Bearsy

Oh yeah same thing happened to me one time! There was a gang of us going but i was busys so i said I'll meet you there. I'd only been to gigs before so though the ticket said like 7:30pm i figured they'd have the support acts and what not and then the main event would kick off like 9-9:30, so i turned up then and they wouldn't even let me in! Dude said it was nearly finished! Guess same thing happened to you. They should really make it more clear on the tickets!

Tell me Hamster, you've been on dates right? Where did you go? Did you get bonings guaranteed?

Number 3 is "pants tent"

I think this post needs clarifications! I see this one film recently called Jaws. It's about this shark what eats people. You may not have heard of it cos it is pretty old but don't let that put you off it is a pretty sweet movie! Anyway I looked it up and found it was based on a book so i thought sweet! That must be a pretty sweet book! So I bought it but it was really borings! There are great long bits written like you is the shark and you is just swimming around in the sea and not even eating anyones! I give it thumbs down!

Oh i was only kidding Hamster i don't really think you is a d!ckwad! I just heard it on tv and was looking for an excuse to use it in everyday conversations! But that said if it's on it's ON. Bears beat Hamsters every time! No-one ever stuck a bear up their ass, at least not for pleasures!

That was my 1000th post! Can't believe I wasted it calling Hamster a d!ckwad!

That's like 3 months away d!ckwad! My balls will be swelled up like water melons!

Hi Phil! I always look forward to your weekly Game of Thrones update! I'm watching the new episode now - seems to me this might be the episode with the Highest Body Count! Dudes are dropping like flies!

The taps ain't usually spluttering but i've found that if when the boilers is making the Bad Noises i turn on the hot tap then the noises stops and after a few seconds a spurt of superhot air and waters comes out hissing like a startled cat.

So I've been harassing this new girl what i want to bone but it's become apparent that she wants me to take her on an Actual Date before she lets me bone her! Seems dreadfully old fashioned like something out of a movie or whatever! I don't like the idea of it! I always thought dates was gay and i ain't been on what you'd call an Actual Date since i was like 14 and we went to the cinema and watched Harry Potter and then we went to MacDonald's and then she tugged me off at the train station. That was a pretty sweet date! thinking back, but i've got a feeling that it wouldn't really work with this chick. Besides, I've seen all the Harry Potter films now. What would be good ideas? I see in films they often go to restaurants but that seems boring if there's just like the two of us - we'd have to find things to talk about and stuff and I only really like talking about bonings and footballs and she don't like footballs, and i've learned that telling new girls about old girls you boned ain't the best situation for getting them to bone. Also I don't like the idea of spending all that money up front if she could then turn round and be like "no I'm going home now". She would have one up on me big-time! In the battle of sexes I would be Big Losers! I'm open for suggestions for dates what a) aren't gay, b) aren't borings, and c) guarantee bonings!

Thanks for suggestions Colin! I've checked and radiators are all good. It never happens with the central heating anyways only when i run the hot taps or shower. I was thinking they were on separate systems or something? Maybe I'll call the plumber back. I'd of done it sooner but i didn't want him calling me "idiot" again!

I've opened the panel thing but there's not a guage thing, there is a little LED light for "Low Systems Pressures" but it isn't on so I'm thinking dats cool!

How do I make high water pressures?

That smells like an in joke. Did he flood your kitchen? I've just thought - it might be relevant - there was a problem with my toilet in that it was always running and cos it was the one adjoining my bedroom the noise was annoyings and one night when i was drunk i turned off the cold water at the mains thing under the sink. Didn't occur to me at the time there was a valve on the actual toilet pipe. Guy who come to fix my toilet said i was "idiot". Could this have caused air-lock type scenarios?

Jaws

I like the one with Frasier in it! The film is pretty lame but there's this hot chick and for a prank they shrink her uniforms so u can see her boobs! Don't what what it was called though. Google "Frasier Shrinking Boobs" with safesearch "off"

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I've got this combi boiler thing and sometimes after i have a shower or whatever it makes like horrible banging noises and then packs in. I've noticed that if i run the cold tap while it's making the bad noises they goes away though. Anyone know what causes this? Do I need plumber or can i fix it myself?

I was thinking the same. I'd be interested at 65-1, let alone 465-1!

Cheers blud. Reckon I'll stick a couple of fish on if it turns out legit!

Who's giving that? Seems a generous price because a) We'll get off to a fast start next year (we'll fade after christmas) and b) Rooney is always sh!t for 6 months following the traditional engand sh!t fest

I don't get why it needs to be secrets? Is they worried about security issues? Is they worried that given advance warnings the echo will send along a reporter and do tabloid scoops on the players being all drunk and doing roastings?

Hi Gang! Can everyone make sure their AV matches their username please! BadgerBadger - Your current AV appears to be like a frog or something - it needs to be two badgers! Hamster - There needs to be a pitch invading Hamster added to that Subotteo match (is it a subboteo match?). Photoshops! Saint-Scooby - You have a temporary pass cos that picture makes me laff! Perhaps in the next week or so you could paint your gf's tits to look like Scooby Doo. I will do it if not!

Ain't really buying all this! Lot of people saying we should buy Matt Phillips for like £4 or £5 million, if we was to get him for free I can't see anyone being less pleased. In fact I think Dave has got this completely the wrong way round! I can remember people being far more disappointed by signings where we were perceived to have overpaid. Kelvin being one example, his transfer fee was a millstone for probably 18 months before he got forgiven. Danny Fox was a more recent example though that went away pretty quickly cos the team was doing so well.

They won't be anywhere near each other! Valencia hogs the touchline and Fox can keep a close eye on him from his position in the penalty area. No problem. No problem at all.