Bearsy

I see dogs is back, he started a thread on the main board bout Lambert being top scorers or something. He is changing a bit to hide from the mods though, now he is all... writing in.. this style with all the... dot dot dot... paws things... whatever they're called... elipse or something if i remember my school... correctly. I don't think we need to rank the ladies, as far as I'm concerned they is all HOT. I would take a run at all of them, definitely!

Sorry pap! I think it's cos you're such a geek, I think of you as a collective. Like the Borgs.

Who is this peach character anyways? Is he actually a journalist, ****ing sh!t one if so. It should be reading something like: The Jeremain Lens to #SaintsFC story is magnifying, but the Alexander Büttner deal has hit bottom.

Hahaha that's right Jonny i was just joking hahaha. I don't love you hahaha i was just kidding I'm glad you picked up on that. Hahaha. Wouldn't it be weird if i loved you that would be so strange if we just met on here just two straight normal guys and we hit it off and started exchanging pms and then they started getting a bit weird and flirty. Hahaha. That would be so strange wouldn't it and romantic i mean unpleasant hahaha. It's disgusting isnt it what dudes do to each other like if i had you bent over and was kissing you tenderly on the neck that would be so weird. hahaha. I'm glad you knew i was just joking.

It's you jonny, it's always been you. There, I said it.

Never heard of dat one paps! I was watching Black Mirror on 4od last night, I'd seen the first one before where the Prime Minister gets blackmailed so he has to **** an actual pig live on tv and it was pretty loools so I went on to watch the other 2. The second one in the series was bout this future world where you has to pedal on excercise bikes the whole time to earn credit things which you need to get stuff, but the stuff you can get is all not-real like new shoes for your avatar or the ability to fast forward adverts. It was probably a satire bout Facebook or something, I'm not really sure. The third one was bout this future world where you has a chip in your head which records everything you see and hear so you can watch it again laters. That was pretty sweet! This one dude was using it to replay his best bonings to spank off over later. This other dude though was using it to overanalyse stuff his wife said to try and figure out if she's cheating or whatever. He was pretty bummed about it, and I think at the end he tried to cut the chip out his head but I had to turn it off at that point cos I'm squeemish. Squeemish bout blood anyways, I had no problem whatsoever watching the Prime Minister **** a pig!

Nah i've deleted this cos I was trying to stop the thread being sexist by talking bout dudes, but then it was making me uncomfortables!

Guess! You might be quite surprised!

Good "cover story" clarkie. Don't worry I'll keep the truth dark.

Can't say. National security. Start your own thread!

Hi Gays! Sorry for the slight delays in taking this mother dowwwn! There has been some last minute negotiations behind the scenes with me and the dumb mods! You've got no idea how high up this thing goes! Suffice to say that I've just had a very frenetic and intense 3 way with two extremely powerful men! I can't say there names but I'll give you anagram clues: "Jab" and "Cicola Nortese". We reached agreements in the end. I was threatening to take down their website and then they was counter threatening to black-bag me but then I quoted Obi Wan Kenobi and was like "Yeah but if you strike me down or whatever I'll probably like come back and be even more stronger!". Turns out in quoting Star Wars I was addressing Baj on his weak side cos he positively blanched at this reference! Any ways we reached a satisfactory agreement in the end: a) I is now knowing how long dogs is banned 2) I have had full and satisfactory explanations of the dumb thing what he done. I must say in this matter the mods have been completely blameless! iii) I have been given full moderation powers over all Saintsweb ladies, or as I like to call them "Bearsy's B!tches!" This matters is now closed!

You and ur pikey forum is running out of time Dumb Mods!

Todays thread titles are sponsored by Bearsy!

Pretty clear that NA wants him just for the lols of naming an "all Dan" back 4. Also explains Butterfield's new contract and Seaborne not being sent out on loan.

Yeah I thought the sports sciences was all a bit mumbo jumbo but we're in danger of recording our first ever winning record for pre seasons, so maybe there is something in it. Like in the week when we learned that Nigel Adkins personally tastes the urine of every first team player before training I thought that's a bit mad! But you know if it helps to keep Lambert in trim or whatever, and if Adkins don't mind then who am I to judge?

Hey! I was reading just now some people saying we was playing 4-3-3 next season and i thought to myself wasn't i saying that like a while ago! I've resurected dis thread so that you can all make tributes to me and about how i know alot about footballs and stuff! Also to add further credence to the rumours going round that Nigel Adkins is Bearsy and Bearsy is Nigel Adkins!

Sweet! I always think the dudes in them countries must be walking round with boners the whole time, flies crawling over their glistening helmets and whatever. They is having a Styles section, but all the models is small breasted and airbrushed. Bearsy Does Not Like.

Lols!

Good Sabbath my dear friends and fellow Southampton enthusiasts. I was just wondering whether any of our collective currently subscribe to the Sunday Times newspaper? I have just purchased the latest edition and have been perusing the tome with some interest. I must say, dear friends, that I found the sparsity of current information relating to football matters and female mammaries somewhat disappointing but perhaps these are not considered of much import to the traditional readership? I would be grateful for your commentary on this subject, however would warn you to remain strictly "on-topic" because the moderators of this forum are sticklers. Pip-pip!

Don't all the players look fat in the new kit! Eliminating the old vertical stripes was a big mistake, they was obviously very slimming. I feel bad for Lambert, and also the fatbodied fans of SMS.

Ok I'm back early. You is still having till Monday, dumb mods. Then I'm gonna **** you up! This Is Not A Jokes!

How comes I run a campaign for over a month seeking informations bout dogs and nothing... and then Turkish asks bout Dune and gets an official response within like 20 minutes? This smacks of prejudices against bears! Dumb mod ****s!

So I'm a little hungover this morning and i thought i'd buy a newspaper to get the old mental juices running or whatever. I don't often buy a newspaper, i mean i sometimes buy the Sun so I can lol at the Dear Deidre stories but most stuff you can get nowadays on the internets without bothering to walk down to the newsagents. I brought the Sunday Times. Dunno why, I thought it would impress the milf working behind the counter "Here's a cultured bear," she would of said to herself, "I would have had him down as Sunday Sport. You never can tell." It's a pretty big paper! But I have narrow interests, I like reading about footballs, movies and tv. And boobs. I figured there's got to be lots of dat in this paper! I tried the sport section first. Cycling... not interested. Golf... not interested. Crickets... not interested. Big lot about the Olympics... not interested. Ah footballs! One page. Bout Man Utds. Bit disappointing! So I found this section called Cultures and looked for some stuff about movies and TVs. I read the review of the new batman film. They is saying it's sh!t. I mean it might be, I dunno. I ain't seen it. Fair enough. Then I read this TV section by this dude called AA Gill bout what's on TV. He reviews a few shows. He says they is all sh!t. Cheers, I could have figured dat out for myselfs! Anyone read this paper? There's a lot of other pages, is any of them worth reading? Where does they put the boobs?

Lols i only know the song cos i see dis video on youtubes: [video=youtube_share;fmH3Gwf9UiY] I was kinda hoping dis one was the original! Can see it going down well in the Kingsland!

Knowing how the US works, they'll probably ban Batman films.