Bearsy

Someone posted "so long and thanks for all the fish" the other day. I think that's the perfect mix of magnanimous, condescending and funny. It should be the theme for the day! We'll need dolphins and robots and people with two heads to pull it off. Also bad poetry.

Yeah your mum was my first choice too xx

I want to rate this thread five stars! But I can't. Can you rate threads in the Lounge?

Ziiing! Alpine says something annoying and then boom! two and half years later Tom28 comes out with a classic come-back! Well played fella!

what is this steam thing everyone keeps going on about? I want to join in but i've only got FM on iphones and i don't think we get steams

maybe we could help each other out? what you doing tonight?

Oh! That's do-able! I was thinking the S meant six or seven!

I dunno what SBJ means and I can't google cos I haven't got any internet today.

News flash: he's cack! does make me laugh! I'm gonna try it out as a counter chant when you bellends next start ur Lallana love-in at SMS!

Dunno bout that homes, sometimes people are just plain wrong.

"flog him off for anyone willing to offer a reasonable amount" - I'm glad we didn't follow that advice!

Oh was that the point! you thought they looked like each other? i usually quite like laughing at freaks and stuff but that poor little girl is just too pitiable. she makes me feel all sad in my tummy. I'm gonna ask her out when she hits 16, cheer her up a bit.

The poll result made me loooool!

Loool love the contrast between Zaha: "I'm gonna move to a better club in the summer" and Ricky: "I don't want to play for any other club". Sucks to be palace!

I don't agree with a lot of the guff posted on here, but you've got to admit... chinos are wack.

I'm watching The Help at the moment. Them blacks in 60s America has a pretty sweet deal! We learn they git $40 a week just to clean they toilet and stuff while they white journalist only git $8 a week. That be pretty generous right there! Also they git they own toilet to use, imagine that! Does your work git you your own toilet just for your own use? I know mine doesn't! I don't think i can take much more tho, it is pretty boring. I was only really watching for Emma Stone but them clothes they wore in them days ain't too hot. I think I'll turn it off now.

I thought them japs in the crowd were pretty cool! It's nice to see some young good looking people mixing in with all you sad old bastards. Hopefully they can bring some girls next time too! Anyone know if they came over from japan particularly for the game, or do they live over here or something?

no love for the conchords homes?

When i crawled in this morning 6am i stopped off at tesco to get some supplies, as i figured i've got a pretty bad hangover coming. Down by the tills there was this dude having a stand up row with a middle-aged woman what worked there. They were both really shouting, totally furious! I couldn't really grasp what it was about even though i hung about watching for a while, i kind of sided with him because she seemed mean-spirited you know how women sometimes get around a certain age. Thing is by the time i'd been round getting my stuff the woman was all crying, being comforted by her colleagues and stuff. The dude had gone about his day and i imagine forgotten all about it. It's kind of the difference between men and women, it seemed to me, dudes sometimes enjoy an argument but for chicks it like means something.

Wowzers! U could cut the sexual tension here with a knife!

oh yeah and she completely denies the "Mayonnaise" thing hahaha!

oh and my real name is bearsy unfortunately, or at least that's my real life nickname. it was probably a bit stupid to post under it - also not to have my facebook ****ing private!

Loool she was quite funny about it actually, i spose she can afford to be as i've done nothing but compliment her on here really - its her mate whats p1ssed off hahahaha! He's definitely been stalking her on Facebook, and me for that matter, i put it to her that he's only causing trouble cos he wants to bone one or both of us and can officially confirm that she ain't interested - suck on that rob you ****!!! I can be quite charming when i put my mind to it and i've managed to talk her into coming out with me next week - i told her if shes got any better looking mates she's welcome to bring one along hahahaha

is 'pranking' an autocorrect?

Just thinking out loud here but if Pompey go maybe HMRC could fund the purchase of Fratton Park? They're gonna have an unexpected windfall as they usually budget for Pompey defrauding them each year, not to mention all they'll save in legal fees if they don't have to take Pompey to court every six months? Is their anything in this? Maybe that MP could get behind it, she's got access to HMRCs confidential emails so she could easily get details of how much £££ they have available?