing rooms! Bearsy fact: I have literally never watched a men's tennis match.

here is inside the ugly inside, they have actual cartoons they have done bout saints. This one is bit hard to make out cos Jeff camera is smeared in bacon grease apparently but i've fixed it best i can. Is about hearing that Newcastle have signed Saint player to replace Andy Cole and being bummed cos you assume is le tissier and then being like wtf! cos is Jason Dodds hahaha! This makes me feels. Why is you lot so lazy? Why is no-one on here ever drawing me cartoons bout saints players signing for newcastle?

here is red stripe for comparisons. They is attempting to satirise le tissier exclusions from england squad by inferring venables prefers to select washing machine. I don't think it quote works tho, they don't either cos they feel it necessary to put "Satirical Spurs Connection" in brackets at end, making it clear for the meanest intelligence. The reference to Clean Sheets tho is v.good!

here is what you could of won! It seems to be Frances Benali 12 bookings commemorative issue. Dunno why naked Freddie Mercury is on cover, but maybe that is what prompted Jeff to save copy yo!

yeah i'm genuine interest how people processed their saints obsessions before internet. If it ain't too much trouble ping em bearsybearsy@googlemail.com ps - i can sell you scanner, canon LiDE100 £30 ono pps - the scanner bit was joke! serious bout fanzines tho!

don't fancy scanning a few pages sticking them up here do ya Jeff? I've literally never seen one, I'd be kinda interest!

that is excellent, you has really captured ur subjects. Really good use of contrast. What is Cala World?

to be honest it is v.time consuming being MLG! I have massive respect for him, i dunno how he does it. I see he's given more infos now but it don't really seem to make much sense. It's almost as if he is just cut+paste from other forums!