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So if something is not not failing dat means it's... erm help me out here kermie are you pro or con whatever we is arguing about?

If I was looking like Jay Spearing the last thing I'd want to do is line up next to Morgans.

Nutshell.

Saints go big for butts etc.

Surprised he didn't get a game actually cos that Willems character the dutch had playing left back seemed a bit of a liability.

Dat was pretty loools! I also like the ones where they has a hot girl hitting on a dude right in front of his girlfriends! [video=youtube_share;6x5e-U8pHco]

I'm a bit ITK on this one Trousers. I think I'd better edit dat post though cos I don't want to get no-one in trouble.

Edit: I definitely think the following statements are untrue and if I hear anyone making the following slanderous statements they can expect to hear from my legals: Word on the street is that it was a hacking thing and the "software update" is just a cover story cos the bank can't be admitting their systems got hacked. In other news, the branch managers have been given a free hand to dish out upto £(pm-me-to-find-out-what-you-might-win) compensation to any customer what gives them a sob story bout costs incurred. Try your luck!

If the op is serious i am willing to help him use up the excess credit. Send me pm.

I was reading them Turkish comments earlier tho and he was pretty clearly on a wind up.

Yeah I can see why the mods is getting a bit nervous then, that could be a big bucks lawsuit. Do we know which players Supersonic actually represents? Is it someone we've been linked with? Edit: Mods if it is not cool to discuss cos of pending lawsuits can you let me know by infraction? Cheers.

Soooo to recap cos I'm missing a couple of steps, someone outed supersonic as a famous football agent yeah? Is that right? And then supersonic is threatening the mods with legals cos if his players found out he is giving out confidentials he might get the sack. And Turkish got banned over it. Where does JustMike come into it?

Snap! They is very moreish tho

A handshake is not enough for me given all that's come before. They should ****.

I'm all for equalities but i don't think they take it far enough, there shouldn't be a seperate men's and women's tournament it should all be together and equals.

I usually pop down with my mate one day in the first week to try and score on the posh girls, it's not a bad day out if it's sunny even if you ain't got tickets for the show courts there's plenty of stuff to do, at least in the first week, after that it's all sh!tty doubles and juniors on the outside courts. I ain't going unless the weather hots up a bit tho!

I'm not sure Lallana would be very useful as the second full-back in Hodgson's innovative 8-0-2 formation, and for that reason I'm out.

Here's a large sum of moneys, what will you do with it? Help the disabled? Something for the kids? Nah mate, big statue. Of myself.

I'd be thinking you shouldn't get student discounts, work-shy scumbag! Nah not really. If dat was true it would explain why they is all suspicious though, when they say students they is probably more thinking of kids.

oh forget it

Yeah dat's balls obviously but i don't think it's impossible we might be more successful over the next 10 years which i spose is where MLG is coming from really. I mean probably that's where he's coming from, I ain't read what he's actually said cos there's like 8 pages of it.

I was thinking the other night when I was watching Scott Parker run about passing sideways that Jack Cork could probably do that job just as well... Maybe I'm mental, I just think his hair is similarly retro and undoubtedly England class!

So bbc are showing us top on their website. Is dat cos of our better vvanking?

God them england players **** me off strolling around with them grim expressions on their face like they're all turtle heading or something. I spose they is thinking cos of the Ukraine situation and the crowd they're gonna over commit forwards and we'll slaughter them on the break but it aint happening so far. World's Most Boring Game.

Hope so! I really want to hear Hodgson mention our superior "ranking" post match!