Bearsy

I was actually thinking it sounds like portsmouth.

Edit: I bet it'll look lovely on you Alpine Saints! This post brought to you for responding to my pm's!

Why is pap not banned yet? Dumb mods! They has probably got some more terrible punishment in store for him i spose. I hope you're not too attached to your balls pap!

I just went on dogs profile page to search for clues... had a good lol at his msn address! I see St. Chalet has been creeping around there, I reckon he must be involved in the conspiracies! I don't know if he's the ringleader or if maybe he was acting under orders. There's no telling how high this thing goes! These are dark times, posters is dropping like flies. I have it on good authority that pap is about to receive a permaban for mentioning the unmentionable. RIP, pap!

I have checked the links now, Jack Cork has been selected for the Olympic football. Colour me surprised!

I haven't checked the links yet but is it definitely for the football?

I have reported this post to mods

lol

Sweet of you to big me up but i don't want to mislead anyone general concencus was i had two twosomes. Happy to have a recount though if there are any sexperts online! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?36304-I-m-a-dirty-bear!

Oh there's a whole MLG thread bout it, my bad. I spose it's not that bad, I mean it's not exactly lies. I want the same as Russell Brand to knob Katy Perry but in my case could happen!

"And Southampton have big ambitions. With the new investor they want the same as Manchester City." lol - who told him that!

Just to expand a little on these situations while I'm thinking about it, there was this girl at our school who had like a glandular issue and probable eating disorder so she was massively fat, and I used to look at her and feel bad - because of them unfortunate disabilities she was never going to have the chance to win an Olympic gold medal for 110m hurdles. She could train for years and there was no way she was getting them fat thighs up and over at an Olympic qualifying pace. It seems callous of the special olympic people not to make allowances for poor fat Faye. They is almost playing favourites, like there is good disabilities and bad disabilities. The injustices of it really makes my blood boil!

I quite like the special olympics, it's nice to give people who aren't quite good enough for regular olympics the chance to win a gold medal. They should open it up a bit more though, like have a special 100m for people who are obesely fat or swimming races for people who don't know how to swim. They should have weight lifting competitions for people with puny upper body strength and high jump for short people. I guess what I'm really saying is dat I'm not very fast at running but I would still like to have an Olympic gold medal for running. They should have a special olympics just for people who can't run any faster than me. I feel left out!

In Bitterne Park?

Oh I don't know, seems a bit mean to mock people for their enthusiasms. Bless 'em!!

I really need to learn how to do those multi reply posts! I am spamming my own threads!

You is naughty girl! You is bad girl! You needs punishing! I bet when the mods was doing their infraction they was all touching themselves!

That thread was looools! I didn't know a lot of the people it was going on about tho, funny how things change so much in just a few years. I also didn't know pancake used to be a mod. I see him post on here occassionally and i always thought that he seemed alright, but it's like he was the Stalin of forum mods or something! He's on there boasting how he hands out "10s of infractions a day!". Some of them is really pathetic too, like yours, someone is saying there used to a kiddies forum then you make an entirely reasonable joke about someone getting caught lurking in there, and pancakes decided to stamp down on you with the iron heel of his Nazi jackboot! What a d!ck! Can someone give me the skinny on what the Mark loves Amy thread was all about? It sounds loools!

Yeah I don't know dog or nothing but i always like his posts cos they is often a bit wild like he posts drunk or something. I hope it's not a perma-ban thing, i do think when someone has contributed like 7000 posts or whatever the dumb mods should cut them a bit of slack.

Nu-uh! I mean he hasn't replied yet but that is probably just cos he is still counting!

Also Turkish is on my recent visitors so we was right bout him being a Spambot scanning threads for grandiose stadium claims!

When I logged into my profile just now to accept Glasgows friend request I see Baj has been visiting my page! I'm just letting people know cos if I mysteriously disappear can you alert authorities please!

Sweet! I ain't quitting till I'm #1!

Hahaha! Mate of mine started a forum for his band but they was sh!t and no-one ever posted, so i felt bad for him and signed up with 10 different accounts and spent like days having little debates and arguments amongst myselfs, then my mate phoned me one day and was like "James, what the **** are you doing? You know i can see the ip addresses is all the same don't you?" To be honest i was a bit relieved, it was really starting to take up a lot of my life not to mention doing my head in trying to remember who was angry with who and why.

Oh I was also thinking Turkish was moaning bout getting infractions the other day. I'm scared to pm him but fortunately he is like a spambot any you only need to use certain keywords to get his attention: a) We is bigger than Everton b) We is easily selling out 50k stadium next season c) We should all dress up as homer simpsons for away games