Bearsy

This is cos he likes bush!

These are all excellent! It's the craft that's gone into them that I find very moving! As one of tokyos closest friends I know he will be very emotional when he sees some of these - a lot of thought has gone into like really capturing his soul in one simple images! Let's not tell him bout it let. I want it to be a surprise. We'll have a poll laters to decide best ones!

As ur all aware tokyo-saint can't afford an avatar. I know he wouldn't like to ask for himself - he's too proud for that - but i thought it would be a nice gesture if we could do him one for charities. Tax deductables too! Ideally I'm thinking it wants to include his 3 interests of the country of Tokyo, the famous actor Roger Moores and also porn featuring heavily bushed asian chicks. He may have other interests too which you can include if he has told you by pm. He told me by pm that he had a wet dream bout a ladyboy but i promised to keep that to myself. Just jokes on that last one hahahaha! That's all a bit much for me to include in one avatars but I'm doing my best and this is the best i am doing so far!

I mean what jonnyboy said. Wait that ain't jonnyboy, that's johnnyboy. Are you a whole other dude?

He don't actually mention Alpine or nothing, but I'm pretty sure he's mugging him off. Sorry for the extra words!

We talking bout Johnson? I'm sure he signed a new contract like the season before last.

I read somewhere City are still payin £95k of that. Mugs!

This was in the Sunday Sun before they see us get beat by Man City. They'd probably have us lower now. I raised an eyebrow when I saw Reading 8 places above us tho. I raised another eyebrow seeing Stoke in 9th. Then I saw Spurs position and raised a third eyebrow. It was a very eyebrows article!

I read a time travel book one time, I don't remember what it was called or who it was by, but in it these time travellers was turning up in the present day causing mischief and killing people and what-not. But the twist was - check this - they weren't from the future they was Nazi time travellers from the past! They was trying to find out how they lost WW2 so they could fix it or whatever. I give it 3 Bears. You should check it out. Maybe someone else will know what it was called!

I can't really remember ever p!ssing the bed, but I used to have the wet dreams you know when I was at school and before I'd discovered bout jerking myself off. I used to love the wet dreams! Anyways last year I was thinking how weird it was that I don't have the wet dreams no more. I figured it was cos when your boning or cranking off like every day you don't build up enough charge, so as I was between girlfriends I determined to see if I could go without spanking the Dark Knight for a while and see how long it would be before I'd have a satisfying wet dream. It's really difficult not spanking off! Have you ever tried it? I don't think I'd even gone a whole day before! It's really difficults! Like you're watching tv or whatever and someone hot comes on and the old hand is instinctively drawn to your pants, it takes a real effort of discipline to keep off it. But I stuck with it. After a week it was ridiculous! I was finding myself letching over birds I wouldn't normally give the time of day to, like the ****ing postwoman or that fat cow on supernanny. Plus my balls felt weird. They felt heavy and the pipes and tubes seemed all lumpy like ball cancer. My dreams was definitely getting dirty though! I never did have the wet dream. I ended up boning an ex who I really ****ing hate and I felt bad bout that afters. If you're reading this thinking you'd like to have a wet dream and are gonna try abstinence I'd advise against it. Don't try this at home.

Agreed! Next one to post with anything less than definite news... is a bender.

Christ Jaidi is doing smiley faces! Close the book!

"seized" is wrong, apoderado means like the chairman in dat context. Also cobrará is like paid not charged.

Christ do I seriously have to read 10 more pages of this?

FFS! Did I jump the gun???? You ****s on here assured me it was a done deal! sfc1971 I'm coming for you, you ****!

I totally believe this dude! Get behind sfc1971 FFS! If he's wrong we can always hunt him down Block 34 Row W and hurt him bad!

Is Carrick playing centre back? I'd fancy Ricky against him, back stick!

Lawrenson must be sh!tting himself. His whole reputation as an ITK on here hangs in the balance!

The Ramirez 'bid' is just a cunning NC ploy to try and shift unsold tickets. Ain't working. I expect we'll be linked with Messi tomorrow if sales don't pick up!

I want to watch this but I can't find it on 4od! Someone help a brother out!

It's a bit my fault probably cos I'm going to the reading festival instead. Probably a lot of people are! I remember last year i saw someone in a Saints shirt, i remember cos it was a pretty ****ish thing to wear to a music festival. It made me feel sad for him! So that's like two of us at least. Have you factored all this in Turkey? Bout people going to reading festivals?

You didn't tell me Wade FFS.

Lols we was making pretty much the same joke Tokyos! OMG we're such BFF 4EVA!

That's pretty sick Scotty! I mean, alright if that's the best you can get, but don't bother me with titz photos in the future unless your bird is like, say less than 20 stone.