Bearsy

sorry pap my bad! Explains why she's willing to sit and watch star trek with you tho - it's only once you're married they start taking liberties with the remote control. Not that I'd know, i still kick em off home when i want to watch tv. It's best that way cos then if someone hot comes on tv i can safely crack one off without any of the embarrassing looks and complaints that girls seem to think necessary! Am i the only one ridiculously excited about watching The Hunger Games when it comes out friday? It's embarrasing really cos i know it's for 14 year old girls but i guess i'm a 14 year old girl at heart cos i looooved the book and when i saw the movie trailer i got so excited a little pee came out in my panties!

She been downgraded pap? I'm pretty sure she was Mrs Pap last week. I keep notes!

As rivetting as the tale of the Middle Wallop Airshow & the night an ME109 chased a Spitfire & did an impromptu Dogfight over Old Sarum airfield back in the 80"s no doubt is, I think it's fair to say she was just humouring you.

Why so po-faced homies? That thread is clearly a joke, the op made me laugh! Some of the others took it a bit far but I figure they don't have a seperate forum for their Muppet Show irreverencies (is that a real word?)

picturesss!!! i know uv got 'em homie!

Over-ruled. If you could actually be bothered to read the thread title 9, you would note that these banners are for pompey. i.e. the op has been asked by pompey fans to create a banner for their use. I'm not sure why we've got to do it, i guess they've got bigger things to worry about or something. Anyway, it is therefore necessary for the banners to include spelling mistakes otherwise the tv cameras and other third party witnesses would not believe them to be authentic pompey banners. HTH!

Use loose/lose in a sentence and I will make a ruling. Under the authority of what people are already calling "The Bearsy Ruling" the use of "Can I get", "My bad" and "PIN number" are perfectly acceptable. The mods are granting me temporary mod privileges to enforce The Bearsy Ruling, I'm not thinking infractions though we're more going along the lines of increasing the annual subscription fee for pedantic posters! I hope ur rich kp cos you're already on my Most Wanted list!!!

That article is classic! There's this guy, right, who's not hompophobic, he'd have no problem if one of his players was gay. He does think that "two gay people is wrong", but he's got no problem if it's just one gay on their own. Bell-end!

There's been a lot of discussion here today about spelling and I think it's time for someone to man up and make a ruling. That bear is me! From now on, you're only allowed to complain about a typo if it renders the sentence confusing. For example it is acceptable to spell Seaborne as Seabourne, Seaburns or Seabum up until we sign a player called Seeburn, then you'll have to take more care to avoid The same ruling stands for random application of apostrophes, "atkinses" and all other associated offences. Any further non-authorised pendantry will result in sanctions!

Is it true that his Korean name is Ty Won Shu?

I like how he only works 65% of the time. Typical baggage handler, rest of the time he's rifling through suitcases stealing peoples camera phones and what not.

oh i'm interested! long as they not too fat, that's all i ask.

Oi! ...yeah alright I'm up for it!

dat should be "so long" not goodbye you homo xx

What kind of dogs is that? I'm thinking of getting a dog. I want one like that!

dat should be "so long" not goodbye you homo xx

hahaha dat disagreement between kp and norm is proper lolz! I bet kp is hanging his head in shame to be outspelled by norms two grandchildren! What interested me reading back is how I assumed the Corporate Hospitality correspondent was a female. Not sure where i got that from tho. i picture her early twenties, lives with her boyfriend, scraped through her GCSEs. Been temping for a while now, parents still married, dad's got his own building firm, she's got a sister at university and her grandparents live abroad. probably tenerife. Seems a bit chauvinist tho. i guess where i'm coming from is a dude with below average intelligence and no professional qualifications would be working in construction, not holding down an admin role. she must be a presentable young female, watson, a very presentable young female indeed.

All the words were spelt correctly, they just weren't the words she was looking for!

I don't know if you've noticed but the swearfilter has asterisked out all ur surnames! Makes me wonder what they are??? You can get round swearfilter by using 1s instead of I and u can use 0 instead of o.

the op is a definite fail tho - your sposed to put the name tags the other way round. I think that's what Andy Durham was objecting to actually.

You've got to respect him for nailing Bleakley tho. Given his fatbody that's a pretty cool achievement.

Hi bletch! I was only teasing bout the analysis thing I always find your stuff interesting. I see your long post on the dirty bear thread and i do have some further thoughts on that subject, but i can't post on there anymore cos its being watched!!!! I've got to wait a couple of weeks for the general furore to die down. I'm lying low at the mo. If anyone asks, you ain't seen me.

i've got a samsung phone i don't need. The screen is fine but i could break it for you. Or do you do that yourselves?

don't start, we'll get a 10 page thesis on the history of analysis now.

I heard Hodgsons getting it from such a good source that I took my little all down the bookies and lumped on! The odds got pretty much halved overnight - either my bet skewed the market or I ain't the only bear itk