Bearsy

sweet bejusus timothy loose lips sink ships bro! You'd have been useless in the war! Collaborator!

Tried that already! I was like "are u up for a bit of Centre Parcs?" (I learned that one on here!) Backfired though. We're going to Centre Parcs next week.

She don't watch Eastenders. Does Hollyoaks count? I bet she'd just join in - i'd have my official threesome I suppose but as far as getting my gaff back It'd be back to square one!

Hey dudes! I've had to edit this thread cos I was being too specific! In general terms, not being specific, if you was in your flat and there was another person in your flat and u can't officially tell them to **** off, what is the best way to make them want to leave while still thinking it's their own idea???

Edit: I've deleted cos I didn't post this post!

Right, I've got a plan! She's here now watching tv I'm gonna go down the shop and I'll leave the laptop open on this page. If I know girls like I know girls she'll be straight on here investigating!

Edit: This post gone too!

You need more details! Edit: But you can't have 'em cos Bearsy get in trouble!

Dudes! There's someone in my flat! She's been here nearly a week now! What should I do?????

Dunno! I heard they was camping at Brighton and that didn't work out too well!

Spoilerssssss! Nah I'm kidding I don't care bout that really, suprised to hear that the wolfs won tho charmin', after seeing Neeson in Taken I was pretty sure he could deal with a simple gang of wolfs! They is definitely gonna remake the Running Man now that the Hungry Games is making all lots of money! They is probably waiting to see how much $$$ the Total Recall recall makes tho, having seen the trailer tho i'd say probably not much! It's got Colin FFS Farrell in it! They don't even go to Mars! But on the other hand Jessica Biel plays the chick with 3 boobs! Top 5 Arnie movies! Commando Predator Terminator II Terminator Total Recall Tough list to make! I had to leave off Running Man and True Lies and Twins and Kindergarten Cop! Also I know Commando is rubbish but it's my favourite all the same! It's so gay and funny!

Is converting loans to shares or whatever something you'd want to do if you was about to sell the company for £75m? Or is that totally unrelated?

Is "white wine" a euphamism? Give me a call when u next have one of your swinging parties!

Gaming and porn I should imagine

Is dat tru?

Sold! I'll have a number 1, a number 5, a number 29, a side order of 35 and a number 38 to finish. Cheers bud!

Hmmm i feel like you're mocking me but I'm not sure. I'm confused. If only there was a SainticonTM to express what I'm feeling. Oh wait!

Yes pap, but are the Jap chicks Hot???????

I see dat kid got sent to chokey for being all abusive about muamba. He probably deserved it, I dunno dat don't really interest me, but i got thinking that there's some people i want to be abusive about but i'm a bit frightened cos i don't want to go to jail! It would interfere with my social activities and also it seems a bit embarrassing being all in the Sun newspaper and that. Anyway I'm going to America soon and i'm planning to hit some homies with impunity cos of Freedom Of Speech! Here's who I've got so far: Darren Gough - I don't like his accent, he sounds dumb! I don't like it when people sound all dumb and stuff! Patrick Kielty - I don't like his face! Paul Weller - I don't like his music! Harry Potter - I don't like his acting! These people are gonna get really seriously burned! If anyone wants to get in on this I'm happy to burn some other people on your behalfs! Do not ignore this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Is dat the one with liam neeson and the wolves? I ain't seen it but it probably wasn't pointless. Probably the wolves were a metaphor for something. Probably capitalism or something. You have to be on the watch for metaphor Charmin'! (Is it cool if I call you Charmin', I like to think of you as a toilet bear!)

Hi pap! I don't know that Confessions film it sounds a bit high-brow. Is the teacher Hot? Are the students Hot? I could probably give it a go if they're all Hot! Are there lots of subtitles too pap, I don't really like too many subtitles. I don't ever go on the Ugly Inside - have they stolen my idea? Have they in some way infringed the world-wide rights of the SainticonsTM corporation? I'm going to try and design some more SainticonsTM soon! My aim is to have enough so I don't ever have to post actual words anymore - in the future all my posts will just be a string of SainticonsTM. It'll be like hieroglyphs!

I watched this! It had better killings and stuff tho i did feel a bit dirty leering over the Japanese school girls. I also heard a good joke! Do you want to hear it! This is it - you ready? Ok!

If the cinema held 30,000 people I would!

Nah, I thought the OP displayed an unseemly bitterness of spirit. Despite the bravado of his post, he was clearly cut deep at the weekend when the Northam crew waved their season tickets at him, and again when he tried to mince out early only to be humiliated by pointed chants of "Is There A Fire Drill". Poor soldier.

What was Billy supposed to do, blank the little kid calling for a high-5? It's bloody ridiculous! Those 30 seconds after a goal's scored are sacred and anything Billy wanted to do shy of pulling Cork's shorts down and rimming him on the field of play is totally fine with me!