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Is that what that was bout the take a pinch of white man or whatever? I wondered bout that myself but when i read it careful it seemed to be promoting inclusivity, if thats the word that i want. Someone narc you out for that then? There's some delicate flowers on here

We dont mind english blacks its the furren ones comin over here tekin r jerbs what we hate

Dont do it again or me and MLG will hurt you bad

Nuts I thought i was on one of other logins! I'm team MLG. What me and MLG are saying is when we're defending we're setting up with Morgan as the deepest holding midfielder, but when we attack we're sending Morgan rampaging forward cos of his goal threat and leaving JWP sitting very deep as the midfield enforcer. This is why you're devious combined match stats are completely not relevant and should be ignored. You and Turkish are complete A child could understand!

I think you should go a bit more MLG. You're definitely winning them round - you're nearly there!

Better add a white player you think is sh!t lighthouse. Be quick!

Ok! I don't think Tim is right about that though, I can think of plenty of youth products that got the dogs abuse (McGoldrick, Lloyd James, Kenwyne Jones, that centre back christ what was his name the one who kept giving away penalties) and plenty of players we brought in what were crowd favourites even beyond their abilities (Chaplow, Prutton, Saejs, that hairy right back from sweden) I reckon he's under-rated (if he is under-rated) pretty much entirely cos of his languid running style.

Seriously? I get that Guly is under-rated by a lot of people, but are you genuinely arguing that Lallana isn't a better player?

they use the black ops on me all the time. I don't know if it's officially sanctioned or off books but they've been silently assassinating my posts for years. Quite often I'll mention my ballsack or whatever on a Chaplow thread and both testicles silently disappear without trace, presumably into shallow graves under the st. mary's pitch. If I weren't getting black bagged the whole time I'd probably be the most prolific poster on the whole Spazboard.

Dunno bout passing stats, depends what you're trying to do with it really like Central Defenders often have good passing stats cos they're just knocking it 10 yards back to the goalkeeper the whole time

In the meantime I will continue to call this place Spazboard. HTH

Interesting you should say that Mr. Moderator cos if you access your smilies and go to post one of these you will note that Saintsweb fully endorses the term "Spaz"

sometimes in clubs they have a dude stood in the toilets with paper towels and he does it for you if you give him 50p

What's really weird is how no-one hardly invents new fruits anymore. The last one I remember is blueberries which were invented bout 5 years ago, all the other fruits is the same fruits i was eating when i was a kid. Compare that with the evolution of cereals for example where they is constantly inventing new types! I used to have coco-pops, then sometimes I had Luck Charms or Bart Simpsons No Problemos but now the cereal aisle is like 3 times as long and includes all ones I've never even tried yet like Yoghurty Flakes and kraves and them bars what are cereals what don't need milks.

I eat a lot of bananas. I mean like a LOT of bananas! I love em but the main problem with bananas is you get such a small window of perfect ripeness, I reckon the moment when they're not too green and not too yellow is probably like about 3 minutes and as often as not it happens at 4am or whatever. They should invent a new type of banana that doesn't go over-ripe. Then they'd be my perfect fruits! I also like the grapefruit - they stay ripe for ages! - but the grapefruit is such a job to be eating! What i do is cut them in half and then use a small knife to cut the segments before spooning them out, but the prep time for a grapefruit is probably 5 minutes which is a lot worse than bananas which you just peel away. I've tried quarterising my grapefruit and biting them like a half-time orange but they're too big and too sharp and it hurts my mouth. Someone should invent a banana/grapefruit cross-breed!

Dunno bout that did you see the V line-up this year? My GF went and there was a lot of Olly Murs, Tom Jones, Professor Green, Keane, James Morrison type sh!t.

I had to go one one of them speed awareness courses recently cos I got caught doing 34 in a 30mph zone and literally half the class thought the national speed limit on a dual carriageway was 60mph. Coincidently these was the same people who cited their number one driving annoyance as "tailgaters".

I was very pleased with the defensive improvement this week. By all accounts we restricted Wigan to far fewer chances than Man City got and conceding only 2 goals rather than 3 is a real achievement of which the defensive unit can be rightly proud. I bet they're buzzing!

It'll be like school football, all the yessers are captains and we'll each pick a no-er and all the fat kids no-one wants will be sad leftovers sat on the sidelines eating their packed lunches. I was gonna have Tokyos but he's already my b!tch (check his gay avatar!) so I'm gonna have Glasgow.

Yeah that's ok. I think everyone voted yes should get their forum rank upgraded to "ITK" and everyone who voted no should be like "Dumbass"

Yeah best wait for the film

Sweet! I voted Yes in the poll cos I've got a sage understanding and deep ITK knowledge of football! Is it too soon for gloatings? '00', .comsaint, 1957Saint, 1963saint, 70's Mike, aintforever, AK, Amesbury Saint, andrew123, ant, Asaint4ever, Baj, Barfly, barney, Barry the Badger, beancounter saint, beatlesaint, ben05, Bensfcno1, Berkshire Saint, bigchrisy, Big_Bald_Si, BILLY, Bishop, bjk, BlakeySFC, Block 5, Bobbyboy, Born In The 80s, bournemoz, brmbrm, Broadstone Saint, bubblyone, bug187, bugenhagen, Cabrone, Cambridge Saint, captainchris, channonball, Cherrypicker, ChicagoChivs, ChicagoSaint, choccyboxkid, CitySaint, class of 76, Coastal Saint, Colinjb, corky morris, Crouchie's Lawyer, cryoman1965, Dan83, Dangerous Albert, DANISH, Danny, Dark Munster, DarrenLeTiss, david in sweden, Dazza82, de-fence, Dearne Valley Saint, dellboypete, derry, DG, Dibden Purlieu Saint, Dig Dig, diggs, dingbattigger, DirkThunder, disintegration87, djg, dodgey75, Dorch Saint, Dr Octopus, Draino76, earlie, EastleighSoulBoy, EBS1980, Ed Rooney, eelpie, eharty9, eling-saint, em00jie, Eric The Red, ericb, Ewell, explorer saint, fanimal, fish fingers, Fitzhugh Fella, flickjax, for_heaven's_Saint, Frank's cousin, GenevaSaint, geordiesaint, georgeismyname, Give it to Ron, gjphilsaint, Glasgow_Saint, Golac's Cunning Stunts, Gordon Mockles, Griff, Griffo, Grod, GuttedAnt, Halo Stickman, Hatch, Hayward saint, Hedgehog, hollers, Hoppysaint, Horley CTFC Saint, HornseySaintsFan, Huge Baboon, hypochondriac, IFHP, Iniesta, isplumm, itchen_dan, jamesfp1, James_O_Mac, Jatt, jawillwill, Jez, jhs9ros, jimi_missel90, jjsaint, Joe Kirkup, JoeShmoe, John Boy Saint, Jones91, JRM, Junction 9, JustMike, jwakley75, kalkansaint, Kelly Smunt, Kingsland Nick, Kingsland Red, KMondo, Langleysaint, laughba, Le Timmier, Legod Third Coming, Leicestersaint, lhammondo, Lifelongsaint83, Lighthouse, liquidsnake, London Saint, lordswoodsaints, LostBoys, lotois-saint, Manuel, Mark, markr27, Marky-G, Master Bates, matt666, Matty's Caddy, maxi_sopez, max_saints, mcgrath, mdearlove, meonsaint, Merley Saint, mickyp, Miffy, mikethesaint, Milton, Miltonaggro, Minty, Mister D, mjksaint, MK Saint, Mmm Donuts, modern matron, MongoNeil, Monk, MOSaint, Mouldy Coat, mynameisthehulk, NI Saint, Norm, northam soul, Northampton Saint, obelisk, odiakasaint, old_southy, ollysaints1, once_bitterne, ooh it's a corner, OVER THE HILL, Painswick Saint, Panda, paul, PaulGilchrist_76, paulsfc, Pete Pots, PhilippineSaint, Plonko, Quickfire Double, Rebel, Red Alert, Red and White Russ, red&white56, RedAndWhite91, redkeith, redsaints106, revolution saint, richardc, Rob39, Rogerfryisalegend, sad saints fan, Saint Billy, Saint dyer, Saint for ever, Saint J 77, Saint Martini, Saint Matty 76, saint michael, Saint Samuel, saint-crinny, Saint-Fred, saint-matt, Saint-Reece, saint.tom.clancy, saint1977, saint77, saintalton, SaintBobby, saintds, SaintlyAnd, saintmozza, SaintNik, SaintRichmond, Saints foreva, saints triumph, saints-til-i-die, Saints4Prem, saintshay, SaintSi76, saint_ed, saint_jas, Saint_Mabes, sambosa75, sammysaint, SarniaSaint, scally, Scoobysaint, scorchio21, Sergei Gotsmanov, Sevvy, SFC Forever, sfcmick, sfcsfcsfc, Shanghai Saint, shirley precinct, shirleysfc, Shrivvy Saint, Shropshire Saint, Shufty Zubrik, shurlock, Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd, simonsfc, slickmick, slymush, SNSUN, so22saint, Solent2191, Son of Bob, southamptonbairn, Special K, Spudgun, st alex, St BATman, St Columb Saint, St David, St Louis, St Marco, St. Neil, St.JonB, St.Patrik, St.Thomas7, stanthemanfairoak, StDunko, Stepgar, SteveStone, StrangelyBrown, Stu Man Do, st_tommy, supersonic, Super_Saint, Tamesaint, tartan_saint, teacher, Teddy Nutkins, tedmaul, The boy done well, the colonel, The Godfather, The Kraken, the wedge, The Worm, TheMidfieldGeneral, theyin, This Charming Man, thornhill_saints, Tiverton Saint, Toadhall Saint, Tobias, Tokyo-Saint, Toomer, Truesaint, tttdcs, Turkish, Twentytwentvision, uksaints, um pahars, Under Weststand, View From The Top, Viking Warrior, Wally Brain, wansteadsaint, Watersider, wehosaint, Wopper, Yeovil Saint, yorkiesaint ... your guys took one hell of a beating!

Anyone go Reading this year? I know one of you did cos I saw a Saints shirt and he looked like what I imagine most of you lot on here - overweight and middle aged - I got a sneaky photo of him but I think it's a bit mean to post it up here! I'm back already cos I stayed in hotel It's totally better than camping! You get to have a shower in the morning and a nice sh!t watching Football Focus. Also come Sat/Sunday all the girls is totally desperate to come for a bonings so they can use your facilities! I even found time to watch some bands! The Vaccines was good I thought. I also like S.C.U.M and The Horrors. Can't imagine why anyone would want to sit and watch 3 hours of the ****ing Foo Fighters tho!

He plays on the left he plays on the right, cos Guly Du Prado and Rodriguez are sh!te

Nothing less than this informations could have tempted me to follow that link!