Bearsy

Who else does it? It does seem a bit odd or whatever when I'm on my iPhones (look at me I've got iPhones!) I try and type as little as possible cos it's awkward typing on a phone. He must really love his HTC One X!

W-wait I never even said beat off you homo! You can't go editing my quotes to make jokes like that! Eww that's sick weirdo! Agreed

If you was as skint as skintsaint, you'd be proud of ur one worldly possession too - your HTC One X - you'd mention it at every opoortunities! That said, I hope stevegrants keeps him clear of the fivers!

Don't be bitter Delldays! You can moderate me if you like! I'll agree to respect your authoraye! If I make a dumb post or whatever you just say so and I'll consider myself fracted. If you say I'm banned that's it I'll be gone dude! Edit: By "gone" I mean I'll start posting under my JustMike and skintsaint accounts!

I don't think that counts Digs unless they was black Uragay'uns? We'll keep an eye on him tho! I'm also taking note everytime someone hates on Guly!

That's what Terry Venables reckons in the Sun! He's got us 20th! He's also got Reading 12th - if we finish 8 places below Reading I'll eat my own cock! To be fair, I'd do that anyways if I had a longer neck!

Get bent! You only get one krak at it kraken! "Oh I'll finalise my prediction in may or whatever!"

Why ain't JustMike done a poll for this yet? Clearly no better than the existing dumb mods! Too busy handing out fractions and deleting off topic posts probably! I know it's dumb but I want to see people's predictions! I want one of them polls where you can see who voted for what so I can beat on them later! Get it done JustMike! Here is the options as I see it: 1 Champions! 2-4 Champions Leagues! 5-7 Amazing newcomers! 8-10 Over-achieving Saints! 11-13 Boring! 14-16 Just like the good old days! 17 - Dalek! 18-19 Always preferred the Championships anyway! 20 Top South Coast Club!

That was a really good post phil! Like casting pearls before swine tho tucked inbetween a pretty dumb argument bout secret transfers. I like the way your thinking tho, I wouldn't be surprised if that's how it is!

The site is run for the benefit of fivers. That said, I'm locking this now.

Ooh there's a Saintz in there... erm... Mr. Saintz Rage! No good?

Rimz Arse Tango! Dat's my weekend sorted!

Also erm... Orgazm! In Tears! Dat's you lot on here!

Gaston Ramirez Amazing Torres! I watch too much Countdown!

Poyet

I miss the days when all our signings was called Danny Davis.

You need to ignore them like I do my bird when she's banging on about TOWIE or whatever. Just hum a little tune in your head while nodding patiently. It's pretty easy, given practice!

... there goes the Ox money! We've basically swapped him for Ox! Much as I love the Ox it does feel like an upgrades tho!

tell me more bout the girlssss! also the beating off!

Can't read that, I've still got Kraken on ignore. Is he mugging me off again?

Nah homes I ain't got them datas. I reckon it'd be a lot lower % though when they've got the whole summer to **** around. Stands to reason.

Last transfer window 30% of deals happened deadline day. Dunno which side of the argument that helps, spin it how you like bros! Edit: There was 381 signings in the English leagues, 116 on the deadline day. This was the January window tho which I spose is worse for Brinkmanships!

You know this Gaston Ramirez character we're supposedly after? I spose if that happens we can forgive the club for that transfer being late at least cos it sounds like we're having to fight off Spurs and Liverpool. I mean, he ain't gonna sign for us on the 1st of July if he's got them sniffing round. Maybe that's the deal, some of our targets are holding out for the bigger clubs?

but whattagame it was G!

My mates supporting other prem teams agree with that, they is all Spurs and Villa and what not and they found it funny when we spent £7m on a Championship striker "no-one ever heard of". They find the Phillips deal equally amusing! ****s!