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i also like how student and studentsaint is sworn enemies! i bet this ends with duffing up in refectory

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lols if they spent more time on here they'd know better than to listen to me! i do think pardew is better at signing players than coaching them tho. In other news, i wonder if they take shirts off to post on toon forums?

in other news if I'm living in a house and there is locked door and people is telling me whatever you do, don't open that door... I'm definitely opening that door. Human nature!

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word. how did he get to be president? there is no way someone with criminal record could be president over here.

i make u right tokyos, that nelson mandela really gets on my nerves always going on bout his prisoning. Get over it already ffs!

lol birds going to that. Which one is ur fave?

how come apple doesn't sell licenses for avg and mcafee to develop viruses like microsoft does? with extra revenues they could make machines more cheap.

ok mikes. sorry mikes. It's a funny job you got ain't it? going round inspecting women to see if they're displaying enough nipple but not too much boob.

hi if he scores killer goal the opposition is B.Reeve'd. don't really work. I'll try and think better one!

i see that Sophie Reade on come dining one time and she was wearing v.short skirt so when she bend over u could see her pants and that black guy that won big brothers was on it and he was feeling on her bumside under the table. It was good episode!

anne hathaway's boyfriend has v.acidic jizz

yesterday i drive home and need dump but i hold it and i hold it for ages and then when I pull up on the drive the poo somehow senses it was near toilet cos it starts coming whether i'm ready or not. What i'm saying is how does poo know it's near toilet? I feel like if i had to drive another half hour it would of stayed indoors.

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i saw tramp have vvank on train once. he was sitting in aisle trying to look up birds skirt. i'm bit worried bout MLG now, i've been posting all sorts of dumb mistakes over the forum and no-one is correcting me. It's chaos out there!

i can't get on board with this till someone posts some hot birds doing it in their pants

do you remember when we used to play football matches occassionally? Them were the days! The man city game already feels like it was last season or something ffs.

What is good way of getting disembowelled?

nice! Did she used to be more fat or something?

it was ur fault u should have started with fully covered boobs, then we could of gone for small cleavage, visible bar strap, deep cleavage etc before we finally climax with full nip on page 12 or something. Tokyos has no understanding of foreplays!

yeah i agree but that's the deal i agreed with stevegrants. It's probably legal reasons. Did Lily Allen used to be unnatractive or did i imagine bout that? I quite like her in that photo u posted!

i always wondered who that was! Also why my dad never painted over it and put his mobile number underneath.

these is the threads muppet shows was invented for! Justmikes can you add "NSFW" to the thread title please cos i have agreed with stevegrants that we can post boobs in threads with NSFW in title. Till this is done i will not post full nip cos i already have loads fractions!

What did john bailey ever do to me brah? Not saying i don't hate him i just need context.