Bearsy

Was it raining? Maybe they was worried about getting wet head.

I feel like the only dude in the world who admires John Terry at the moment. I think he's alright! All this guff over that sending off the other night - that was just good old fashioned centre halfing. I do similar for my pub team all the time! "'Av it!" I say when I'm doing it!

I DISREGARD accepted wisdom with my EGO

Germans never miss an opportunity to enjoy schadenwotsit. The Bayern fans have been singing the "who the **** is laughing now" song duting the madrid match, clearly revelling in pompeys relegation!

Hi pap! Was the fart man in the books then? I don't know if you seen the latest episode but it just happened right at the end so you didn't get any explanation or nothing i think that's why it threw me. I spose they'll explain it next week. Am I imagining things or is that guy Mountain guy a different guy this season? He was like twice as big last time.

nah just you pal. Do you hear it often that little whispering voice in your head? "Bum him... bum him...."

I don't think "wet fannies" is appropriate either alps. Wet fannies implies excitement, people who are nervous and negative would properly be described as dry fannies.

Probably turkish and crazy diamond offered him a deal and he took it to avoid jail time.

You were stricken cos i detected bias. you can be the court steno.. stinno.. typist.

Read the thread homie! It's all laid out there for the courts! MLG is calling Nicola Cortese but I think he might take the fifth, and then he's going to call "Spudgun and others" if he can find out their real names and what not. You council for the prosecution? Who you calling? I'll be judge. I can provide my own wig and hammer!

Oh there's evidence! The argument now is how credible MLGs witnesses are. I guess we should leave that for the courts to decide.

Cheers bro! The stairs are shaped like a bit goes up then a bit goes back then a bit goes up and repeat x like 30 times. I ain't sure if it's going ahead tho we're waiting to see what her sister in Wolverhampton does first.

Loool i see what ur saying there - I ain't buying it tho! If my nan said she was looking at buying a stannah stair left I'd accept that as evidence she might buy a stannah stair lift. Dunno if I'd go as far as to expect it soon tho. They're pretty pricey.

What is it then? Evidence that we "can never expect to see happen (and definitely not announced soon)"??

yeah i don't get that at all. We "sold out" other games so how come we've got more room now? Is it the corporates?

Or Sharp cos of the hints about dealing with crisis in his life. Poll mods?

No, Hammond. Can more picture Hammond bunking off down the pub.

Chocco box is one of the playes innit. Fonte probably.

2-2 written all over it for me! Reckon we'll be casting nervous glances at the West Ham scoreline!

Villa fan i know still blames O'Neil for their troubles. He reckons they was the biggest spenders in europe two years running under O'Neil (can that be tru?) and he wasted most of it on gash. As an outsider i thought O'Neil did a good job for them, but my mate reckons most villa fans hate him almost as much as that ginger manager they got now.

I've seen upto ep 4 now phils.... what the fu ck was going on with that pregnant woman? Bearsy confused! spoilers aletrs! this pregnant woman lies down but instead of babys she farts out like this black gas or something which seems to turn into a man who's gonna kill her enemies or whatever. I ain't on board with this! I likes the bits with the bonings and the violences but i can do without the magic bits. The dragons weren't so bad, I can believe in them, they're just big lizrds after all but I've already had to put up with zombies and now I have to accept there's women who can go round farting out gas people! Is there a point to the fart man? Is he like a metaphor or something? Has anyone read the books - I bought the first one but i ain't read it yet cos it looks longs and also i worries bout spoilerssss!

I have great envies reading bout all the patronising pat on heads the pompey fans enjoy after a defeat. Sweet consolation that would be! How can we get this for ourselves? Don't worries Bearsy has 5-step plan! 1. Intimidating Stadium Demolish St. Mary's and build smaller, crappier stadium with no corporate stuff, no mod cons like toilets and no space between touchline and crowd. We could bring back supertight nets like at the Dell that would be sweet! 2. No daytrippers We need to be the sort of club which don't attract casual fans. Sh!t stadium will help here. Sh!t team would help too. Also if we could have bad rep as club in decline that should put off a few. 3. No middle classes We need to eliminate the middle classes from the stadium. Bit of a prob cos of our catchment area - how about free tickets for unemployeds and discounts for those living in council houses? Also non-working toilets might help keep out civilised people. 4. Little brother / short man syndrome We need a bigger, classier local rival that we can be all bitter about. Open to suggestions how to get this tho. 5. Less likeable players. We don't seem to have enough out and out cu nts in the first team at the mo. We're a little too nice. I'm thinking Jamie O'Hara would be perfect! We could also pay him stupid wages and this will help with insolvency events and introduce a nice End of Days feel to out noisemakings!

If they made the seats 20-30% smaller then we could increase capacity by nearly 10K without having to extend the stands at all! That would surely be cheaper options??? We would need to get smaller fans tho and some of the fat ones wouldn't be able to come no more but i think it's worth the sacrifice. Maybe that's why we signed Lee cos he gets in the asian fans and they is smaller?

He scored but it was disallowed