Bearsy

I take it back! I guess they make you registed user before they ban you or something! I wouldn't know.... I've never been banned!

Shhhh! Did I mention he's a "registered user" now? I think I did but I'm the only one that seems to find that interesting! It's like a halfway house. It's a yellow card. I dunno exactly what he done, but I am thinking cut the guy some slack. He's made like 18,000 posts the odd one was bound to be a stinker.

Always bro! They ain't taking us alive! Just don't mention scissorhands.

He seems to have got demoted innit. Or spat his dummy out and demanded his fiver back. I'll start a thred bout it like i did with dogs. We should get answers from the mods within 4-6 weeks.

Oh scissorhands? I see Dune is suddenly "registered user".

What you chattin bout Tokyos?

The problem with reasoning with kids is if they're smarter than you you're ****ed!

No offence pap, we've always been good forum allies or whatever, but you do come across a bit defensive on this thread. You know when someone gets a bit blustery arguing cos deep down they have a niggling guilt? Just an observation. Still love ya!

Aaron Martin?

I think he's been overpromoting the Ma Strums on here to be honest, I dunno if he's their sales rep or something. All I get from Turkish lately is Ma Strum this Ma Strum that. Wouldn't surprise me if half the crowd is wearing them! I'm quite fond of my All Stars tho! If I find myself the subject of general ridicule I'll maybe switch to the Gazelles. I do want to fit in!

Balls! *takes ma strum polo and pretty green t-shirt back to the shop* Fortunately I prefer converse to gazelles!

Christ i only want to lol at some videos Krakens! Why is you busting my balls! Why are you trying to be Turkish? Because he was as equally as oh whatever I ain't really good at abuses I'd sooner lol! Are you sure you ain't got any videos? I mean if you don't maybe you'd have more fun in one of the other threads bout Global Warming or whatever - I ain't spammed them up yet!

Hater! Don't just hate on the scary panda, show me some more loools videos!

... and other amusing videos! Post the best of your youtubes here! This one always makes me loool! It's something bout how the panda just stands there staring at them it's tragic and sinister! Also it's got a bear in it! [video=youtube_share;3A8bb9qHhHw]

I ain't got kids or nothing (or at least i ****ing hope not!) but I sometimes watch Supernanny USA on tv. I quite like it seeing all the badly behaved kids and how she gets them in line or whatever! In this one episode there was these dumb parents and they was punishing their kids by putting hot liquids in their mouth. Supernannys didn't like that! She was like so what happens when it ain't working no more? Do you make the liquids hotter? Do you make it boiling? Do you start using sulphuric acid? Anyways what she done is teach them all about the naughty step or whatever and made them all close again as a family. It was pretty emotional!

Hahaha i see what delldays was doing there! Git!

Cheers bro!

Is the 100m final tonight then? Anyone know what time? I kind of want to see it but don't want to get stuck accidentally watching shotput or whatever!

Yeah that one was a bit off the wall innit! Something bout when people ask me to explain myself always makes me want to write nonsenses! I guess it's the same as at work when I know someone is getting irritated by me singing or whatever I always start singing even louder! I'm like a sadist!

You is both mugs! You got to remember how tricky adrians is... he didn't even say which deadline day! He'll come back and say ok agreed... transfer deadline day January 2026 or whatever!

Ain't I sposed to be Deppo? You guys need to keep better track of who I is and who I is not! I can't be everyone FFS! In other news I was out with my mate today and he was driving and we've pulled over at the pub and he's parked on a double yellow line or whatever. I didn't say nothing, to be honest I always find it funny when other people get tickets. Anyway we've come out the pub laters and as we're stood at the car this big guy has come up all angry shouting at my mate "Oi you can't park their you've been blocking my yard all day!" and my mate has done this voice, you know in that weird voice like they do, and gone "Haim Deff!" I mean that was pretty bad obviously but I nearly cracked a rib trying not to laugh! The big dude has looked at my mate, then he's looked back at me, then he's looked back at my mate and gone "Oh forget it." I dunno if he was buying that my mate was deaf or just that he obviously ain't gonna bother to argue with someone willing to go to the extent of pretending their deaf to get out of a traffic confrontation, but either way it ended the arguments as quickly as if we'd chinned him! It reminds me exactly of something Thatcher done or whatever.

Of course botox! I'm always happy to expound or whatever upon the theme of my posts to make them clear to even the meanest intelligences! It's perfectly simple, first I have to take you back to the days of slavery. What they used to do, and I heard this in a song by Randy Newman, is send ships to Africa and the captain of the ship would be trying to entice the Africans to come with them by saying, "In America you'll get food to eat, don't have to run through the jungle and scuff up your feet." It's a highly educational song! I think it's called Sail Away, you should check it out on youtubes or whatever. Anyway once they got the Africans back to America they was all making them slaves. They was feeding them and giving them shoes tho so the ship Captain was not exactly lieing. Anyways cos all the slaves was black they is calling this "Racisms". What I am saying in my preceeding posts which was causing some confusions, is while we is just abusing Punch and Goolies, who is both black, we is subject to similar accusations of racisms, but now we is also starting to lay abuses equally on Hammonds and Fontes and De Ridders these accusations of racisms will probably hold less water or whatever! I think it's called Equality of Abuses. If you need any more, ask Randy Newman!

I've been driving round in this old Jaguar x-type what my dad give me. It's a bit of a rep to be honest cos you get funny looks driving round in it like ur a joyrider or whatever. Plus it looks like it should be a posh car I mean it's a jaguar or whatever but people feel the need to keep telling me it's just a mondeo with a body kit. Like I care bout stuff like that! Anyways the air conditioning ain't working so I'm gonna buy something else. I see this one car called a CLC180 that i quite like in the garage up the road. Is that a pretty sweet ride? Will I be ok with that?

Yeah i don't think we'll hearing that so much this year, cos Fonte, Hammonds and De Ridder are all getting set up for abuses!

So I've done some thinking and adrians is saying there is not much difference between the promoted teams and the bottom half of the prem. He is saying in effect that the odds of relegations is 3/10. Hypo is saying this is lies. I've done some MLG to find the odds of relegations is proven to be 13/33. Which is like 4/10. We is therefore finding that hypo is right and adrians is owing him big apology cos 4/10 is worse than 3/10!