Bearsy

Mods don't pay their £5. That's why they never post more than 3 times per day.

That looks a lot better to me, MLG!

Interesting to read of wannabe mods cravenly sending in secret applications by pm. Cowards! Post on here so we can lol when you get snubbed!

They are show-off ****s! I'm pretty ****ed off about it actually, I'd alreadys spent that money in my head.

Me and Glasgow are gonna need someone left to moderate!

Sweet! Hope it's the wife! #shesannoying

I'm trying to be professionals you homo! With great powers comes great spellings! Also taking threads off topic aint an infractionable offence in Muppet Shows! In fact, it's mandatory!

Fo' real? So if he wants a squad of 20 players he can afford to pay each of them... £1500/pw? Lol

Saint In Paradise, One TMS infraction point for spamming up the Muppet Shows with lounge threads. Kind regards, Bearsy Muppet Show Moderator

Saint In Paradise, One TMS infraction point for spamming up the Muppet Shows with lounge threads. Kind regards, Bearsy Muppet Show Moderator

Saint In Paradise, One TMS infraction point for promising me picturesss of lesbians but only be coming through with broken links. Kind regards, Bearsy Muppet Show Moderator

It ain't the club's public position though is it, I mean that we're gonna be a Champions League superpower? I thought it was just guff they was blowing up the asses of potential players to con them into signing?

Oh yeah me too. I always get your mum to make me cheese on toast after sex. BOOM!

That's such a Dune thing to say! Oh I just send down to the kitchens, "Carruthers? Bring a platter of fromage au pain up to the state rooms and decant a merlot la-de-da!"

How do you do your cheese on toast, Cheese on Toast? I done some today and what I did was make some toast in the toaster, then I put on butter and then I put on some sliced cheese and then put in under the grill but what happened was the edges of the toast what had already been toasted got over toasted by the toasting effect of the grill and become all burnt round the edges! It set off my fire alarms! The other way I spose is to not grill the cheese but that don't seem right I don't like cold cheese. The other way is not to pre-toast the bread but them I'm worried that will be more cheese on bread than cheese on toast! These are the things I worry bout! Do you also use grated cheese or slice it like what I done? I don't like strong cheese so I use like a mild cheddar - is that cool?

I see some diving clips today and I want to see some where the preening pansies is landing on their faces or whatever! My mate said there was one GB guy called Laughing or something what got a nil-points? Can anyone hook me up on youtubes I can't find it!

Too little too late I suspect! They should try and get their business done early like us!

I scouted Man City a bit today cos like a lot of us probably I don't know alot about them cos they haven't qualified to play us in the Championship or League 1 lately. That's not to say they are a bad side! They have got some players what could probably be called better than some of our boys! They've got this one player called Aguerros who is a Billy Sharp type, and this other player in midfield called Toray (sp?) who is like Hammonds but possibly even more dynamic! Their manager (he's called Robert Mancini) is obviously sh!t scared of facing Adkins innovative new 4-3-3 formation, cos he has set them up in a 3-4-1-2 specifically to counter the threat of us dominating possesion in central areas. Problem with this is he's relying on his central strikers like Aguerros and Tevez getting the better of Jos Hoiveld and Jose Fonte so he might be onto a loser on that note! It's also interesting to note that they are not even historically the greatest club in Manchester! That is not to say they are minnows! They may not be the biggest club in their immediate locality like what we are, and they certainly struggle financially compared to us (to date they have not been able to afford a single player this transfer window!) but they will certainly be a tough nut to crack, at least on their own ground. I predict a 2-2 draw and I'm sure Robert Mancini would bite your hand off for that!

Hahaha so some weeks in the Doctor's diary it's like "Went to 12th centrury France. Nothing much happened. Caught smallpox." They should film some of them shows I'd be totally up for that! It's like the lost season of 24, you know the day when there wasn't a terrorist attack, no-one from CTU was a double agent and the whole story was bout Jack Bauer trying to find his car keys.

I never really thought Bletch was dune, I thought he was maybe just in Dune's employ. Now I ain't so sure! There's no telling how high up this thing goes!

I've had enough of this Tokyos. Let's just fukk him up. Old school.

You're a bad man Turkish. It's getting like people can't talk bolllocks on here no more without someone pointing it out. If you keep driving away all the people talking bolllocks there ain't gonna be no-one left!

Also, can you make 13 more posts? I like it when we're same posts bro!

Tokyos - I dunno if you've noticed but saintbletch seems very invested in pinning this whole thing on Cheesy. Do you find this suspicious? I find it suspicious! I think we need to go to alert level Tits. New codeword is Anal.

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