Bearsy

In that case can you have a look back a couple of pages there's a thread called "My Bumhole Is All Itchy". I'm having a bit of a relapse situation and I'm thinking a bit of main board perspective might be useful additions!

i did read that in olden days doing gay sex was illegal whereas doing straight sex was cool except for in one country, i can't remember which, they had it the other way round and it was only legal to be gays. I'm not sure how i would feel if they brought that law back over here. If it was only legal to be gays would you all just be gays no problem, or would you just carry on being straights and get sent to jails and put on Sex Offenders Register and stuff?

Hmmm so what happens if we sign a centre back? Guly has to give his wife back to Billy or something and thern turn gays himself? That doesn't sound right. Is anyone here scientists and can explain?

I think this thread has been very successful! I am very impressed with the level of debates and informed opinions that have come forward and a lot of the content of this thread would not be out of place on Newsnight with Jeremy Paxton or Prime Ministers Question Time. I think it's safe to say we've all learned a little bit about Gay Cultures, and the world will be petter places because of it! Now it is time to open the debate up a bit! Some of you may be surprised to learn that there is more to being gay than having anal sex with men. Truly there is! One thing that gets my goat big style is all the myths and supposed sciencetific facts that surround Gay Cultures. Investigations #2: Busting the myth that "Every tenth person is a gay" You are probably all familiar with this supposed sciencetific fact, but i consider it a very dangerous generalisation. For example, I have checked the Saints squad list and the found that the tenth person is Guly. Consequently many people assume he is gay. This is why he gets so much abuses at St. Mary's from homophobes. BUT IS IT TRUE???? I don't know frankly, but we will find out through application of sciences! Has anyone here ever had anal sex with Gulys? Or straight sex with Guly. This will be our first indicator if so please post evidences below. Because we is being sciencetific we will probably need photos or videos evidences.

Is clever when you think about it, cos afters they can use the hankys for mopping up. It's practical. I'm going to do the same if i ever have blind dates i is going to suggest we is both got condoms and lube pinned to our lapels. They can serve dual purposes of identifying us to each other and then for actual uses in the bonings. Except the condoms be no use if I've pinned it to my lapels. I didn't think this through!

It is interesting I've done loads of threads about straight sex and no Ohio Saints to be seen, then I done one on Gay sex and straight aways Hamster sent me a pm saying "you know who's going to be all over this thread about gays Bearsy, it'll be that Ohio Saint character. Mark my words," Hamster said and by gosh he was right!

Sorry john i wasn't trying to cause offences! I can be a bit irreverent in my postings though i know - it's nice of you to give serious answers and advices though! I thought you was gay cos you refered to me as "you heteros"! I do get mixed up sometimes tho. I wonder what they do with the hankerchiefs nowadays - seems to me carrying a hankerchief of any colour would be a good signal now cos you just don't see them no more! I get what ur saying about sex is not just sporting, i guess that's just partly generation gap and partly my sex postings have some bravado - I do sometimes have real feelings and stuff - jury's still out whether I'm gonna be sexual deviant though! I like to think the peoples is laughing with me rather than at me!

No we had internets! Is it hot i might check it out! Also the little ginger haired neighbour is she hot? Also the mum!

I don't want to have to read an actual book Windows! Can you give me a blow-by-blow please!

Dat is interesting Hatch! So does u have to find boyfriends who are quite happy to receive and not bothered if they never get to be the back end? Does you still have to give them hands or orals, or is it while u is giving them from behinds they is tugging themselves off? Perhaps on this thread we might be able to find you boyfriends! It can be also like dating threads!

As one of the intellectual heavyweights of Muppet Show forums the mods have asked me to try and introduce more high-brow and serious postings and thought provoking debatings! For my first time i have decided to investigate about gays! I have big interest in being gay but cos i don't have any close gay friends i haven't been able to investigate the situation to date - when i meets a gay person it seems a bit rude to start off asking them all personal questions and stuff. Anyways i met Big John (BJ for his friends!) on here yesterday and he said he was gays so i'm hoping that he will help with my investigations and then the wider Muppet Show community in general can gain great understandings of gay situations and also for the benefit of mankind! Also there is probably lots of other gays on here and they can help too! If they is closet they can just post saying "my friend said" or something. I was gonna start off with gentle matters like which of the players is most hottest to gays, but there is an elephant in the room and to draw in bigger audiences and increase web hits we is gonna start with anal sex! This is the first investigations: When you is a gay and you has a boyfriend, how does it work on who is the front and who is the back? I mean does you take it in turns, or is it like there is some gays what only like to give and some gays what only like to receives? Disclaimers: This is serious threads and not for abuses. If you is homphobe you is not allowed to post and you must just read cos through educations comes amendments!

"Thanks for that BJ!" Dat's what I'm saying to Big John for his contribution above, and it's also what I'll be saying to dis girl Sat night after my Actual Date at a Real Life Restaurant! Hopefully anyways, there's still chance dat she won't put out afterwards. I was thinking of getting her to sign something but I'm not sure it would actually be legals? I always wished i was a gay, i imagine with gays casual sex is never off the table. If I was gay then I wouldn't have to go to a ****ing restaurant Sat night we could just cut straight to the bonings! Is that how it is tho, or am i victims of watching too much tv and picking up Stereotypes? Also BJ (is it cool to call you dat, i assume u picked the name for purposes?) I see I've been using gay as a adjective in this thread like it means "bad". I don't mean offences but does it cause any? I'll try to quit it if so! Which part of the stadiums do you sit in? Someone told me the Gay Saints "sit in the kingy" but I weren't sure if dat was euphamisms!

I had same thing but it was just cos i typed in the wireless key wrong. Turns out they is all fussy bout cApiTaL leTtERS. Thing is though i was all confused for a while cos it wasn't coming up with "password wrong" or nothing it was just making out like it was sort of connected but not getting ip addresses and stuff like you said. It's a Samsung netbook thingy. Don't get one. They is sh!te!

Weren't Jordan Henderson a sunderland whatsit?

yeah ok split the difference, we'll go with chipolata! i don't want to get bogged down in the whole how big is Bearsy's chipolata situations - that debate is for another day. There is another dude sniffing round my boner - dat ain't right what's the word for the person what is the recipient of ur boner? - anyway there is nother dude sniffing round so i have to stake my claim asap. To be honest, reading back, there ain't a lot of good suggestions to be working with. I'm pretty sure she'll be expecting to get fed at nice restaurant so i might have to bite the bullet and arange dat in the absence of a more elligible plannings.

Don't shoot the messenger!

The poster called Dog is a d!ckwad. The sender of this insult remains anonymous at their request

I actually think the mods have got me on ignores! That is why they is not doing my suggestions like when i suggested SainticonsTM Ltd and when i suggested improvements to swear filters. As a test yesterday i called Hamster a d!ckwad and i got clean away with it and didn't get infracted or anything! It's actually pretty sweet! I am above the law! If anyone wants to call anyone a d!ckwad but is too scared of getting infracted send me the name of the person by pm and i will call them d!ckwad on your behalfs! The dumb mods will never know!

It'd be sweet if the mods could publish league tables of who is getting most ignores and who is doing the most ignoring! They probably won't do cos the mods never do my ideas. That's why i've got them on ignore. If everyone could pm me lists of who you is ignoring i will compile the league table myselfs! If you can't pm me cos u have me on ignore u can post it on here instead and i will try and come back and read laters! Edit: Unless i've got you on ignore i won't be able to read it so you'll have to pm pap instead.

I can't read that can someone let me know what it's about?

Yeah he had a legit 3some with dat post! If he could have linked in my bumhole it would have been a genuine Bearsy 4-way! I evicted my unwanted guest like weeks ago. It's so sweet having my places to myself again! Like now if i'm watching tv and the bird on tv gives me boner i can extract my jumbo and pleasure myself without risk of her coming over all do you mind and telling peoples and stuff! Also there is lot more room in the bathroom cabinet to put my bum creams and medicines!

Clarifications! I see readings back there is a certain air of misogyny in my original postings which is probably whe peoples think i'd be interested in raping and prostitutes... but i'm really not that kind of bear! Ten pin bowling is also out cos it's gay!

That's interesting Block 18s but i ain't sure! It don't ever happen when the shower or taps is running, it only happens like 30 seconds after I've shut them off. You get angry noises and then the pipes start banging about, unless i immediately start running a hot tap which lets out a burst of steams or run a cold tap (not sure why that helps - does running cold tap put more cold water in your boilers?). Also, it never happened before I had the issue with my toilet, but happens all the time since so i'm thinking i must of hurt it's feelings when i turned off the waters at the mains thing under the sinks. I think I'll call plumber. I was gonna try descaling last night as suggested by Scooby but couldn't figure out where I'm sposed to stick the fizzy tablet things.

I offered to go round hers and eat what she cooks but apparently dat ain't allowed. I did see this tv show where the guy said he was taking her to restaurant but when they got there Oh No! The restaurant is closed! So they had to go back to his place and eat pizza and bone. Does anyone know any restaurants what are closed?