Bearsy

I had another zing bout you coming from Margate colinsss but i thought dat one was too harsh! If people was to find out you is coming from Margates you would not be able to show your face round here again! I bet ur intrigued bout where i am getting my secret informations but you is sh!t out of luck cos i will never reveal my sources! "Don't worry Hamster," I said to my secret sources "I will never reveal what you told me about colinsss coming from margate and working as a waitress at Southampton Airport. Even if they is interrogating us in seperate rooms and they is coming in to you and saying i said it was you Hamster don't worry cos they is lieing cos i will never be telling them bout you Hamster," I said to Hamster, I mean I said to my secret sources. Hamster was all "Oh but I sent this on my phone, what if they is checking my phone?" and I was like "Eat your phone, Hamster. Eat your phone." Tradecraft.

I've added peoples suggestions to the op! Any more? We have to move quick cos the dumb mods are gonna add custom ranks any day now and if we don't specify they will start making their own which will probably be No Good! I've also included a terrific zing on colinsss based on information received from my pm spies networks! I'm not getting dis one! Does he drive a truck or something?!

You is doing it wrong! You is sposed to have the name in red and the rank in black like it is on the saintsweb! You is having it the wrong way round! Also you is spelling his name wrong! I expect better from you Charmin' - you is after all a toilet bear! You is also doing it wrong! You is not even bothering to do formatting at all!

Can you sext ur b!tches tho colin? Also how does they cope with Tiger Woods golf on the toilet?

I like dat! I think it should be more David in Sweden David in Sweden

Sweet! They is making major improvements with every release! I had the iphones 3 and it was cool but it had a flaw that if you was playing tiger woods golf on the toilet and the phone rung so you dropped it on the floor you would get Cracked Screen! They upgraded this for iphones 4 so i no longer get Cracked Screen but my iphones 4 flatly refuses to do photo messages which is bad cos i is always sexting my b!tches! Hopefully they will improve this for iphones 5!

you mean cos he is correcting my grammars? Or has he said some dumb things elsewheres? If so can you point me in right direction - I'm preparing a major zing operation!

to be fair, i can live with dat! Actually in my cases "Full Member" is appropriates! "Full Member" loool dat is another word for hard ons! Hahahahahaha "Full Member"! Dat's classic! I'm glad I'm not just "Registered User" they sounds like self abusers or sex offenders or somethings!!!!!

Why does everyone think people need warning bout bearsy! I ain't the most dangerous bear on here surely! Unless you is hot girl! You is doing it all wrong! This thread is more about for making cheap jabs at persons other than bearsy! Mods can you change titles please I want it to say "Have a pop at other forum members by making Custom Rank lampooning their posting styles, except bearsy who is cool and beyond reproaches"

Dat's the spirit colinsss! I'm gonna zing you back any minute now soon as i think of something! Has anyone got any dirts on colins?

I dont know bout you but i've been thinking that now we is prem we is probably gonna get a big influxes of new posters on here. I'm worried about them - they is innocents! They do not know bout the people on here and who they should be careful of and stuff! Like I've been posting on here a while and i've learnt you should only deal with DSM on a pro-forma basis and also that while on first read Dubai Phils posts dont seem to make any sense if you read them 7 or 8 times you can sometimes kind of get what he's going on about! So anyways, the best way to do this is by giving people custom ranks! At the moment all the ranks are like Full Member or Registered Users which is borings and not very helpful! Here is my suggestions so far: Matthew Le God Saintsweb Autocorrect Alpine Saint Marvin The Robot Dark Sotonic Mills Cat Rustler Post your proposed ranks here! Edit: Suggestions from the floors! David In Sweden David In Sweden Pap Calm Down Calm Down This Charming Man Bigmouth Strikes Again Bearsy Deppo-Lite Thedelldays Sh!t James Bond Colinjb Airport Waitress

It's your av what does it. No Nonsense.

More a just stubbed my toe AHHH! i should think

At first I thought it seemed a bit sensationalist cos it was mostly bout them hating on the opposition fans which is normal in my book, and then they was making a big thing of how they call people Jews like it's an insult and wear offensive t-shirts or whatever which again doesn't seem all that bad to me. But then the Ukraine Ultras see some asians in the home end so they give them a bit of a kicking and i thought that was Quite Bad.

I was reading bout the Top 10 Lower League Stars of the Futures today and was amused to see two Pompey youth in the list! Shame they had to let em go in order to pay Benjani £25k a week or whatever! http://www.football365.com/topical-top-10/7783692/Top-Ten-Lower-League-Stars-Of-Future

I also think people are being harsh on Milners! He did a very good job at right-back. Certainly when we brought on Walcott to play right back we lost a lot of our defensive solidity. The problem with the 6-2-2 formation though is you need your full-backs to be good going forwards. While Milners is very good with defensives we could use a right back with some attacking threat like wassisname from Spurs or whatever.

I recorded the match to watch this morning! Pretty sensible England performance, you have to drop deep and concede possessions to combat the technical skills and possession football of the Norway midfields. There was a few reasons to be optimistics though i thought, Jagielka was good and Adam Johnson when he come on. Henderson didn't get much of a chance but I see him on FATV out-skilling Oxo in keepy uppy, so I think he could be Good. Definitely feeling a bit more optimistic with these 3 talents in the team!

i don't think we can make judgements till we seen pictures.

I quite like the actual penalties but what i dont like is sometimes how the extra times can be borings cos they are settling for penalties and scared to take risks! Here is my suggestions for making extra times more attackings! Bigger goals! They can replace the goals with bigger ones for extra times! No offsides! You can't be off sides in extra times! you can goal hangs as much as you like! Less defenders! You is only allowed 6 players in your half at any one time! The rest must be forwards! If you have 7 players in your own half the other team gets a penalty!

I like bosingwa. He could fix his eyebrow if he wanted, he could fix it easy, but he don't. You've got to respect that! He is like, no, dis is my eyebrow and i'm keeping it no matter how stupid it looks!

I don't think it's something you can be taught J, you is either got the Southampton Way or you is not got the Southampton Way. It's something ur born with, like down's syndrome.

I want to sack my postman! He is keep bringing me mails that I don't want and when i have to sign for something he is talking to me for like 20 minutes and one time even asked to use my toilets! Also he wears short shorts. Am I protected under New Rules? He is only my postman for bout 3 months.

Thanks for updates Phils! I'm still wading through the books, I've nearly finished the first one which is all about the first series, it takes ages cos they are pretty longs! I just read this bit and I wanted to share! It's about Sansa who I think is sposed to be like 15. She is the blonde droopy one off tv who's gonna marry the evil prince/king: Sweet! Why did they cut that bit from the TVs! I think pap is right about the Dragon lady - i used to really look forwards to seeing her but her story thing this year is proper borings! Plus she is annoying! I don't know how dudes put up with her, she is playing them all for fools! First she is like "I want my throne" then she is like "I want my dragons" and then she is like "I want a ship" and now she is back to I want my ****ing dragons again! If I was one of her dudes I'd be like b!tch please! Stop ****ing asking for stuff all the time! If you want a ****ing boat go get it your ****ing self!

I might have beat you barney but i wasted like 5 minutes trying to spell jon paul saejs! Saeajs! Seajs! Saiejs! FFS!

I only got 119! Am I forum dumbass? Some of them is a bit before my time tho! I never even heard of Scott Hileys! Richard Drydens? Who the **** is dat!