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I happened to be at that game cos my old man follows the Eagles, I'm pretty sure Nani weren't playing. Clyne was good tho!

Delldays is all thinking he's not a geek cos he is only knowing one... but then he is blowing it by saying "TNG" which is automatically making him one of Saintsweb's all time worst uber-geeks!

3/10 - That's how many of them i am familiar with! You can tell what sort of geek you is dealing with from how many of them names they is knowing. I think 3 out of 10 tells you I'm not particularly a geek but probably watch a little too much tv's. For the record I'm knowing Qs and Borg Queens and Khans. If you is knowing all 10 and is also able to rank them in order then you is a supergeek like colins! I'm looking at you, pap!

nah he films it. Makes fortunes i ain't bothered though i'm just in it for the lols.

Fo' real? I'm gonna have to stop riding grandmas bareback!

She could be pregnant? Or is 44 years too old for dat?

Sweet! I've got my first stalker!

Oh lol i think i get caught out by an "on-topic" post! I was expecting a classic Bill Hicks gag! So we're thinking Jeremy Clarkson killed Dog? I spose if so it lets the mods off the hook a bit, lucky for them cos i was organising the protesting masses for some direct anti-mod actions!

Hmm. That's a thinker.

No, stand in the middle of the goal Tommy FFS! In the middle! No, you're too far over! Oh FFS, someone get some rope...

Lols if I'd been guessing all day I wouldn't of come up with dat!

Lols if I'd been guessing all day I wouldn't of come up with dat!

Lols if I'd been guessing all day I wouldn't of come up with dat!

Is you saying you don't like Tim Vines? What's not to like? He's hilarious in bbc's hit television comedy "Not Goings Out" with Lee Mack and the blonde one and the fat one! What has Bill Hicks ever been in? I don't think so pap, no-one ever heard of him, except for people what heard he's a bit like Tim Vines. I'm willing to give you some benefit of doubt tho, you have been right on other things. Post me a Bill Hicks joke so I can compare with Tim Vines. Not a video or nothing, type it out for me, I ain't got time to watch a whole video!

Hi just to clarify for people what is reading, me and Tokyo haven't done a porn film together. Yet.

4eva!

That's an in-joke! Me and Tokyos do in-jokes now! We is like having our own little club! We learned bout him in school, he died of a grossly disfiguring and highly contagious knob disease. You is probably having it now!

It's not my fault you like Time Vine style comedians pap! Dunno why you is threatening me with molten gold helmet deaths just cos you is liking Tim Vines! If you're that bothered bout it, you wouldn't like him!

Tell me bout your username and why it is your username and stuff!

B-but he was riling me paps! He wokened the bear!

Someone was telling me bout this French film where you is watching someone getting all their skin slowly removed in super graphic detail while they is still alive. Them Frenchies are sick in the head!

Bite me Deanos! I don't really know much bout Bill Hicks, but I'm pretty sure I've heard of him somewhere. As I understand it he's like america's answer to Tim Vine.

Adam Banana has played 200 times for us. Disappointed to discover this means he ain't prem quality!

Paul Gascoigne went to a fancy dress party one time and he thought he'd go as a gangsta rappa. He even went and done the black-face cos he's MAD innit and like a child so he don't know no better. He went out first with Jimmy Fivebellies to have some jars and then they rocked up at the party dressed in matching gold tracksuits, and Paul burst through the main doors all like "Way-ay! It's me... Paulo Gazzanigga!" but it turned out it was actually the FA Awards dinner and no-one else was in fancy dress! He never played for England again.

Hi paps! What is your new av bout? I miss Shattner - i almost didn't realise that was you till i saw you was talking a load of rot and then i was like oh that must be paps!