Bearsy

Hey dudes! Does it count as a threesome if I go with two girls back to their hotel and bone them both? Thing is tho while I was doing the first one the other bird was just sitting checking her email or whatever while she waited her turn. I'm worried it doesn't count as I was never doing them both at the same time?

The Muppets I was interested to see this one as the TV show was way before my time and as I only know the muppets from the sh!t movies I figured there must be something more to them and I was hoping to learn what! Jason Seagull is in this one. He plays his role like a children's tv presenter, wearing a fixed grin and faux cheerfulness the whole time which is never quite convincing as you can sense the inner turmoil behind his eyes, the drug addictions, the knowledge that he's wasting his life, the endless battle with his weight problems. Talking of weight problems, Amy Adams has put on a fair bit of lumbar! I remember her being hot in Enchanted but in this movie she's carrying at least an extra 30 pounds. I guess she had to do it to make her role as Seagulls girlfriend more convincing. Method acting. The first twenty minutes or so of this movie are murderously boring. I think it's the song and dance numbers. There's this one Seagull does which seems to go on forever. I can take a song in a movie but it has to be a really good one, the original songs in the muppets are all pretty dull. Probably best to wait for dvd so you can fast forward. Things pick up a bit when the original muppet cast show up. I hate kermit of course but some of the others like Professor Honeydew, Beaker and the two old men are pretty entertaining. I also like Animal. You can see why they died out though, muppet faces are pretty much fixed in one expression, Kermit looks put upon and sappy, Beaker looks terrified, in these days of computer animations we expect for more range. Pretty restrictive when one of your main characters like Kermit always looks sappy, when the plot might be served better if he can get mad. Maybe that's what's up with Seagull, he played his role like a muppet. Either that or a total fag.

There were at least four or five moments where I was just waiting for the net to bulge! That's what you get for having sh!t strikers dirty leeds! Couldn't be happier if we'd won fair and square!

I was hoping it was a combined fridge and washing machine. I'm out. Might be interested in ur toaster tho?

dunno if i were mandaric I'd be firing megson too. in fact i'd be hiring him back just so i could fire him again.

they was just interviewing some pompey journo on talksport. i can't report what was said though as i werent really concentrating, it was something about what a great history pompey have and how proud they all are of their club.

Oh!

except on ski-slopes tho obviously before anyone says it.

One thing we can all agree on tho is that in europe away goals count double.

Why have points at all? Let's just do it on goal difference.

Thanks for using SainticonsTM bro!

That was a pretty good game I thought the England was a little bit unlucky. Highlight for me was learning that Leighton Baines nickname is "Bainesy!" Pretty much suns up English football that.

Pearce looks less of a spaz with his new haircut. That is all.

his mum probably joined saintsweb innit "nah mum I dont ever vvank honest I don't need to. I don't even have a penis."

yeah that's what i got too, one of the dumbass contestants couldn't though he was like "erm... 800?" looool

Them Australians are well bad for what they done to them aboriginals! I never knew about all that, I'll remember that the next time I'm watching Neighbours. I'm just glad we live in a civilised country.

I always record Countdown to watch when I get home cos I like doing the puzzles so anyway I just watched todays episode. It was pretty sweet! You're probably noticing that the number puzzle is unusually easy this week but that's just cos I took a freeze screen when it was still deciding (the final number was 797). What you may not have noticed is that you can see Rachel Riley's arse pretty well! I immediately stopped playing countdown even though I was on for a new high-score and I decided to give Rachel Riley a good seeing to instead! It was a pretty good one, I could tell she was loving it!

Sorry to say it but you're probably just not a very good manager delldays. You probably don't know how to motivate your squad, or make subtle adjustments in the course of a game to achieve superior results like we do. We are all champions league winners, sought after managers with world class reputations. We're Jose Mourinho. You're John Barnes.

You've got to think of all the effort I've put in pap! Some of those SainticonsTM took literally minutes to find on google. Somewhere I've got to recoup these costs. I'm trying to get a 10% discount against my Saintsweb subscription but the mods are playing hardball at the mo. I see where you went wrong that ain't yogi - it's one of the hairbearsy's!

Erm are you licensed to use SainticonsTM?

Thanks pap! I asked the same question at the apple store and they suggested I should try Angry Birds instead?

I'm not bleedin' Deppo! Deppo was much funnier! Deppo you could be reading a perfectly boring thread about Lee Barnard or whatever and then Deppo would say something that'd make you spit your tea out. Bearsy just tells juvenile anecdotes about his bumhole!

hi pap! im following you round today! if ive got iphones do i need ipads? i like my iphone the only thing is when i'm playing tiger woods golf on the toilet and the fone rings i drop it and the screen smashes on the floor! It gets all spider cracks and costs me £50 for a new screen every time it happens, which is 3 times so far. Possibly design fault??? does this happen with ipads? I had a look on the link but they dont mention it???

yeah pap them dumb mods makes me so mad!!! "Mad" copyright SainticonsTM 2012 Ltd. All rights reserved. Chaplow can get bent if he don't like it.

It's true what you're saying pap i do like to have the final word but we can't blame Crouchie here, it's the mods i've got a beef with! they quite clearly disregarded my written request to engage locking protocols! this isn't the first time they've snubbed me either! i reckon the real reason crouchie sees deppo is because i'm every bit as ostracised and slighted as that poor lost soul, person non grata to the jealous eyes of mod hierachy. Honestly, I remind me of jesus sometimes. Like when i invented SainticonsTM two weeks ago and dutifully demonstrated the idea in the site suggestions forum but have SainticonsTM been rolled out forum-wide? have they feck! people are still going round at me all the time! I bet the mods all sit around in their golden thrones all laughing at me and clinking glasses and stuff. cretins. I'd do one to Ugly Inside if it wasn't so ugly inside, i really would pap.