Bearsy

Nah Trousers was sticking up for you Alps cos you never posted in that whole thread!I mean there was a lot of bedwetting going on but your pants was completely dry! You was probably off in some other part of the forum being quietly supportive!

Is stevegrants the fuhrer then? Is that how it is? And Baj is like Goebells? And then.. who else is there... is Chalet just like a common stormtrooper?

That was dog! You may have missed before when he posted bout a snake in his garden having his chicken in a headlock or whatever. Same thing innit. Edit: Didn't pick up on dat did you bletch for all your so called investigative powers! Bearsy and Tokyospeace 1 - 0 Sherlock Beltch.

Hi Dog! Bye Dog!

Yeah I see him above giving it all "nah I've had this account ages, it's just pure coincidences dat I started posting and became full member the moment my Dune account got banned!" He must think we're stupids Tokyo! He's mugging us off! He's mugging the mods off! He's mugging off the whole of Southampton Football Club!

I like to think of Bexy when I'm watching tv, growing increasingly irate as a disembodied voice pops up advising him inanely dat "a train goes past" or "Brian drops his pint" or "the dumb skank on babestation removes her top". Bless you Bexy! Also, Liquids, why is you calling me stupids! Name 3 more clever bears!

Lol what's going on here today! It usually takes me like 2 minutes to catch up on threads in the Muppet Shows! We usually only get bout 2 posts per day and one of them is usually in the Word Association bore fest which i don't bother reading! Passing over Cheesy for a moment, I'm reading references to another Dune account getting banned today... where is dat? I wish to inspect the evidences!

If you follow tramps round long enough in central London sooner or later you get to see them have a vvank. So I've heard.

Baj sent me a pm. I said ban him from the maIn board if u like but I won't have him banned from the muppet show. Baj didn't like that! When I come home there was a large turd sitting in the middle of my computer desk. I thought either SNSUN has been round or Baj is threatening take away my Muppet Show moderator privaleges! So I caved in, I'm afraid to say;

Why would you have them turned on if you ain't blind? Sorry if that seems a dumb question!

Dunno bro! I was chatting with Tokyo how it was a funny coincidence Dune getting banned and Dog coming back the next day, and we figured stevegrants had a one in one out policy on Internet bad boys. Now I'm thinking when baj or whoever had the jail door open to incarcerate Dune they accidentally let out a couple of random crims and are now rounding them up, Fugitive style. Either that or Dog posted some porn and I missed it. Again.

Didn't take Dog long to get banned again!

I don't ordinarily like to be going round calling people liars, but pinnochio could take stevegrants correspondance course. "He will not be coming back" said stevegrants. O RLY Life don't mean life innit

It's good to see you back dog! I don't mean to blow my own cock or whatever but I done a whole big internet campaign for your return! You can read about it on here somewhere. You don't need to thank me, I don't do it for the credit. It's just a service I provide.

I dunno if it means I'm getting a ban or whatever but I've noticed when I put the mouse near my name it says I'm invisible. Everyone else it says they're online or offline or whatever. Why have the mods done this to me? Is it just me? What does it mean I'm invisible? Does it mean I'm invisible? Could save a fortune in clothes. Can anyone see this?

Dog! How many cocks did you suck to get out of chokey? Them dumb mods was making out you'd got the permaban!

He's probably a good coach or whatever, but I wouldn't want him spending my money. My Villa mate always bangs on about how they were the top spenders in Europe two years running and he blew most of it on overpaid sh!te.

Player hater

Oh I remembered Tokyos I was setting a cunning bear-trap for Dunes! We should really co-ordinate our attacks better, the pm system is for more than porn you know!

Everyone on the internet is the same person. Our real name is "steve".

Pompey is the last bastion of positivity

Besides you, Turkish is Dune, I am Dune, Charmin' (he's a toilet bear!) is Dune, Hypo is Dune... it'd be easier to say who ain't Dune!

Dunes are made of sand. Sandwiches are made of bread. Toast is made of bread. Cheese on Toast is made of Dune.

Vote labour.

I was watching the 'lympics earlier and that Katarina Johnson-Thompson totally reminds me of someone! I can't quite place her tho... has anyone else noticed?