Bearsy

Told ya

i predict next poster will be windows

Erm only the most amazing songwriter of his generation phil you know-nothing ignopottamus!

Science don't work tho for me either. I mean I get the scientific cause and effect far back as the big bang but ultimately before then you've got to have a something from a nothing. That was Jebus I reckon!

Word. If that's how she's treating ur tongue probably best keep her clear of the knob! I dunno what I'm doing now. I think I've had enough inventing chapters I might do one more to tie things up in a nice satisfying ending then maybe have a read of book 2 to see how Official Version compares!

ahem... pompey fans!

Lols you wanted to fraction this "somemany" character for abusing peach. Imagine the disappointment when it turned out to be just an adjective!

Gay King Tokyo Saint Looked Out On The Saints Web Forum 12 Dead Whores Lay Round About And Spudgun Had Paid For Them When Their Pimp Dude Came About Tokyos Blamed Old Bearsy But Lord Just Mikes Caught Him Out Cos Tokyos Is a FAAAA-IIIIII-RY

You're ok with red ribbon. It's the one with blue ribbon they lace the fruit pastilles with rophonyl.

Plays in goal, jesus saves but not so handy on crosses or whatever

Baby Jesus existed tho didn't he? That's a fact ain't it? I know there's some debate bout who has dad was tho.

I ate my orange. Got told off! Baby Jesus don't like people eating oranges!

Is that the one with the oranges?

12 boners boning 11 rapers raping 10 lezzers licking 9 ladies stripping 8 maids a-fingering 7 inch long penis 6 anal fisting 5 STDs! 4 call-girl ho's 3 Tit vvanks 2 Double D's And a spunk on your tits from Bearsy! Merry Christmas!

that's not very christian attitude tokyos!

sorry delldays. sorry baby jesus.

I like doing the christmas carols! These is my favourites: 1) Cum On Your Faithful - I like the bit where it is all soft oh cum on your faithful, oh cum on your faithful and then I get to do a right loud shouting OH CUM ON ALL YOUR F*CKING FAITHFUL YOU CVNT!! 2) The 12 days of Christmas - I like to do alternative lyrics so it is like my true love give to me 7 dirty blow jobs, 6 anal fisting, 5 STD's etc. 3) O holy night - I like the bit where it goes "Fall on your knees and hear the something something" I always find that bit genuinely moving!

Another top main board thread ruined by tokyos and his gay monkey Do something bout this please mods

I have no objection to wet fanny.

Christ if I'm having to look up the egyptology it really can't be that bad! Can't you just assume people mean the common modern usage rather than what it used to mean when Cleopatra used it?

Shut up tokyos! Ur dumb! This thread is dumb! This whole damn forum is dumb!

I know quite a few dumb people. Some of them are right dribblers, poor things. Barely able to dress themselves, completely incontinent, it's a terrible condition. They're unable to communicate for the most part or understand the most simple everyday concepts, and tend to live sad, isolated existences. It's really bad. A lot of them are Saints fans and post on here.

I don't use either term i don't think, but i thought "spaz" was approved by the mods. Post one of these and you'll see what i mean!

I ain't sure that thread is serious. It basically says "I work with mongs and spaz's, so please don't use them terms. Some of them are saints fans and post on here." I smell rat!

Just read that! Have to say Stains work on that thread was excellent!