Bearsy

I'm trying to get him into a chant of the Straight Outta Compton by NWA! Here is what I've got so far: Straight outta Gillingham, crazy mother****er named Paulo We all call him the Gazzanigas With Attitudes When he's sent off, he gets a sawed off Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off You too, skates, if ya f*** with us The police are gonna hafta come and get us Off yo ass, that's how we'res goin out For the skate mother****ers that's showin out Skates start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo

Oh hold on i've been reading this argument quite carefully so I can moderate: I don't mind being the idiot who said that! I mean it's pretty hard to see us making the Champions League! Oh but wait! I ain't saying dat! We could make Europa, you can get Europa sometimes by not winning the FA Cup. We is plenty good enought to not win the FA Cup!

Yeah i thought CB Fry would be quicker than dat! Only jokes Fry i love you really even though i don't know you or particularly understand what ur going on about i like that ur posts is angry and contains swearings!

Why is some people typing at the bottom of their posts what type of phone they has got? I mean it's nice for them that they is proud of their phone, but I like to get my posts done as quickly as possible and i'm just surprised that they go to all that extra trouble, specially when they sometimes do it multiple posts in the same threads. Iv got the iPhones. At home I've got one of them phones what looks like an old retro bt phone from Terry and June or whatever. It's pretty sweet!

Is it cos I heart Gulys?

So... you is knowing why the dumb mods is closing the threads? I agree with ur general point tho the dumb mods is so dumb! Tokyos is having it right tho I've given the dumb mods till Monday to respect my grieviences or whatever or they is suffering the wrath! Edit: oh btw when you is making a Site Suggestions for "More disrespect from the mods" it is sounding like you is calling for them to be more disrespectful. Maybe you is or maybe you is not, but you have to be careful to cut off them loopholes. The dumb mods is proper slippery!

Saddo 3. Check.

Can't be sure but i think he is calling you sad Turkish. You and Dune. You is both sad for some reason. Possibly you can't afford the recent increases to Saintsplayer?

Bit bummed actually, i was pretty sure i was the most pathetically clueless contributor to the forums!

Hi Pancakes! Dunno how it is with you but when I plug in my iphones my computer is sometimes like "Hello what is dat you just plugged in?" and then I'm using the scanner and camera wizrd thing and it is easily copying my photos onto the computer. They is still on iPhones though. I spose you could delete them off there afters. Or get bigger iPhones!

Hi Chrispy! I'm very interested in that Guly story but I need to hear full details bout what he actually said and where they was and what he was wearing and what she looks like and stuff! Can you get her to write me a little story bout it please! Thanks!

You can be whoever you like sweetums. I'm open sourcing the whole of saintsweb, it'll be like the end of fight club when they blow up barclays or whatever!

Oh yeah i always end up wanting to bone the girls at work. Even the ugly ones. Dunno what it is really, something about seeing them same b!tches every day I spose, if i was just seeing them in a club or whatever i wouldn't even be giving them the time of day.

Ok dumb mods! You is having long enough to be answering polite enquiries I'm getting with extra seriousness now! I'm having the secret logon password for every Saintsweb user and unless you is giving me answers then I'm posting them up on here! It'll be Saintsweb carnage! Turkish will be posting as MLG, Alpine Saints will be logging on as suewhistles, tokyos will be Trousers and Jonnyboy will probably still just be himselfs. You won't know who you is infracting even! These is the questions: a) Is dog getting the permabans? 2) What was the dumb thing dog done to get banned or whatever? iii) Who is the hottest hottie on Saintswebs? I'm going away for the weekends so you is having till Mondays, dumb mods!

Yeah that's true, I don't know what Tims is going on about now. I like it though, I think it would be exciting! Like the club would say "The tickets is £25, but they might go up, they might go down" I'd be thinking oooh shall I get one now, I don't want to get fleeced later on, but then I'd be thinking what if they come down! I don't want to get mugged off! I think it's all academic tho. The ****s what sit near me probably spend more on burgers than they do on tickets anyway. Cortese could let them in for free and still be quids in.

Yeah ok I'm on board then. Sounds a bit like scalping. Sometimes i go to see a gig and the scalpers is wanting big £££, sometimes i rock up late for some no marks bands and the scalpers are all fighting over each over to sell me a ticket for like a fiver or whatever.

Ain't it sposed to get cheaper when we're struggling to sell out and more expensive for the high demand games? Weren't that matey's plan, whoever it was?

Oh yeah i'll do dat for you tokyos cos we is BFF4EVA! I've been investigating a lot of stuff lately! At the weekend i went out with my mate and we done some pills and afters i was investigating sciences! First i investigated evolutions and i got that figured out how we is all evolved from other creatures and that and they is evolved from single cell organisms or whatever. That was pretty easy. Then I investigated how the planet was made from junk floating bout in the universe and i got dat. Then I investigated how the universe come bout from the big bang and i got that. Then I was investigating what caused the big bangs... and there i got a bit stuck. Cause and effect can only get you so far innit. I'm investigating that there was a nothing and then there was a something. That don't seem right to me. I couldn't investigate that using evolutions. Is that where Jesus from off the Bible comes in? I mean under sciences, is dat what the sciencetists is saying? That Jesus made the big bangs?

The odds is fluctuating wildly innit. First we was 12/13, then we was 13/1 and now we is back to 7/1. Did anyone get on while it was 13s?

It's cast in stone for me that Tommy Forecast will play some part in the City game. I ain't sure what's gonna happen bout the new keeper, either we won't quite get the transfer done in time or he's gonna be carrying a suspension over from last season or something. KD will get injured in the warm up, no wait, actually KD will get sent off giving a first minute penalty away to Aguerro. Tevez steps up to take it... and Forecast saves! This gives him massive confidence boost and he goes on to play a blinder! Saint's steal a late winner through Sharp latching onto a long Tommy Forecast punt forward, famous Saints victory! Tommy Forecast goes onto play 42 times for England.

Except Jay is Down's Syndrome

"It's like she's looking at herself in the back of a spoon" made me loool!

Jel! Don't be listening to him tokyos I ain't been cheating on you with this Joe character, honest!

Oh i don't know they can't sign everyone they think is good, i dare say he was on their maybe list. It's not like they're particularly struggling for young right backs.

You too slow this time MLG! Bearsy is out pedantic-ing you tonite! Not to get over excited or nothing but his general play that night reminded me of Ashley Coles