Bearsy

haha! suck it tokyos! MODS i have conned another sucker out of £5! Bearsy to next curry night is in the bag!

i sort of knew that cos i seen that celebrity show where they they made rebecca loos vvank off a pig. I also learnt that pig cocks are thin and wriggly like long worms! i also learnt at school or whatever that in lifetime average man produces half a bathtub of ejaculates. Tokyos inlaws would probably complain bout this wastage! ALSO, saint_pedo you has qualified for special muppet show award! Can you post to confirm acceptance otherwise i will move on and give the award to milton or whoever.

tokyos spell his name right pls! also why do they do that? Last thing i want to do after shower is sit in bath.

you carry on Saint_Pedo I'm very interested to learn bout these facts, specially now they is bout rivers of semen.

yeah it's cool the mods are at training workshop today. I'll scarper for when they get back. Boobs! Tits! Knobs!

i feel cheated. This totally is another Rickie Lambert thread.

oh i don't mean i know what she looks like or anything, just that wibble is my girlfriend and we is v.deeply in love! Here is a v.beckham nipple. I like this one cos of the mad what's that up my bum look in her eye!

you are aware that wibble is my official saintsweb girlfriend ain't it tokyos? just cos she posts infrequently and has unpleasant blackadder username doesn't mean u can be mugging her off like that!

that is excellent!

this thread just took unpleasant turn! You need to remember wibble that some people is using computers at work and could be v.embarrassing if people is finding them oggling filfth like that!

i think the problem here is people been listening to the wrong experts! Here is the best experts on saintsweb that people should be listening to: MLG - World renowned football analyst. Millons of people buy his softwares every year just to read his opinions on player attributes and potential abilities. Nuff said! Derry - i always read bout derry's opinions with maximum interest! I know people don't like his front sweepers and opinions on schneiderlins but they probably just ain't been coaching at high enough level VAGMAN - he seems to be picking the team & we've got two promotions under his tutelages! Everyone else can be safely ignored. They is mostly dumbass!

where is punch! I've wrote him off loads! In some ways i wish he'd go back to scuffing his shots or firing over bar, it's very disconcerting to have him actually playing well and putting in net. Makes me feel like i know f.all bout f.ball!

i can't do that spudders u need to follow me round mopping up my reputations pls

i have given you 1 reputations point percy cos that post accurately portrays my boner long enough to hit people in eye

get p.g.wodehouse read by this one guy called Jonathan Cecil. They is hilarious! i've been doing more driving since i moved up to birminghams and they make long journeys fly by with lols! My favourites is Right Ho Jeeves and The Code of the Woosters thought they is all good. Make sure you get the ones narrated by Jonathan Cecil tho cos they'll try and sell these other ones by some guy called Martin Something but he is not nearly so lols!

yeah you got ur licenses yet milts? i want you to score me some acid, not just the cheap stuff they give to kids i want the pharmaceutical grades like you give to politicians & celebrities!

hi can someone repeat all the libelous comments on here so i can judge how bad they is. Thanks.

lol i did think the watches was strangely prominent! I bet they made morgan move his to his right wrist just to keep it in shot!

i was gonna suggest tokyos but he always lets his man come inside

wait.. what! BANSHEEEEE! is nothing like them dumb shows! It's also only heavy on american female content insofar as they is secondary characters getting raped! you will defo like it. There is transexual in it.

yeah i think i maybe give girls too much props cos i was expecing it to be v.bad and it was only quite bad. Watch "BANSHEEEE!" instead FFS it's aces! I've seen kids, it is good movie, i like it at the beginning when he's like "Virgins, I love em! no loosey goose vag, no diseases just sweet and tight pussy" or whatever. I also like the other film Bully by same dude.

lols when did mlg make that? What a kiss-ass!

w-wait cracking unfunny trolls on main board is ok surely??? It's only posting serious punions that it is bad reputations! Spudders? Ruling please!

i like the one where he is feeling on her boobs! It makes me feel like i was feeling on her boobs! I could stand to see more like these from ur private collections tokyos!

was fox running at pace? it would be first time!