Bearsy

Was you making a funny? Maybe they didn't get it, they is pretty dumb. I don't get it either but dats probably cos I know less than nothing bout crickets. For all I know Cuba Gooding Jr is a really good cricket commentator! The other dumb thing that the dumb mods keep doing lately that i think is dumb, is when they is going through the main board threads and deleting all my "off topic" posts! What is it with the dumb mods and staying on topic? It's like they never had a conversation before! Spods! I mean it's quite natural to be having a chat or whatever and wander into pastures new, like if a girl is chatting to me bout her dumb haircut or whatever I'm always trying to steer it round to more interesting subjects like boobs. The dumb mods seem to thing we're in some sort of legal courtcase or whatever, not chatting around a football forum. Besides, I refuse to believe that anyone wants to read a 15 page thread which is solely and exclusively bout Guly ****ing Do Prado!

Lol yeah i noticed the mods themselves calling him a mong earlier. I guess he's like Ferdinands... it's open season and you can call him whatever the **** you like!

Hi Tims! How many fractions has you got? I'm doing leader boards in the muppet shows

Hi paps! Don't know why you're asking us everyone knows you're the biggest geek on Saintswebs! I spose it comes down to what the "super" in superhero is meaning... is it short for "supernatural" powers? He don't officially have them powers like what spidermans does though you often see him performing pretty implausible physical feats or whatever, but that happens in a lot of movies. For my monies if you is calling Batman a superhero, then so is James Bond. Couple of times when I was writing dat i was accidentally typing Superhores. I would love to see a movie bout superwhores!

Lols I'm really ill today, it's getting so bad I'm thinking of doing a thread on the main board so people can leave tributes, but even in my pitiful state The Dark Knight is rising as usual. I don't know what he wants me to do about it. I can hardly move I'm so sick.

Like watching a young Ashley Cole innit.

I'm actually surprised we're even gonna try. It seems a bad business plan to me. I'm surprised at NC, he's supposed to be this super sharp businessman or whatever. I remember when we got promoted hearing we was gonna earn £60m or whatever I was thinking what I would do is bank the whole lot, I wouldn't spend a single penny more than our Championship budget. When is the company gonna get the chance to clear £60m pure profit again?

Nah I think he was making a funny. I need to post something on topic now, I got told off for dis yesterdays! Erm.... Soooo it would be quite nice to win the league wouldn't it?

Oh, I was investigating if Dune said American Footballs for funnies or if he genuinely don't know/care that the moneyballs was baseball. I still don't know, he's too slippery for me!

Word. They may as well have got a chick to play him. Jennifer Anniston is Jane Reacher, a single girl lost in the Big City... Will she ever find her man?

I like the name of this movie, it's how I think of my knob in the mornings

It's ice hockey dude

I'm sick. But you knew that... I'm also unwell so I'm stuck at home watching a dodgy stream of dat new spiderman movie. I'm about halfways through and it's starting to drag a bit, if I was at the cinema I'd be going out to hit on the chicks at the concessions stands. It's not too bad tho overall, I quite like the dude playing spiderman and Emma Stone is in it who i find Hot. There is some pretty dumb stuff and bad acting going on at Oscorps tho, you probably don't want to bother watching them bits.

I spose dat came down to a matter of evidences. Presumably you studied his posting patterns and discovered a monthly cycle of bad tempered irrationality? I find it hard to see how they could have done you for that one then - kangaroo court!

There are a surprising number of complete pussies on here! Though on the other hand the dumb mods are so dumb that you can quite often get away with doing dumb stuff and the dumb mods ain't even remembering to give you an infractions! Only today i was happily derailing a main-boards thread and one of the dumb mods swooped in and had to go through editing out all my posts and I thought "Oh noes they is gonna get me for sure this time" but they couldn't make it stick cos dumb mods that they are they'd inadvertantly destroyed all the evidences! Dumb mods are so dumb! PS - Where's Dog you ****s!

So I can't actually call you a cvnt? No, but you could fax me.

i feel like i missed something here, did Benders make a bad funny? It must have been pretty bad to get all them main boardy reactions. Did he say something bad bout bears? I think we should all be friends, let's try and forget the whole thing. I ain't sure he should be going round all them peoples houses making all unreserved apologies tho, i ain't sure how that will help. Like if some randomer was ripping on me on some skateboard forum or whatever that i never heard of, i think I'd sooner be ignorant of it than have the cvnt come round my actual houses all wringing his hands and telling me bout it. You've got to think it through corsacar saints before you is making them sort of suggestions.

he runs a beauty salon and they get a lot of the wags in there. The V stands for vajazzle

In my experience the OS online ticketing thing is the last place to go looking for factual information

Oh i don't know, Man City seem to be reigning in the old spending a bit I'm even reading bout them wanting to lower their wage bill. It's them new rules probably. Even if we are going well them clubs is still gonna have three times the budget of us tho, hard to see how we'd overcome that.

Iniesta is good. Never had much impact on Saints, but I've always rated him as a player.

If he's getting them ideas from Cortese then he ain't gonna in this job much longer.

My dad got me the Alan Partridge radio shows on cd for Christmas and i listen to them sometimes when I'm driving round or whatever. In one of them there was this guy who sued someone for calling him a cvnt, but cos he lost it set legal precendents and now anyone could quite legally call him a cvnt... I'm just wondering, is this the same for Ferdinands now?

Bearsy: "What's dis Steve Davis like then?" Villa M8: "Good player, we only got rid cos he can't manage 90 minutes in the premier league." Bearsy: "Why's dat, is he all injured?" Villa M8: "Nah, just ain't got the stamina for premier league. That's why he ended up in scotland."

I can't take all them ads either! Sometimes I'm on a short car journey nipping to the shops or whatever and i think I know I'll have a listen see what's happening on talksport bout the footballs and I'll turn it on and it'll be ad breaks. But I'm like ok, fair enough I can wait a couple of minutes even though them radio ads is well annoying. Then after a while the presenter will come back on, but he'll just be advertising the show their bout to do, then he'll start doing an advert for whatever gay competition or whatever they're doing, or let paddy power advertise for a few minutes, then they'll cut to another ****ing advertising break! Then I've already arrived at my destination and I ain't even heard any contraversial opinions about Arsene Wenger or whatever! It makes me MADS! Connnnfused dot com, come get your car insurance at con-fused dot co-om! **** off!