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Oh yeah tokyos just by the way if you wanted to tell me to *something* off but you know you can't say f u c k cos of swearfilters, what would you say? nextonetotripswearfilterisgay

I just learnt something interesting on the main board(!) 'parently a single bollock is perfectly acceptable, it's only when you've got a pair they become offensive. 1 bollock 2 ********

I mean alright if they want to but it seems a bit of a waste of money. How many of us can even speak Japanese? Is they really doing it just so tokyos and charmin' can show off?

just checkin!

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Yeah sorry to be a tease or whatever, it was actually P R I C K Mad innit! How is that worse than Cock?

Ooooh I found another one! You'll never guess what dat was! I don't think it's a rude word really at all!

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Dude he weren't any sort of student. He was retard! I find it interesting dat F elching is apparently on swearfilters, I wonder how dat came bout. I don't even know what it means, i can only assume it was something what happened to baj in childhood or something. The list as I see it is: F U C K .....(please use screw instead) N I G G E R .....(please use coon instead) B O L L O C K S .....(please use nuts or balls instead) C U N T .....(please use toe_punt instead) S H I T .....(please use turd instead) F E L C H .....(I don't even wanna know) W A N K .....(yes please) I feel like I'm missing some tho!

It's subtle and insightful posts like that what make my Saintsweb contributions so valuables!

We used to hang around with this retard when I was a kid. He was a fair bit older, probably bout 22 or something. One time we went down by the rail tracks and he got his knob out and was like "You touch, you feel.... you quite like". I was like nah you're alright mate and scarpered but my mate stayed behind. He reckons he never touched it either.

Bletch is Einstein. I'm Marilyn Monroe. Tokyos is the monkey we're sending into space to knob his grandmother.

Oh yeah that toe-punt is right mugging me off! I reckon i don't need to wade in though i've got bros on there setting the fool right (thanks bros!). Did you see what this Golac character is saying? He called me "insightful" and "subtle". Lols!

WHAT! What thread was that I'm gonna like rip that yank like a new bumhole or whatever! I've got my saintsweb default set to ignore all registered users. They're scum far as I'm concerned!

That sounds like a film i would watch homes!

Bletch is being slowly corrupted by the drip-drip of muppet show nonsenses. It's like when Einstein was knobbing Marilyn Monroe - alright he was satisfying his baser instincts or whatever but he weren't sending no monkeys into space so they could knob their grandmothers.

Paddy Power was saying on the radio they've had a big rush of bets on.... Alan Curbishley. Les Reed connection innit

Played 9 conceded 5

Why would you want to? Gay! (there's a red cross cunningly hidden just below and to the right of her 'box'. Fag)

I recommend this one movie called Goon. I don't know if hypos 'girlfriend' or whatever would like it cos it's kind of a sports movie or whatever bout ice hockey, but it's not really bout ice hockey it's bout punching people in the face! It's bout this one guy who's like a bouncer in a bar and one day he's punching some dude out at an ice hockey game and cos he's really good at punching people in the face the team manager is like "you're the guy what we need to do our face punching" and even though he can't skate or nothing he gets to be on the team and stuff. I don't know much bout ice hockey but apparently the fighting bit is more important than sliding the soap round or whatever. I my not be selling it, but it's a pretty sweet movie! It's violent and funny and there's not so much where people is having feelings or whatever, and plenty bout people getting hit in the face and nuts and stuff. I give it four bears! Cos I'm a helpful bear, I enclose an internets link so you can watch like me, FOC! http://www.movie2k.to/Goon-watch-movie-1362351.html

I know a lot of Villas cos I'm living up Birmingham now. They're proper buzzing going on like against Newcastle and Swansea it was like watching the 1970 Brazil team or whatever. This ST holder I work with is genuinely saying this is the best Villa team since 1980something. Was they good then? Bit before my time. Their tactics, apparently, is hunting the ball down in packs high up the field to win it back early. Don't like the sound of that. I don't reckon we like it when they do that. I prefer them to sit back in their half and let us have a go. I said you ain't got a good right winger have you? He's like not particularly, why? I'm like no reason....

Ain't it that only 3 of our guys haven't come from English football too? What's the argument bout there. I think I need notes!

Thing there homes is recognising when you've got a good manager. I'm saying all them years ago if Man Utd had appointed like Branfoot as manager it wouldn't of served them to stick with him for 30 years or whatever. I guess you keep hopping manager till you find the real deal. Either that or randomly sack people every 6 months like Chelsea. Is NA the real deal?

We should sack the manager every time we lose a game. They'd soon learn IMO