Bearsy

Yeah I guess, I mean Southampton is pretty sh!t too but the problem on Sunday was at 4pm when I'm wandering down the pub to watch the match I'm finding that they're showing the bleeding Villa game! I'm like guys... Villa are sh!te lets switch over to the Saints yeah but they weren't having it. Edit: Nuts new page I look all off topics... the above are my lyrics for a chant to the tune of Somewhere Over The Rainbow

Thanks for the tribute cheesie! During the United game I was trying to get my Gazzaniga/NWA Straight outta Compton mash up going but it weren't catching on. Perhaps cos he weren't playing i spose. Also cos I was watching at home in Birmingham. Did I mention I've moved to Birminghams? It sucks up here generally but the b!tches is slack!

When i was at the reading festival the other day i was thinking that one song by the vaccines "Wreckin Bar" is prime for football chanting. I think it was on Fifa so i spose a lot of people know it or whatever, it goes: Lallana Lallana La La La La Lalllana and repeat clap clap clap

I like the one where you just press a button and get the result so you don't have to sit through the whole boring match! Sweet!

Careful Whitey it's a trap! I was just straight-manning for Tokyos really but i forgot he's on his lols. A trillion is 3 million. Also it's just a made up word children use, like lackadasical.

Needs updating! Here is what I've got! a) You is only allowed to b!tch about grammars if it renders the sentence insentensable 2) If the dumb mods do infractions or bans they have to post about it in the Muppet Show so I can lol iii) All match threads should be done by Saint Scott cos he does them nice with pictures, but in anycase the first post should always have the team line-ups cos sometimes that's all I'm logging on to find out cos the os is like unusable now c) All full members must have avatars, if they can't afford avatars I will make one for them (see Tokyo-Saints) 6) When someone has done like 5,000 posts they get their rank changed from full member to something amusing like "Cock-beard" which we can all vote on in the muppet shows iiiii) If someone has done like 10,000 posts they can't get permabanned cos I miss them Post ur suggestions here!

Yeah but are we gonna do OWTS ♩ or o??

You know what I reckon it's cos spiderman is like all ♩ and in a good football song you need some nice long o to sing all loud and aggressive!

Hard to quantify that homes but I make Saint_clark right, there's something too cheerful and gay bout that spiderman ditty. It'd be like doing a "happy birthday" chant.

Interesting. What's the word for a million million?

Yeah I ain't saying it's likely, but it's more likely than ****ing 16-1! For comparison, they've got Villa at 3-1 and Sunderland at evens.

Anyone still feeling optimistic? I see Ladbrokes have got us 16-1 to finish top 10... I don't usually like them bets where I have to wait 8 months to collect, but that seems generous to me!

Shearer: Played 158, scored 43 Sharp: Played 17, scored 10 Better!

Nah I reckon it went down like this: NA calls in Sharp and Adkins is saying "I can't guarantee you starts at the moment Billy. I would have liked you to stay in case the situation changes or whatever, but we've signed another striker today and NC has accepted an offer from Forest to take you on loan."

Dude, NC only started picking the team and tactics this season. So far his record is W0 - D0 - L3. He lets Les Reed do cup games.

Hi Alps! Did you know that NC ordered for Mayuka to come on as a sub against United? I'm not sure what other team selections he made tho, or if it's just this season or if he always has been picking the team.

Nah I'm interested! We're kicking NA on that other thread, we can kick NC on this one!

One super-quality player can make a big difference at club. #MLT

Oooh interesting what has Adkins done to Sharp, I mean other than ask him to go play football in Nottingham? It must be pretty bad up there!

Just to correct myself, i did it approx. 2 months ago

Hi cheese! I was reading the pompey takeover thread in the lounge just now and someone called you a girl! You might want to get over there, earn yourself another fraction! Stat!

I thought it smelt like bull too! But what I done was check through everyones squads from last year and in every case where they had less than 3 overage keepers they named less than the full 25 man squad. I concluded that Flyer, despite being a dancing queen, knows his wotsits!

Lol

pearsey not online today then? Guess I was too busy on here!

When you sign a new player and stick them straight in starting line up they pull a hamstring. It happens every time! It's like an unwritten rule of football! evidences!