Bearsy

Still seems a bit random we was on at all. I wonder how it came about. National tv for a preseason friendly so uninspiring only 5k locals could be bothered to attend, I bet someone at channel 5 gets arse raped when they realise there was only 6 people watching north of Gatwick or whatever!

Edit: Spoilerssss The best thing was Banes! He was totally bad ass! He reminded me of Klytus in Flash Gordon, the one that looks like Darth Vader, i think it was the voice what done it! Anyway i was loving Banes right up until they totally mugged him off by making him pussy-whipped by dat stupid b!tch and then gave him a totally lame death getting shot by Anne Hathaway's bicycle! All the rest of the film bits without Banes was wack!

Dell Trotter Bear! I like dat somehow! If I have a cub dat's what he is getting called! Oh yeah and you is quite correct: I am Ruperts Lowe! Dat's why I'm Bearsy cos of Ruperts The Bear!

Dat's exactly what I was gonna say! Not really! None of this stuff in this whole thread bums me out or whatever! I don't like it when pap calls me "Bearsey" tho!

Makes the old Adam Johnson rumour seem suddenly a lot more plausible! I wonder if that's the plan, like when I'm at Hollywood parties and I hit on Jessica Alba so that my real target, Miley Cyrus or whoever thinks we're in the same leagues!

chukka chukka chukkaaaah! **** off!

Oh I get it I guess i was a bit behinds on dat one! Relieved tho! You've got to admire SBs economy i spose, using them kind of comparisons like "hypo is bigger tool than turkish" he gets to zing two targets in one post! He should pay £5 then he could slag us all off individually!

Hmmm what's dat about then Tokyo? If I didn't know we was BFF 4EVA I'd be thinking ur not only calling me a tool but I'm the tool by which all other tools is measured! Say it ain't so Tokyos! Surely you ain't forgotten bout all our adventures in porn already!

What is that ****ing annoying noise they play everytime there's a replay? It's doing my head in!

Yeah my dad said to me "If you ever feel like complimenting a woman, do it with actions not words." Took me a little while to figure out what he was coming from exactly, I mean on the face of it that sounds a bit rapey. But whatever. Girls know I find them attractive when I put my knob in. I don't need to be telling them the whole time.

Yeah I'm feeling that, I see this one dude at work who's always trying it on with the secretaries by giving them genuine compliments like "You're hair looks wonderful, Alice" and banging on about their clothes or whatever, but behind his back the girls is all saying what a creepy slimeball he is. I on the other hand is mostly calling them fat and am extremely popular! Go figure.

Good opporunity for weirdos to creep over on the Saturdays when he ain't there and sniff his seat or whatever! I stopped at the motorway services earlier for a dump and went in the cubical, shut the door and sat down and it was only then I noticed that someone had written this on the back of the door, "I came on the door handle". Something like that would be a nice tributes to the Great Man!

I'd like to see Turkish's ideas of good natured p*ss taking tho what he lays on the lucky ladies! Is it like what he does to MLG on here?

Fo' real????? How come I see them eat fishes all the time???? I'm starting to think you know nothing of bears, SNSUN! Also can you report to the My Real Name Is Brian Earsy thread please, I have thery bout your acronym! Stupid Numpty SUN!

I don't like single women. I prefer them in twos and threes. Lols I'm so funny with my jokes! Man you guys is lucky to have me round making great jokes like dat!

Oh wait are you gay Sue? Is dat cool to ask? I mean it ain't none of my business or whatever but ain't you a footballer or something? I dunno where I'm going with this... Well I do but I don't want to actually say it!

It's fine by me as long as they is not making it compulsory.

Lols is dat you making the first comment MLG?

I've had a close look at them palace cheerleaders, and I think the thread title is missing a "D"

Have you met the average bear? They is really not that smart! Most bears had you asked dat question would have stared at you blankly before tearing ur face off! I gave you a fully cogent investigations! Also dat ain't the type of picanic basket we like! Where is the collation of cold meats!

I always like it when a thread comes round to my favourite subject... let's all talk about me! I think I'm real, I mean people talk to me like I'm real and my pants don't fall down or anything. The second part of the question is a bit more harder cos I'm not sure what that word means exactly and I don't like looking things up. I prefer to investigate things in my head. So I know what "An" means it means like "A" and a "throp" sounds familiars. It sounds sexual. A morph is a thing that changes shape. So a sexual thing that changes shape... wait! Is you calling me a d!ck????

Muppet Show infractions all round! You do not correct grammars in the muppet shows! Check forum rules "a lot or ordinary rules do not apply in Muppet Show" therefore a lot of extraordinary rules do apply! Rule 1 - self explanitory Rule 2 - do not correct grammars Bearsy Muppet Show Moderator

Oh!

My dad used to visit a knocking shop on Claremont Crescent, small world.

Hi can the main board mods stop sending their dumb reject threads into the muppet shows please. Thanks. Bearsy Muppet Show Moderator