Bearsy

Yeah that wouldn't surprise me at all. I don't think it's right, but then I spose i don't really get a vote.

I like Adkins, but I reckon he's gonna have to perform miracles to still be in this job next year.

They like slags clearly. They want to encourage slags, slappers, whores, prostitutes, skanks and other birds what are slack. Probably the dumb mods call them into St.Mary's and are like hey baby you can pay £5 to join our forum, or we can work out some kind of other arrangement.... I can picture it clearly. stevegrant leaning over her, his hot breath tickling her neck, baj touching himself in the corner. What the don't want is high-maintenance b!tches, or any kind of respectable girl what would turn them down or call the cops or whatever. They're desparate, but they're not stupids.

Yeah I ain't worried. She'll be back, b!tches love it when you **** them over. I'm now investigating what bastard is cracking my Facebook password (which to be fair was the name of my dog so we may not be talking FBI code-breakers here) and going round sabotaging my bonings! I think it's more of a girl thing to do, if anything. Dudes don't do stuff like that. Probably some dumb b!tch I ****ed over previously....

you is such a pair of naughties! OMG LOL xx

What's that thing people say when they're pointing out something bout a post being suspect or whatever. You know, with the owl?

Hi LB babyface! Can you spell 3some?

OMG that contest was soooo fierce!

Lols... If I had a Facebook anymore I'd be updating my status to Single!!!! Plus, my ear hurts. Birds don't half know how to screech when they want to. I wonder if they learn it at school or if it's just natural. I'm like hey baby i dunno what you're on about someone must be playing a joke or something, them messages was from like ages ago baby before i met you... but she ain't buying that and she was like all "WARGH! WARGH! WARGH! WE'RE SO OVER YOU **** EVERYONE WARNED ME BOUT YOU!" I spose this is what it feels like to be Ashley Coles. Except without the moneys.

Boom! What the ****! Why is coon cool but ****** is uncool!

Who is this Wolfy character what is suddenly cropping up in conversations! Following on from my rousing success with coon I'm gonna push a bit further into Dune territory and say what's up... ... ******

I overhead Pele talking in KFC, and he was saying if he gets reincarnated he wants to come back as Alexander Büttner

I heard the Ballon d'Or people had scouts at Old Trafford specifically to watch Buttners

Read this snippit on football365 Alexander Buttner His goal and assist for Javier Hernandez hid the seven turnovers he conceded because of a poor first touch - the most by any player in a single game this season.

Quite up for it apparently!

How do the mods feel bout rimming?

This one is surely no good! coon

Lols I'm gonna risk one here spunk Kingsland can put spunk in his coffee if it makes him any happier Edit: Oh, you just said spunk #dumbass

Lols I just done that on the secretary but stupid web protection thing is blocking it. blowjob

penis-breath

Dude, real words only you can't just make stuff up

What's that game where you're taking turns to point gun at your head but there's only one bullet? Let's play that but with swearing. First one to strike out is gay! rimjob?

You can say slag in Muppet Shows tokyos. I've turned swearfilter off in here. knob balls pussy vagina masturbate cum ballsack bum bumhole tits anal

I'm already pretty tired of seeing that same one goal where someone goes clean through behind the left centreback and smashes it past Kelvin's near post while Kelvin goes the wrong way. I dunno exactly whose fault it is exactly, but I feel like that's three times now. It was Tevez against City, then it was like Di Santo against Wigan and now bleeding Gervinho's at it. Sort it out NA! If it happens again against Villa I'm going all

Word bro, Ive deleted my Facebooks hopefully it'll be like Bearsy never existed! If anyone asks, you ain't seen me