Bearsy

I'm on it! I have tried two different tactics to see which ellicits better responses!

Yeah i was remembering Alpines as a bit of a bad boy back in the day, I actually think he's melllowed a bit nowadays. I ain't never sent anyone an unsolicited pm before, I've only ever replied when other forum members send me pics of their junk or whatever, but I'm going break my pm virginity to see if he minds providing his infraction datas. I might try Windmills too but it sounds like he is in bed with the dumb mods and i don't want to attract their attentions. Lets keep this on the down low!

Everyone says how crap England is, but if we even had a 50/50 record in penalties we'd of probably won something by now. A good sports psychologist would help, but what the England team really needs is fewer and better James Milners.

I am slightly worried that people are gonna be getting themselves purposely infracted just so they can move up the leaderboard, I see dat Jonnyboy already is thinking along those lines, competitive little **** dat he is. Moving back to the op, does no-one actually know how come Dog got banned? The silence on this subject is deafening, it's kind of frightening when people are whisked away in the night without trial or public consultation it's like a whole Guantanamo Bay situation. I picture him now deep in the bowels of St Mary's getting water-boarded by Stevegrant and St.Chalet. He'd probably quite like that.

Lol

Sounds a bit of a stretch but it is true that red is the best colour to have in a kit. Dunno if it's psychological or like you say cos the players see their team-mates that much quicker, but: Man Utd > Man City Liverpool > Everton Arsenal > Tottenham Southampton > Portsmouth Bristol City > Bristol Rovers Nottingham Forest > Notts County Wouldn't surprise me at all if Cardiff Reds are more successful than Cardiff Blues!

Pearce being a terrible coach is not a ludicrous statement bro! Also for what it's worth I agree with delldays dat this ain't a serious football tournament and it would have been fun to see Beckham trot on for the last 20 minutes to take some corners or whatever.

So Glasgow Saint is runaway bad-boy at present. He is Balotelli of Saintsweb! We have a few likely suspects MIA tho.... where is Alpine Saints when you need him!

Oh I'm not surprised pap, you tend to observe the niceties of debates. You is missing out though, if you ain't gonna have any infractions people is gonna think you is a pussy and you will not be getting any respects. I suggest you pop on the main board, call Saints Fan CaM a bedwetter, dat ought to do it!

you should appeal there aint nothing bout dat in the forum rules. I guess it's one of them things like necrophilia, not technically illegal but "frowned upon". I'll give you a half point for dat cos it sounds dubious.

The home shirt is a bit like SMS actually, i mean we have all red seats and just thin white stripes where the concourses are.

Cheers Deano! I didn't know Infractions could have different amount of points! I am also interested in which of the mods is dishing out the most infractions. I'm thinking Baj is the main enforcer cos he was the one that done me, but I was wondering if anyone has got a full set... who is the mods now? I know you've got stevegrants and there used to be a Ponty (is he still around)? What do you have to do to get a Pontefract?

I phoned my dad earlier and was telling him and i said yeah the new home kit is red with white stripes and the away kit is white with red stripes. He said shut up James that's about the stupidest thing you ever said! (he calls me James cos dat is my name)

I've been thinking bout this Glasgow and the mods is saying that people who want to have fun can go do it in the Muppet Show and i get that, but the thing is that for a lot of humours you need a straight man and there are no straight men in the Muppet Show! It's all Morecambe and no Wise in here, which is why people end up going to the main board looking for Wises to make fun on and get themselves infracted. I've give you 22 btw, you is top of league! Your 20+ may need to be referred to the stewards if we get photo finish tho, if it turns out only 19 you is getting infracted for lies!

That's good Delldays, but if you think about it I get infracted every 1200 posts and you get infracted every 2726 posts so in fact I am more of a Bad Boy than you!

Sorry to be a pain delldays but can you give me a count on the infractions so I can put you on the leaderboards? It sounds like you might have Championship Winning form! You might be Barcelona of infractions! Hatch is poopey.

I don't know what to do with that colins - is that more or less than an Infractions? What was the dumb think what you done?

Interesting! They didn't need to that i don't mind you calling me a stupid arse! Have you got any others - at the moment you is Joint Top! Champions League baby!

Can people also say how many infractions they has got and I'll add it to the leader board in the first post. Cheers! Edit: Don't ignore me pussys! Is you all ashamed of your infractions!

I hear you nine I'm trying to cut back on the plurals! I dunno why i do it really i don't talk like that or nothing, I probably thought it was funny at first but now it's getting like a risable affectation, sometimes they is still slipping in without me noticings tho!

I'm not often sarcastic or off topics so i should be cool! I want to know bout dogs cos i've noticed he posts a lot of risque sexuals stuff, and I've got a bit of form for dat too so i just wanted to check see if i was in any dangers!

I didn't think i'd ever had one but i just looked and apparently i got one from Baj in 2010! It said I was being sarcastics! I thought that don't sound like me so i clicked on the link thing and it turns out i called Saints Fan CaM a "bedwetter" loool!

I see that Dog has got himself a bans! I know i'm being really nosey or whatever but can someone give me the skinny bout what he done? I don't know why there aren't public records for these things like in courts! Then we could learn what not to do! Feel free also to post informations bout the dumb things what you done to get infracted and bans! Edit: SAINTSWEB INFRACTIONS LEADERBOARD: Glasgow Saint - 29 hypochondriac - 20 Alpine Saint - 14 Cheese on Toast - 12 Thedelldays - 12 Turkish - 6 Deano6 - 4 ericofarabia - 4 Jonnyboy - 4 CB Fry - 3 Miltonroader07 - 3 smirking saint - 3 Bearsy - 2 Barry Sanchez - 1 Dibdeu Pirleu Saint - 1 Hamster - 1 Pap - 1 skint-saint - 1 St.Chalet - 1 suewhistle - 1 Trousers - 1 Spudgun - 1/4 Hatch - 0 Secret Site Agent - 0 Scotty - 0 Tokyo-Saint - 0

I seen some Star Treks and what annoys me the most is how they are always going "ah this reminds me exactly of an old 20th century earth story called The Only Way Is Essex, when the gay one was trying to buy a car" Why ain't they got cultural references from any other eras or planets or anything? Why is they not going "Yes does this not remind you of when Ghfskhs fought Sdsd746 on planet 89juk in the late 25th century or whatever"?

Oh yeah I get that, if like Man Utd decide their youth ain't as good as ours they is just gonna buy ours, **** off theirs to pompey and if the football mods complain they is just going to tell them to go **** themselves. There is no way they're getting their academy downgraded either cos they're man utd and what they is really after is getting a scholes or giggs come through every 10 years and they is not giving a **** what it costs.