Bearsy

Cheers! What me and Tokyos do now is when we bone birds we take pictures of their titz and pm them to each other. If you want to join our club, pm me pictures of ur birds tits! Or to Tokyos. He'll forward them to me.

I thought it'd be 5-0. I even had a bet with one of my mates bout it. Then I put it on Facebook. Then I texted my other mate bout it, covering all the bases. Egg on face!

Looks like a thrilling match that.

Is that pronounced like Big Liar? Just wondering. SSN are "Big Liar"s IMO!

You know when you go out with your mate and he turns up wearing the exact same trainers as you? Pretty annoying! I'm like I don't think so you've got to go home get your Golas or whatever we ain't walking round like Nike brothers. He's like **** that bro you go home change your shoes, these are my favourites and anyway you look a right **** in them! Then sometimes it gets heated.

What the **** is that? I mean the zombie demon thing the black guy is hugging! Scary!

Top left is my fave!

I quite like Lawrenson. I like it when he's co-commentater on 5Live and Alan Green says something dumb and you can hear Lawrenson LOLing in the background. I also like it on Football Focus when he says "merment".

Dude I'd be a bit surprised if we had £15m or whatever sat in the old current account. I wouldn't worry bout it tho we've got big Prem payoffs on the way!

Look here JustMikes! saintsrob is flouting your authority! Time to draw the iron fist from the velvet glove or whatever!

I think it worked out perfect for Ricky. If he had any doubts bout himself stepping up as a Prem striker - which is possible cos he said the same thing bout the Championship - then 90 minutes toil as an unsupported lone front man might have knocked his confidence or whatever. As it turns out I bet he's flying!

I think a lot of it is relief cos we was expecting a bit of a hiding. If we get outplayed like that in the Wigan game you'll see the exact opposite reaction on here!

KD did hoof it out of play a few times which is a bit of a ball-ache when you're struggling to get the ball back. Ain't distribution sposed to be G-Niggas strong suit?

The thread title is wack but why do people think Nige started Guly above Lambert and Sharp? Like, genuinely. I ain't saying it's a bad call but what's the thinking? It weren't goal threat obviously, I reckon Nigel was looking for some good hard running and some clever link play!

He does more hard running than Lambo, and is better at bringing others into play than what Sharp is. That's why he got the nods! Edit: Wait, why is you starting so many threads on this?

Just use one of your other logins homey

Yeah ward prowse looks nervy. Bless

Maybe shaw on for Jay Rod reckon Foxy needs some cover?

Thanks JustMikes! You know since I've been on Saintswebs I've called for polls on like probably bout a hundred different threads - and you is the first dumb mod to ever pull through! I think they've made a good choice here! You're like the peoples mod! I did want one of them polls where you can see who voted for what though. I want to see who voted Champions! for example. Can you fix dat for me bro?

I was wondering if Spurs might let Dawson go, what with that Vertonghan character they'd signed. I was thinking our wage cap would be a problem, but it don't seem like NC is that bothered bout that no more!

Legend! I hope we're still paying his wages! Sha La La We sent the Skaters Down!

We're trying to give you a hint syd. We don't want your type round here. Don't make me tell you again. Only kiddings! Love you really! I'll get straight on it you will have full moderator privaleges within 48 hours!

Erm i don't think so S-Clarke these are professional football experts working at the nations biggest newspaper. I suspect they have better contacts at the club than you! Probably NA is gonna use the pace of Hammonds to combat the central threat of Aguerro. Also Davis on the right wing to do a spoiling job on Tevez.

This is what the Sun thinks: Anyone else a bit worried bout Hammond at centre back?