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where is I going to get naked mans and what is his involvement? Confuses!

Is Adkins willing to consider moving abroads? They also have some quite big clubs abroads. Possibly more than 5!

It is easy you is imagining you is having sex with 3 girls and one dwarf and that is your 3.5 then you is imagining you is doing them each 3 times and 1 blow job in a night and that is ur 3.25 and then you is just calculating how many sex acts you have done (you is using a calculator for this bit) and then you is finding your answers. This is how i done all my maths at school, sometimes in exams i would draw pictures and quite often get High Marks!

It's pretty cool that you done all of Great Britain. That's what I'm trying to do, then europe, then whole world. You is only slag if they all was same night. Also, you don't have to swear filter slag! Which is weird cos it objects to ****, **** and ****!

Monk in breaking orders shock!

loool Questions: When i is trying to get rid of someone off phone or end textings and it's a bit awkward, i often say "Bell you later". This is what i say cos in my head it means the same as "See you later" which basically means goodbye and **** off, but is appropriate for on phones when you is not seeing the person. That's right isn't it? You all agrees with me? Check dis! Turns out girls think dat "Bell you later" means "I will call you back same day"! They even gets all sarcastics and angries if u don't! Girls is weird!

There you are with the ****ing "Bearsey" spelling again pap! I thought we'd sorted all that out! The post was interesting though cos I've started reading the books, I'm only like a third into the first one so far cos i is pretty slow readers but i'm actually surprised how similar the books are to the tv. Everything so far seems to be happening pretty much exactly the same! The only difference I've noticed is when the blonde one is getting boned that one time she is doing it in front of all the other horsemen dudes when in tvs she was all doing it in private. I think dat bit was better in the books! I did like the bit with Bianca! I haven't seen this weeks yet but I liked the bit in last weeks episode when she was all rubbing her bumside against his boners!

What's a hearst? Is dat like a spelling of a bearsy? I checked my keyboards and a h is near a b and a t is near a y. Is it cool if i call you Bamsted? Pleased to hear your good news though! Was it same bird both times?

hahaha jealouses! Windows is genuine player! I like this thread. I wanted to rate it 5 stars but the dumb mods don't let you rates lounge threads.

Confuses! When you is in the navy is not all the other sailors english?

you know dat's probably tru i've seen it on tv - but to be honest, hypocritical as it sounds - i don't like slags! I like it when they seems kind of respectable and not the sort of girl who'd usually do this kind of thing, and i like to pretend they is just making exceptions cos i is big studs!

Thanks for dat btw! Did come in handy! She was like all interested in talking bout dat and she was like going on about things like Usher and f**cking Plan B and I was like Oh yeah I think they is really good too but dat was all lies i think they is sh!t!

Does it counts if they is different species?

Hi Sue! Nice to have female perspectives though i'm investigating slight air of disapproval in your tones! My situations is that when i meet attractive girls the first thing i want to do is bone them! That is all i'm thinking about! I might pretend to be interested in the stuff what they're talking about and laughing at their dumb jokes but that's all Good Actings cos i can't really find myself genuinely liking them as persons when the entire core of my being is being all concentrated on bonings! I don't know if i'm faulty. I like to imagine that it's the same for all dudes. I'm not psychopath though once I've got the bonings out the way i'm sometimes interested in them as peoples and sometimes we are genuine friends and we like hang out and do other stuff than bonings. But i always need to do the bonings first. How is it for you? Do you mind speaking for womankind in general? When you first meet attractive man is you genuinely not thinking about bonings? Is you just thinking hmmm he might be quite sexually attractive but it's hard to tell before we've been on three dinner dates and once to the pictures? And is that real feelings or just what girls learn from watching too much tv? I took this girl on a date on Sat night but it was all just kiss and goodnight. She seems to think her 3 date rule is some moral imperative while i'm thinking it's just arbitary load of nonsense. I can't be bothered with it frankly. There's no way we're going out again. She keeps sending me text messages but at the moment she's getting the old blank hahaha!

im on actual dinner dates! she is gone for sh!t or something. she is seem to be thinking we is going for drinks after then dropping her homes! i dont think so! also she said about 3 date rule isdat as bad as it sounds? also im running out of polite dinner conversations is there anything happening in the world what i can talk about?

I was reading this and i was bit interested till it was that the club consulted one support group and it was just the other support groups jealous cos they was not consulted. Then i thought was bit embarrassing, really. Quite like the new Liverpool shirt tho! It reminds me of Arsenals commerative one from few years back

I'll have to keep it quiet tho cos if serial killers find out he'll come after me! If your reading this, serial killers, then i is only kidding i don't really think you is serial killer. People probably just hangs themselves for own reasons!

Thanks for suggestions! A friend of mine is policeman and he told me it is well known in police that there is a serial killer going round staging all the suicides. Apparently he done loads in wales and also some celebrities tho he wouldn't tell me which ones. The polices aren't allowed to investigates cos if they admit all the suicides is murders then is bad on their crime figures! Bearsy can probably investigates this!

Here's my poll! a) The MLG positions: We should be making 5 year plans to be bigger than Evertons b) The Turkish positions: There is no evidences we can be bigger than Evertons Have I got the positions right? Some of the arguments is confusings!

Wouldn't it be cool if at the end of this thread either MLG or Turkish could turn round and be like know what bro, i've listened to ur arguments and you've won me round. I agree with you now! Anything rather than see this thread again in 2020 when we either expand the stadium or fail to sell out a home match. How bout a poll and we can all vote to say who's "won"?

I think we can all agree this has been a very thorough and exhaustive studies on gay cultures in 21st century Britain. It is probably the definitive work on this subject! We have all learnt a lot and probably some people who wasn't even gay before are out buying hankerchiefs as we speak! By popular demands i am now considering extending the series and investgating other matters of import. These are what I'm thinking of investigating: Bearsy Investigates: Paedophiles Bearsy Investigates: Jesus from off the Bible Bearsy Investigates: Racist Jokes At the moment i'm leaning towards investigating the paedophiles. There will be a lot of people pro and a lot of people con, i think it could be very interesting debates! What do you think most needs investigatings?

Hi Gays! I mean Guys! Let's do some more investigations! Investigations number 3: Can you tell when someone is gays from their mannerisms and voice and stuff? I have conflicting experiences in this regards! I remember when I was at school there was two kids what everyone said was gay. Let's call them Mr.X and Mr. Jordan Browning of Shirley. Now they was not out or anything or what Big John would call "practising gays" as far as i know, but everyone said they was gay i think based on they had a certain manner of walking and talking, and also they was best friends with girls, and also they was no good at footballs. Now this is pretty clear prejudices and discriminations which we know is Bad and we know is Faulty Reasoning, but the fact remains that I've since heard that both Mr. X and Jordan Browning of Shirley did in fact turn out to be Gays! That is the cases in favours of existence of gaydars. But wait! I also have further evidences! I watch some TV and like a lot of people i assumed that certain people on tv like David Walliams, Tom Cruises and Jeremy Clarkson was gays but in fact - check this! - not one of them is actual gays! And on the flip side of that coin I also watch this show called Him & Her starring this guy called Russell Something who was also in Being Human and I would never of guessed he was gays but in fact i read recently in a magazine that he is in fact actual gays. Initial conclusions pending further evidences: It is possible to tell if people is gays upto the age of 16 but then after 16 you never can tell and should probably not be guessing cos it can cause embarrassments.

I'm a sucker for the old folks. I feel bad for them. When I see an old crippled type of bloke in the street i put extra enthusiasm and spring in my step to cheer him up, then i thinks he might be thinking i'm mocking him so i pretend to trips and then smile at him ruefully. If i was in situations with lonely old gay man i would of probably sympathised and wanted to help. I would probably let him blow me.

Whoah! Where is you getting homophobias from! No-one is hating on the gays! We love the gays! The underlying point to this thread, if there is an underlying point, is dat i'm genuinely interested in how gay relationships is different from straight relationships. It seems to me they've got a pretty sweet deal! I'm thinking that dudes is generally more up for casual sexes than girls, and also dat dudes are generally more interesting and funny than girls. If you was dating dudes you would have lots of shared interests and could discuss any problems you was having with your bumholes without embarassments, and you could talk together about footballs and drinkings. On the face of it seems really sweet deal! I wish i was gays! Dat said, I might have to be more carefuls when i start my next investigations on Blacks!