Bearsy

That's the only latin phrase I know! It was in this book I read called Code of the Woosters and was bout when Stinker Pinker pinched Constable Oates helmet and Bertie Wooster said it was funny cos a chap who's supposed to stop chaps pinching things from chaps having a chap come along and pinch something from him, or something! I'm not sure how it applies in this case tho... has Turkish touched Baj's helmet?

I don't know either! It's a ****ing mystery! I spose we're ripping the p!ss out of Equadors but I don't know why! I dunno whether to hand out fractions or bonuses! I'm gonna play it safe. I'm gonna ban everyone.

Do you want me to infract him Glasgow?

Resurrecting this thread reminded me how we've all got to be vigilant for racists guys! Dune was posting on here for years before we tracked him down! Has anyone else got any leads? I see this guy posting on the main board called "Sambosa75" or something I think we need to keep a watch on him! Also pap said Turkish posts under a racist name on Ugly Inside! We need to watch him too!

Their keeper looks proper stoned innit

That's what's so arrogant bout them, they think they don't need to spend big £ on Championship players or have returning injured players that will be just like having new signings. They think even without all that they're still better than dormant clubs like Southampton! (Their manager is cool tho!)

Fulham have spent £0 this window

You know what I'm just watching this England team... and where are all the hateable cvnts? No Terrys, no coles, no rooneys, no milners, no ferdinands... Instead we've got a likeable bunch of dudes like Adam Johnson and Carrick and Jagielka and what-not! It's nice!

Lol he got up my nose too! I can take the Arsenal and Chelsea fans being faintly patronising... but ****ing Fulham! ****!

Thanks trousers! Just wanted to quote this to make sure everyone is aware of my awesome powerssss! Bearsy can lock threads now! Feel my wrath!

I'm locking this now.

Portsmouth in administration... check! Saints abandon stripes.... check! It totally is 2 years ago!

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I think you've nearly got 'em here MLG! You can see how they're getting a bit shifty and moving from "he definitely said dat" to "it's my belief he said something like dat or something" This is good work! Just keep on at them a bit more, no letting them off the hook now, keep on at them till they get angry and start fighting back! You're nearly there!

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Nah don't worry bud, I'll dump our infractions off on Cheesy. Frame up job innit! Honestly tho bro I don't know what's going on in here lately, everytime I come in here the whole muppet shows is all clogged up with serious political threads and what-nots! I mean I only get a limited quota of infractions to hand out per week and cos of Saint In Paradise totally ****ing with me at the moment I'm gonna run out before I get the chance to re-ban Cheesy/Dune! It ain't all jam, this modding!

Infractions to everyone on this thread for doing Lounge posts in the Muppet Shows! Bearsy Muppet Show Moderator

Ah man if I was there I'd be joining in them protest marches! I'd be like "hey babyface I totally agree with you about the bad consitiutions or whatever! Let's go back to my place and discuss it some more!" I'm assuming not all of them can be lesbians!

Lol I'm just thinking that Baj probably needs some help choosing mods. He must know that! I mean the last lot have been right stinkers! Some of them don't even post on here, there was one guy on here randomly banning someone or something the other day and I'd never even heard of the **** before! I can't even remember the dudes name! It was like erm Jonny or Jacky or something. I think that's wrong, if they ain't posting then you don't recognise them as mods. It's like plain clothes modding. It's entrapments!

You know trousers, I've always liked you, I've always liked your name. Your name is Trousers. It's a funny name! What I don't like is them threads where you open them up and it's just a link to the Daily Mail or whatever. I don't like it! I'm a busy bear I ain't got time to be clicking on whatever link I come across or whatever! What I want you to do Trousers, I mean in the futures, I'll let this one slide, is don't be posting links all the time instead be telling us in your own words what it's all about and why it's funny and stuff. I'd much rather you done that, if it ain't too much trouble! I shan't infract you this time but you can consider this a warning! xx Bearsy Muppet Show Moderator

Can't we have a poll? Can't we have actual elections? It'd be sweet to hear peoples policies and stuff!

Word. If I woke up tomorrow and heard a Prem manager had been sacked, I'd be thinking it's NA. I'd also think it's mental, but then I thought it was mental when Pardew got the push!

You know when I called you and Tokyos gay just now? Well ooh you didn't like that much I can tell you! You said ooh bearsy I wouldn't want to be in your shoes!

You're both wasters. Such ****ing wasters.

What the **** are you gays going on about? I mean I know they're lyrics or whatever, I just don't get why you're crooning them at each other. It's gay!