Bearsy

You think so bro? I wasn't massively surprised to find Birmingham and Wolves is having more fans than us. I do think we should be catching them up soon tho, specially if they have extended stays in the non-leagues. What I thought was sweet is how pleasingly plausible the results was, if i was gonna do a list based just on my animal instincts and innate natural intelligences i wouldn't have had it all that far different. It is also gonna be useful when i have to listen to dumb football fans having their dumb arguments bout whose clubs is "bigger". Like i've got dis villa mate who is always banging on bout how massive a club they is, he seems to put them in the top 4 of english footballs going on bout their european glories and what-not, and while i'm always thinking that's balls i'm never knowing or caring enough bout villa to argue much. In future I'll be saying, "no way dummy, even Spurs is having twice as many fans as yous! We could be as high as 12th in a few years time, is my happy-bear prediction!

I'm trying to access the Ugly Inside to examine the evidences, but it seems that worldwide interest is drawing more than 50 hits per hour and is crashing their servers! Edit: If like me you is not normally going on there you is not wanting to google cos dat is directing you to theuglyinside.net which is not legit, you is wanting to read all about dis by going to http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/fb_mb.php?m=v&t=58741#12

Is data protections really helping tho? I was thinking that was the legislations the dumb mods would be cravenly hiding behind?

This del bianco character sounds like a good source! How come we don't get no proper ITKs posting on here?

Have to say them school kids are pretty talented! Kids round my way has been doing graphitti on the bus stop and they is not even spelling simple words like "cocksucker" correctly!

I never used to mind Andy Murray till a couple of years ago i went to Wimbledon with my mate and we done the thing when you is having to queue up first in the park, and consequently we was unable to escape when some absolute **** with an acoustic guitar started singing this: Make sure you is watching the chorus! It's the worst bit! I is still hearing it in my nightmares! Come on Andy, Andy Murray, sing Caledonia wild frontier Come on Andy, Andy Murray One day you can have no fear He’ll be King of the Centre Court bathed in cheers

Can someone with legals help me with my Freedom of Informations Request dat I am doing for the dumb mods? I am a bit out of my comfort zone to be honest! Here is what I is got so far: I is using pap's name cos he is forum member in Good Standings whereas i am a dumb bearsy. I am sure he won't mind!

Oh I don't know bout writing. I could probably do a picture book! In other news we is still getting no feedback from dumb mods bout current status of dogs! Do you think it'd be cool if i sent in a Freedom Of Information request? Is the dumb mods subject to UK law? Or is they all escaped to canary island tax havens funded by mountains of fivers?

Any news on the £££££?

I've heard a whisper dat we might be signing a player from holland called butthead or something! Just want everyone to remember dat i was ITK with the informations before it was even announced on the os. In future people will listen to Bearsy!

I get dat we're a rejoice club, but i'm surprised the news has spread to holland

It'll be looools when Hodgson mentions it in his pwess confewence!

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Jesus how bad does this look! [video=youtube_share;kK7y8Ou0VvM] I mean, I've read some of them Reacher books and I don't remember his defining characteristic as the ability to drive fast, nor to be 5' 5" tall!

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Good to see Sol Campbell making a new career for himself. Seems to have bulked up a bit too.

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Hi Tokyo! Sorry didn't see dat last night cos I was knobbing a bird. I know you don't really need to know that but I just like telling people. It was pretty sweet actually! I got her to come round short notice, and to bring me dinner, and to **** off afterwards! She is sending me text messages today bout carpet burns loools! With regards to my amusing tubgirl meme I'm thinking that people need to have the opportunity to judge for themselves but cos of the draconian moderation protocols they is missing out on these opportunities! Fortunately I have located loop-holes in the dumb mods rulebooks, there is nothing to say dat I can't describe porno images in super-graphic details, so that is what I am doing now! So first you have to understand about tubgirls. What you is got is a naked japanese woman lieing on her back in an empty bath. She is got her bum pointing up in the air and is squirting a long stream of yellow-brown bum juice a good foot up in the air and so it curves round in a graceful and pleasing arc til it hits her squarely in the mouth! It is a very satisfying and artisitic image! So anyways what I am doing is using my Microsoft Paint skills to mirror the image so that you have two arcs of yellow bum-juice, so it is resembling the golden arches of the MacDonald's corporate logo! Then I is adding the words "...I'm Lovin' It" to the bottom so as to make the meme clear to even the meanest intelligence! It is a most hilarious meme because I am insinuating that eating MacDonald's is like feasting on your own bum juice! Then I is emailing it to my mum for comment. Is this something you would like to see? If so contact Jonnyboys by pm's or emails or facebooks or just go round his houses. Cha-cha!

Is you beating my quick edit jonnyboy! Don't grass me up bro! Them mods is out to get me!

I was with you till you said 4 hours! I'm eating the aero and thrown the rest away! I have however sent the following text message to girl what i know: "Come now. Bring foods"

Maybe it was dat tubgirl thing someone was going on bout earlier. I had to google that cos i'd never heard of it, it was pretty loools i thought! I even made an amusing meme of it to send to my mum. Is it cool to post dodgy links if you is marking them NSFW? Edit: I've read them forum rules and they is not liking you even posting links so i is keeping my amusing tubgirl meme to myselfs!

Ok so I'm looking in my fridge, I've got one grapefruit, some hams, a pack of Mr.Men yoghurts and a mint aero. Is there something i can do with dat?

So not to harp on or nothing but I was thinking we'd be seeing Dog back by now, I don't know but i kind of figured the usual ban was like a week? My investigations is dat he's been gone like 10 days... is that meaning he's been given the permaban?

them poll things ain't tieing up with the sales figures though innit. Almost as if people who vote on internet polls ain't representative of the wider oh whatever i'm not really bothered either way. What's everyone having for tea?

Who is the posters what is getting national exposure for their opinions and why is it not me! I wish I'd slagged off the kit now! Edit: The kit is well rubbish, the club is just doing it to try and attract asylum seekers from Turkey. Also gypsies.