Bearsy

So I've been pestering 6 or 7 girls on facebooks, nothing to bad just like exchanging phone numbers and a little sex chat or whatever. I mean that's normal right, that's the point of Facebooks innit? Anyways someone has hacked in and forwarded these incriminating messages to my actual girlfriend. I can see they've done it cos they're in my sent items or whatever. I don't think my birds seen them yet though its only a matter of time, she don't go on there a lot which is one of the things I like bout her cos there's a lot of dirty dogs on Facebooks! What can I do with this situations? If I delete my Facebooks will the messages disappear???

I didn't see it but thinking bout it you'd expect Rodriguez to get more change out of Mertesacker than Lambert. I mean Mertesacker being notoriously good in the air, slow on the ground. Surprised NA didn't think of that tbh

That's exactly it Tokyos. It's like trousers. When I wear out a pair of trousers I want the exact same pair again. I don't want to have to spend hours traipsing round shops checking out different trousers to find a pair what is similar. I feel like i done that already, get me the same pair again! I've taken to buying a couple of pairs when I buy trousers but that ain't quite right cos at the time of purchase I don't know how committed I am to them trousers, and being a dude i ain't gonna take them back if I don't like them. When I've lived with them for a while, and grown to love them or whatever, it's a real ball ache when they lose their shape, or colour, or I dribble tomato sauce on the crotch. It's like a bereavement.

I only once ever went in the pound shop. It weren't my fault, you know what birds is like for bargains. Anyways as we we're queueing up (why is their queues! surely it don't take long to add up pounds?) this ugly, middle aged, squatish hairy lipped woman in front turns round and goes "Why don't they open more tills" and as she pronounced the T of Tills she spat a ball of spit in a delicate arch straight into the slightly open lips of my girlfriends mouth. It was looools from my point of view! My bird nearly sh!t. I'd of paid more than a pound just to see the horrified expression on her face!

Just a theory homes! I picture Kelvin in his squalid bedsit. The windows are so filthy local kids come from miles around to mark abusive words with their fingers. Kelvin doesn't know. He hasn't drawn the curtains since we were promoted. When he realized, almost on the blow of the final whistle that he would have to go back to the places of his worst humiliations. Arsenal. Manchester. Anfield. He's like a touched child sent back to the Church. Untouched bananas sit on his broken tv cabinet so over-ripe they've become liquidized in their skins. He feels like them bananas does Kelvin, he feels like he is somehow rotten inside, like his skin might split and foul liquids would spill on the carpet. Carpet that is littered with old newspapers. Nothing recent, they mostly date from the weekend Southampton beat Leeds at Elland Road. He used to be able to quote them articles from heart, but now the words of praise feel like mockery. He cannot escape from himself, even in this space of his own. He avoids the mirrors like they're out for him. He's like a beaten dog, a nervous wreck. When the doorbell rings he balls himself in the corner and simply weeps.

Kelvin looks smaller nowdays. You can see dark shadows behind his eyes, as though his soul is tormented by past failures. He's been off his food for weeks, and taken to showering alone while the rest of the squad lather each other in the team baths. His hands tremble and he walks with his head down, as afraid of catching a team-mates eye as he is of an opposition cross. When the teams line up in the tunnel, Kelvin can here the opposition muttering under their breath. "Hey cissy-boy," said Tevez before the first game, "I'm gonna score against you, near post, cissy boy." Kelvin just stood there and took it, his mouth dry and his palms clammy. His knees knocking together like wooden testicles.

Yeah I'm caught up now it was pretty sweet! Bummed to see THREE of my favourite characters get killed off though, specially as somehow, unnacountably, no-ones iced the dumb-b!tch wife yet! I hate her so bad! She's such a dumb actress! All the female characters though throughout the whole history of breaking bad have been weak though I reckon. The sister-in-law is annoying too, I hated back in the day when we had to watch literally minutes of screen time of her being a dumb b!tch going shoplifting. The ones in this season when the dumb wife is getting depressed and walking into swimming pools was just as boring. That new one maybe ain't gonna be too bad, the tasty piece from Madragals or whatever. I ain't quite decided on her yet. She's hot at least, which helps. She looks like Jessie's girlfriend from like season 2 or whatever. The junky landlord one. Sometimes she's a bit wet going on about her daughter or whatever, but other times she's been pretty cool like when she's mocking them for not wanting to ice the train-drivers. I like the bit where he's going to them drug dealers "Say my name," and they're like "H-heisenburg" and he's like "Damn right I am." That was so cool! I was up on my feet punching the air going "**** yeah! Have that drug dealers!

Thanks for that Delldays, saves me the trouble of living the anguish of the actual match threads. I don't think I'll even bother hunting down the highlights on that review! If someone wants to post a youtubes of our goal though, I wouldn't mind that!

Same as always was it? Wide open spaces down the left flank? Hard to know what to do bout that. Anyone fancy five at the back? Arm the left sided of the 3 central defenders with a cattle prod and every time Fox gets too narrow he can be like... Zap! Get back out there you Jessie, I'm covering for when he skins you!

Not at all my dear Krakens, well earned tribute!

That's interesting bout Rodriguez, I wonder if NA is thinking in the tough away games go back to his previous plan of saving Lambert as the impact sub. Didn't go down to well on here, but i thought it worked out pretty well against City. How did Fox get on against Ox/Walcott whoever? Did he stop any crosses?

Oh we changed to like a 4-4-1-1 then was it? That was what Krakens predicted when I was excited bout signing a top class winger cos punch ain't got the quality and Kraken was like Au contraire Bearsy, this Ramirez is like a number 10 or whatever.

I ain't seen none of it. What positions did he play? I see in the paper he come on halftime and I was expecting to see punch got the hook but it was Davis. Was Ramirez centre midfield, or did they move Lallana back there? Or what?

I've been busies so I'm just doing some catch up! I ain't gonna pretend to know what Tokyos and Bletch is going on about cos anyway i got distracted when i saw the latest photo bout the royal arse. I ain't sure what's going on there. Is he lubing up? Is he taking something out or popping something in? Do we even know for sure that is Kates? I'm thinking that might be like a servant boy or something. Or possibly, given the skintone, his brother? Edit: I've had a word with them coffee weird-beards also. They won't be coming back.

I dunno where to start with this. I ain't a happy bear! I dunno what's more disturbing, the idea that someone thinks they can come in Muppet Shows and start sensible discussions bout coffee or that people who should know better like Tokyos and Colins and Tims are bleeding well having joining in a sensible discussion bout it! I feel like I go awol for like a couple of days and the whole world goes mad! I mean, the whole thread is bent anyways. Everyone knows all coffee tastes exactly the same and it's only pretendtio- pritenscio- like toffs what is pretending otherwise like them big noses going round pretending they can tell like an expensive wine from a cheap wine without seeing the label which is all total ******** cos if i was blindfold i don't reckon i could even tell red wines from white wines. Oooh this one tastes nutty you can detect the delicate cheese of the unwashed peasant woman what was treading the grapes barefoot and the spanish horsefly that sexed up the grapes, on a thursday mid morning if i'm not mistaken. It's all balls! This sh!t should be in the lounges! I jizz in your instant coffees!

You should do tokyos. I hear he's filfth. When we're doing the countdown birds me and bletch like to have the countdown music playing in the background and we try and finish just as the da-da da-da da da da dum!

next time we're doing countdown i'll let you know. I'm doing Riley, bletch is having the milf in dictionary corner. You can have Jeff Stelling. Edit: scratch that, i don't think he's in it no more. How'd you feel bout the old grey from the Apprentice? Edit2: Why is the paps not getting no good info on Rachel Riley? Seems a bit of an oversight, IMO

Oops when I said bletch i meant tims! I mean, bletch probably just has done a sex video too but i ain't allowed to see them after last time

No! Was he known for doing clever bets like mine? I mean I remember deppo though he was a bit before my time cos i never used to come on here so much, but i dunno why i keep getting deppo'd all the time. I reckon it's just cos our avatars is both sort of happy looking. And cos we're both persecuted by the dumb mods!

yeah send me the video tokyos and i'll let you know. Level with me tho, I mean they ain't very sexy pictures though is they? I mean is anyone actually gonna give them the treatment? I know it sounds gay, but sometimes I think boobs look more sexy when they is still in the clothes/bras. Like I'd more easily crack one off to that video bletch just posted than them pictures of Middletons.

Didn't Moyes nearly get Everton relegated in his second season?

thats very interesting tim you've raised a very important point there bout whether the correct spelling is norks or nawks Where's bletch? he's always got the dictionary handy!

I like a bet and I like a free £25 so I signed up, I didn't fancy Jos so much but I thought 9-1 for the Saints win sounded bout right so I had some of that. Then I thought that's only like £250 i ain't all that bothered bout winning just £250 so i threw in a load of other bets and done an accumulater till I'm winning like £50k. £50k would come in pretty handy at the moment, what with the recession.

Dunno bout that Tokyos. I don't like to disagree with you in general but them birds what make a living out of people wanting to look at their nawks like Jennifer Anistons i reckon are fair game but them other birds like Kate Middletons what is making her living out of marrying princes i reckon her nawks are private. While I will be looking at these pictures I am gonna take a moral stand and not crack one off.

maybe rather than giving out money the governments should just pay out benefits in crack? Them welfare people that are addicts could just smoke the crack, and them that are not addicts could sell the crack thus becoming employed members of society which would be good for unemployment figures?